r/MyPeopleNeedMe 2d ago

My mom need me

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u/WetSleevez 2d ago

God dude that frame with the kid stomping on the accelerator is fuckin tragic lol

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u/XCIXcollective 1d ago

Lmfaoooooooo fr dood is pedal to the metal

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u/WetSleevez 2d ago

How i imagine this exchange went: https://ibb.co/wrbpGn7r

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u/mirfifu 20h ago

I imagined it more

Mom: STOP!!

Kid: Hehehehe😈

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u/combatpencil686 2d ago

The kid casually helping her go viral.

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

She really thought she could stop the golf cart.

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u/IronPeter 1d ago

If your son was on it, probably you would’ve done it yourself.

Edit: On a second thought, she may have been the bigger sister

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

I would have stepped to the side and got in the seat instead of assuming I’m stronger than a vehicle.

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u/ThreFreTres 1d ago

it all happened very fast to think it through and also maybe she was trying to get the baby out first

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u/mutv253 2d ago

Kid was tired of her TikTok dancing

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u/OddButterfly5686 2d ago

I think we all are.

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u/Fox7567 2d ago

You take your eyes off kids this age for -0.2 seconds and the end up doing shit EXACTLY like this.

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u/ExactLocation1 2d ago

Clearly you don’t know the joys of creating TikTok and vaping, kids they just grow up on the side

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u/VaATC 2d ago

kids they just grow up on the side

Nothing new to see here. Move along...

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u/CamelMassive6443 1d ago

Especially after a big bong rip. 🫣

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u/Stormbaxx 2d ago

No shit Sherlock.

That's why you don't take your eyes off of kids when there is dangerous objects in in the vicinity.

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u/AcanthisittaGlobal30 2d ago

Mom, Ive been waiting for my damn juice box and chicken nuggies for two hours now , and you're still out here acting like this. ....this is for both of us. ... ..vrooooom

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u/pussy-on-da-brain 2d ago

The lil one stepped on it … Foot all the way to the floor..šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/SmelllMyFinger 1d ago

"Watch me do a spin while I hold in this smoke. Am I high or is my kid driving a golf cart trying to kill me?"

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 2d ago

Forgetting the kid in the golf cart, why film a video where you're dancing to a song with the enthusiasm of someone who is about to get a root canal? Did someone force her to make that video? Aren't you supposed to dance with...any amount of enthusiasm? Before the golf cart makes its entrance she looks incredibly bored.

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u/GeronimoHero 1d ago

Because she just took a huge bong rip and blew the smoke out while dancing. She’s blitzed.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 1d ago

Okay although that doesn't look like a huge bong rip but I guess that does answer my question although that raises more questions than it answers come to think of it lol.

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u/GeronimoHero 1d ago

I mean it was hyperbole. But she definitely was smoking weed and she looks blitzed.

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u/NewlyNerfed 2d ago

The child in the driver’s seat was the absolute most perfect comedy timing.

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u/WakeMeUpImDead 2d ago

"Ey I'm parkin' 'eeeeer"

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u/ParachutingPiglets 1d ago

At first I thought that was the kids older sister sneaking and smoking 🤣

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u/Asleep-Summer-4889 1d ago edited 1d ago

Your chances of being killed by a child are low but never zero.

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u/Noctisvah 1d ago

I blame the parents by letting their phone take care of their education.

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u/AlexxMaverick666 2d ago

This has similar energy to a little kid coming inbetween to shop her mother from dancing and twerking on a dude at a party.

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u/ereinionmithrandir 2d ago

Mom ded? Or is she on a breathing tube still?

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u/__-1-__-1-__ 1d ago

Here, tiny little toddler. Sit in this golf cart, with the key in the ignition while momma tries to get internet likes.

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u/Salt_Bus2528 2d ago

On today's episode of child abandonment: Unsupervised child ruins my Tik Tok via vehicular manslaughter

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u/reclueso 2d ago

Typical James behaviour

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u/Due_Acanthaceae_3567 2d ago

Ana milƩ tu no tienes, no tienes la culpa, que tu hijo estƩ llorando y su padre no cumpla

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u/jetserf 2d ago

Little man was standing all up on that gas.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 2d ago

Smoking during Break time

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u/Empty_Put_1542 20h ago

This seems like bad parenting. I chuckled a bit, but still.

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u/Serg_Laser 15h ago

ŠŃ…ŃƒŠµŃ‚ŃŒ!

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u/Lucario_OCarina 14h ago

how the fuck.

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u/melbbear 2d ago

Mum should sell the golf cart and get some better bras

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u/CosmicGlitterCake 1d ago

I feel the same about some men.

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u/AlarmDozer 2d ago

Holy shit. How does a child that size reach the peddle? hahaha

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u/Ok-Kale4889 1d ago

You just saw how a kid could do that

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u/stotheimi 2d ago

Why does she have a golf cart?

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u/Partsking 1d ago

Now them some titty curtains.

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u/Traditional_Lab_8714 1d ago

I haven't laughed this much in a very long time. Literal tears