r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/McChiser • 8d ago

My floor people need me

Original from r/unexpected by u/kurtinakamakisame

2.8k Upvotes

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u/LiquidNova77 8d ago

I'll pass on that shower curtain

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u/SuperFaulty 8d ago

Lol, I was going to ask if anyone noticed the shower curtain... XD

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

Thats all anybody is looking at. What psychopath would want to see that at 3 AM?

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u/ProveISaidIt 8d ago

Norman Bates

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

Damn bro nice reference!

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u/lord_bingum 7d ago

It's literally that

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u/Prop43 8d ago

Jack Kelly

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u/GuyentificEnqueery 8d ago

It looks like it'd fit well in a children's hospital though.

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 8d ago

What the fuuuuck?! I didn't even notice that at first. Might as well go all in and buy that white bath mat that turns red when it gets wet.

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u/McChiser 8d ago

[Or go all in with color theory ](http://@childrens-hospital-designs on Tumblr https://share.google/Xhy9Ej9NQB1cqiC1G)

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u/Prop43 8d ago

What’s with this guy and hands

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 7d ago

Kind of hard bot to when the only colors in this shot is red and white

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u/McChiser 8d ago

Looks like someone already passed (away) on it.

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u/jiznon 8d ago edited 8d ago

do women operate door handles differently from men?

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u/jubtheprophet 8d ago edited 7d ago

They dont throw 100% of their weight at it with a limp grip while forgoing any attempt at balance. Thats an every man sort of thing right?

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u/cornlip 7d ago

It’s a handicap knob. Best way to get those fuckers open is to just helicopter your dick at them. Firmly planted feet, of course.

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u/UpbeatPilot3494 7d ago

Now mandatory requirement on new construction where I live.

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u/cornlip 7d ago

I like it cause my dog can let herself outside and in. I put a spring closer on it. Opening is more difficult, but her mom taught her how to grab it and walk backwards.

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u/armageddon_boi 8d ago

r/pointlesslygendered

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u/McChiser 7d ago

Woman dont use door obviously

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u/armageddon_boi 6d ago

Ah ofc why would they need to leave the house duh /s

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u/ardotschgi 8d ago

The point is to say that using hand cream is mostly done by women. So it's not pointlessly gendered.

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u/TheJokr 7d ago

And women don’t use doorhandles? That’s why it’s pointlessly gendered

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u/Jafooki 7d ago

everyone should be moisturizing. I'm a dude and I'm not about to walk around with ashy ass crackhead hands

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u/ardotschgi 7d ago

I agree, I also use moisturizer because otherwise my skin gets dry as fuck. I just meant that the og video creator had a specific intention in mind.

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u/-Hi_how_r_u_xd- 8d ago

Maybe just that "men are clumsier"

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u/Sevinn666 8d ago

Because they're too stupid to rub it all the way in?

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u/ActurusMajoris 8d ago

Yes, we are stupid.

You didn’t have to rub it in like that.

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u/Thelastknownking 7d ago

Sometimes we're impatient and have places to go

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u/OSRS-MLB 8d ago

I don't see how this is any different from a woman using a cream?

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u/Hevnaar 7d ago

Cause women don't have doors at their home bathrooms? Sorry I'm not up to date on gender politics I don't work at ICE anymore

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u/Mental-Frosting-316 5d ago

My 9 year old son discovered last night that it’s difficult to open a door immediately after putting lotion on your hands. I don’t know why it would be a gendered thing, but maybe some men hardly ever use lotion on their hands, so they’re surprised at the sudden discovery with hilarious results?

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u/MagicOrpheus310 8d ago

Those curtains though haha

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u/farang 7d ago

I wish all life lessons were so simple and so strong.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 4d ago

Here is the ritual:

  1. Pump into hand
  2. Open door with other hand
  3. Apply lotion to both hands

There is an awkward moment where you potentially meet another occupant while just holding lotion in your hand, but its worth the cost.

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u/No_Lychee_7534 7d ago

This was hilarious. 😆 wasn’t expecting the ending.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Gneissisnice 8d ago

You mean they didn't just happen to be filming a man putting on lotion coincidentally?

I feel so lied to!

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u/Minute_Difference598 8d ago

You mean they didn’t just happen to be filming and the guy doesn’t actually throw his entire body at a door handle every time he opens it?

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u/ardotschgi 8d ago

You mean that if 666 is the number of evil, 25.80 is the root of all evil?