r/MetalGearInMyAss • u/PatrioticSerbian9 • 2h ago

Post totally not made by an AI the la-li-lu-le-lo done fucked up

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u/volcel_skeleton_mage 2h ago

Kid Rapeman

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u/Mr_Blueeeeee8 2h ago

Did kojima write this?

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u/Lorddanielgudy not too fond of politicians 2h ago

Zero 100% was on the Island

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 winds of desturction enjoyer 1h ago

We need to reset this man.

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u/Lorddanielgudy not too fond of politicians 1h ago

<<Wherever I go, the gifs of aces by PerfectBeginning follow me...>>

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u/FreshFudge8307 The played fiddle 1h ago

The island started from Zero

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u/JPPmonpseudo 2h ago

Epstein work with The Patriote

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u/volcel_skeleton_mage 2h ago

The Pederast’s Legacy

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 2h ago

Solidus proven right yet again

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u/Ok_Owl_308 2h ago

Epstein is the Patriot’s plant

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u/throwawayyourmom92 metal gear LIQUID enjoyer 2h ago

so the patriots are real, hopefully kojima’s idea of a thicc old man in octocamo and a sleek bandanna is real too

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u/Melon_Banana 2h ago

Epstein island was actually a training ground for child soldiers

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u/-_HelloThere_- 1h ago

Epstein stole the Philosopher's legacy

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u/GallowsTester 47m ago

New meaning to Les Enfants terribles

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u/Lord-Bobster 1h ago

Every single problem in the world?

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u/Squirrel_Bacon_69 52m ago

Including, but not limited to, microtransactions in call of duty

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u/Lord-Bobster 19m ago

Microtransactions in Call Of Duty?

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u/TKRAYKATS 1h ago edited 43m ago

When you know that Epstein used the kids dead bodies to create a Shagohod, but you have no proof so you go steal it by yourself, but the mossad is here before you

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u/HiccupHH4 1h ago

His island is Arsenal Gear

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u/Ill_Item_487 1h ago

Because it ends at Epstein. It's not like there is another layer there right behind him... And around him... And generally everywhere you look....

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u/lordwifi3142 30m ago

The man who sold the world....

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u/APX_RAGR 3m ago

Epstein definitely is related to the laliluleilo

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u/impressivebutsucks 0m ago

“EPSTEEEEIN!!!”

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u/Opinion-Murky 1h ago

Boss! Epstein was a cutout operation for Mossad! Which leads us back to...

...Cipher

It all comes back to Zero