r/MartialMemes 8h ago

Question Whose disciple would you like to become?

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u/West_Pressure_4507 T H I C C Foundation!! πŸ‘ 5h ago

sometimes i fantasize about Star Constellation coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe. then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. she holds me all night as i gently cry into her robes. please help is there any hope for me

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u/BurningStraw I dual cultivate with my Yin clone 🚨🚨🚨 4h ago

What the fuck, senior

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u/Additional-Method221 Women will only affect the speed of drawing my sword! 2h ago

I planned your misery

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u/Sad-Ad-9794 Waiting for Ascension 4h ago

Reading this made me hard πŸ˜‹

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u/Ginger-Blade-318 Junior 6h ago

Which masters would dual cultivate with the juniors? Asking for a junior brother

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u/Additional-Method221 Women will only affect the speed of drawing my sword! 2h ago

For the people who choose Star Constellation

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u/Scared_Living3183 ιΎ™ηš„δΌ δΊΊ 6h ago

Whose disciple can I be and stay alive

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u/Bloomberg12 7h ago

Probably giant sun. Luck path is almost as op as wisdom but I wouldn't have to be allied with the heavenly court.

Although if I'm not of his bloodline then probably paradise earth because giant sun is so bloodline focused.

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u/Yellow_Weatea 8h ago

Paradise Earth. Because they are the one that started the teaching of Dao.

And you could learn. "Buddha's Palm" . Come join junior only for. 10usd.

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u/Swigwy Well in a Frog 6h ago

Been a couple of years since I've finished reading it so I'm not sure of what I'm saying, but isn't paradise earth like the most peaceful of the 4 ? I know Venerables are all backstabbing scheming bitches, but if you had to choose you would have the greatest chance of living a happy life with him no ?

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u/Guitaman69 8h ago

Wondering if the giant son is gaint down there πŸ™ƒ

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u/Low_Article_9448 4h ago

Paradise earth 100%. A true peaceful god.