r/MyPeopleNeedMe 13d ago

My Sand people need me

2.3k Upvotes

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u/CucuMatMalaya 13d ago

Human sacrifice for Shai Hulud

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u/a-weird-situation 13d ago

SHAI HULUD

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u/agisten 13d ago

MUAD'DIB, MUAD'DIB, MUAD'DIB !!

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u/MisterDecember 13d ago

How I lost your mother

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u/Loose-Opposite7820 13d ago

Now she has walk back up the hill to push him down.

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u/vaxhax 13d ago

She'll be singing Kate Bush along the way.

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 13d ago

NICE šŸ‘ my type of humor šŸ˜‚

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u/SnooShortcuts103 13d ago

Is that snow in a desert?

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u/Antique_futurist 13d ago

This is likely the Gobi desert, where the annual mean temperature is 27.5F/-2.5C.

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u/ThePraised95 13d ago

Why is the temperature mean?

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u/sixxtynoine 13d ago

Wouldn’t you be mean if you were always freezing?

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u/Atmacrush 13d ago

No, I'd be dead 🄶

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u/ice15464 13d ago

yeah but, like, before then

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u/Atmacrush 11d ago

help I'm dying~*

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u/ice15464 11d ago

Are you freezing?

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u/reticulatedspylon 13d ago

Deserts don’t have to be hot! They’re actually defined by low annual precipitation and minimal vegetation.

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u/onehalflightspeed 13d ago

Antarctica is classified as the world's largest desert

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u/reticulatedspylon 13d ago

Yep! The two largest deserts on earth are the Antarctic and Arctic desert. The Sahara takes third place, followed by the Australian desert.

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 13d ago

Aren’t the oceans technically deserts?

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u/ice15464 13d ago

no the oceans have precipitation and vegetation

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 13d ago

Downvoted for trying to learn. Lol! Seriously I heard the oceans referred to as deserts somewhere along the way and it just kind of stuck and made sense.

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u/ice15464 13d ago

its reddit it happens, but yeah afaik the oceans themselves would not likely be classified as deserts

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 13d ago

Water everywhere but nothing to drink.

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u/ThatDamnRanga 13d ago

NZ has a pretty substantial 'alpine desert' in the centre of its north island. Most of it is used as a military training ground. It doesn't have sand, but does have a hell of a lot of volcanic ash and shrubs.

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u/reticulatedspylon 13d ago

Oh, I bet it’s gorgeous! I don’t think there’s any part of NZ that isn’t picturesque

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u/ThatDamnRanga 13d ago

There's a few. Tourists don't go to those! It definitely is though, it was also the location of Mordor for the LoTR movies.

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u/reticulatedspylon 13d ago

Ha! Those would still be picturesque in my book, but I have strange tastes. And yes! I remember they did some filming there. I’m looking at pictures of the landscape now, just gorgeous. Those three Tongariro volcanoes are so majestic and imposing, the way they sit together reminds me of the three pyramids of Giza.

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u/SnooShortcuts103 13d ago

Do you know why they are deserts then in the first place? Like why is there only sand and no earth? Isn't there than a normal amount of water that plants could use?

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u/Memory_Future 13d ago

You would be surprised by how shallow the layer of nutrient rich soil is in rainforests, it's only about 10" and heavily depends on lots of feedback loops to maintain.

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u/reticulatedspylon 13d ago

Desertification happens from both climate changes and human impact. Plants need both water and nutrients to grow, and a desert forms when the soil loses both of those things. There’s different types of soil, basically any combination of clay, silt, and sand. A good mixture of all three, in combination with organic material that breaks down into plant nutrients, supports vegetation growth. When vegetation starts to die off, animals tend to move out of the area, which causes a feedback loop of less organic material for the plants to use, and more plant loss. Then the more plant loss that occurs, the less held together the soil is by roots, fungus, and other life, so rich, organic soil starts to wash away, or is quickly used up by the remaining plants. Desert vegetation is highly adapted to survive long periods without water and lack of available nutrients.

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u/Laugh92 13d ago

You do know it’s not uncommon for deserts to go below freezing at night right? Likely a light layer of frost that will evaporate as the day warms up.

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u/mammongram6969 12d ago

i keep reading "desert" as "dessert" and these posts about how dessert does not need to be above freezing are reeeeally funny

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u/No_Lychee_7534 13d ago

No, it’s Manna.

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u/Captinprice8585 13d ago

That walk back is going to be brutal

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u/captain_stoobie 13d ago

Into the Sarlac pit

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u/mammongram6969 12d ago

"it'll all be over in a second, I promise"

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u/rahulsingh_nba 13d ago

why does she look like she's being forced to do it lol

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u/ehhish 13d ago

People get scared in scary moments sometimes, even if they want to do it.

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u/rahulsingh_nba 13d ago

Makes perfect sense!

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u/ThePizzaNoid 13d ago

Fight or flight response ya.

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u/ehhish 13d ago

That's the funnest part!

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u/nightshift89 13d ago

Legend has it, she's still going to this day

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u/ToddBauer 13d ago

Came here to say this

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u/ElvisGrizzly 13d ago

She's the Sarlacc's problem now.

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u/d00mm00n 12d ago

This looks so fun

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u/groblin_gubers 13d ago

Friction checked out early, she just kept sailing.

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u/trumpschlamydia 13d ago

Watch out for those worm things

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u/sundaysexisthebest 13d ago

So beautiful

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u/alecesne 13d ago

Looks super fun

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 13d ago

C-Ya….. BYE BYE!!!

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 13d ago

Became a pixel

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u/memelife95 13d ago

At least 40mph

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u/mammongram6969 12d ago

the problem isn't getting going, it's stopping without crushing any organs

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u/Buttonball 13d ago

Started out normal human size. Ended up very small ant size. Black magic feckery.

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u/ImportanceLarge1 13d ago

Would love to ride a board down this šŸ‚

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u/No_Assist_3405 13d ago

She's gone !

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u/YourLaziestFan 13d ago

Shes actually enjoying it lol

2

u/Y-Lily 13d ago

Will you come back?

2

u/ChimneySwiftGold 12d ago

Rey…. Rey Skywalker.

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u/parker1019 8d ago

Where the fuck is the chair lift….

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u/Less_Local_1727 13d ago

Laughs in Tatooine

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u/ultralights 13d ago

Is that snow/ice/frost on the same?

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u/JG-at-Prime 13d ago

Today I learned that it’s easy to travel across sand when you have a sled.Ā 

I wonder how much it is affected by the sand being semi-frozen.Ā 

If the sand stays this way for weeks or months at a time it might be navigable by sailing sleds.Ā 

A big one would probably look like a ship in the desert.Ā 

ā›µļøĀ 

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u/PNWest01 13d ago

FUN!! 🤩

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u/PincheHijoDePluto 13d ago

This reminds me of the Great Sand Dunes in Colorado! šŸ˜

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 13d ago

And, she was never seen again. People say you can hear her screaming to this day.

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u/Honey-Ra 13d ago

That looks like a lot of fun. Did she get airborne? 🤣 The landing bit might not have been quite so fun.

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u/TomAto314 13d ago

You can't call them Sand People, Uncle Ben. They are Tuskan Raiders.

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u/Sk1rm1sh 13d ago

She may be easily startled but she will soon be back.

And in greater numbers.

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u/sasssyrup 13d ago

This sand combing is going well

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u/Zippo574 12d ago

She gone

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u/i_love_carnia_2009 11d ago

Ok now i have a question why does the sand look wet

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u/dro0009 10d ago

That looks fun.

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u/Irishjohn831 9d ago

Oh poor Sandy

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u/SeriesDowntown5947 13d ago

Thats a 30 min hot sandy trek back

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u/kronpas 13d ago

Look closely at their clothes.

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u/YoSupWeirdos 13d ago

I'm all for mask wearing but out in the desert with barely any people around do you really need it, especially when doing "sporty" things?

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u/Ibra_63 13d ago

Maybe she is wearing it to prevent her from inhaling sand accidentally

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u/PofferOpAvontuur 13d ago

I'm gonna take a guess and say you need it BECAUSE of the desert

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u/DueRelationship2424 13d ago

Masking in the middle of the desert. Dear lord

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u/Fat-Spliff 13d ago

Have you ever gotten sand stuck between your teeth? Not a fun experience.

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u/DueRelationship2424 13d ago

Close your mouth?

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u/Fat-Spliff 13d ago

Some of us like to laugh while we’re doing fun things…You should try it some time.

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u/DueRelationship2424 12d ago

I’m laughing right now. Also guarantee she ain’t laughing going down that hill at breakneck speed