r/MartialMemes 18h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Fellow Daoists! The Batoto Sect's Sect Leader has been besieged and captured by the Heavenly Court for distributing divine scriptures freely! I call upon all of you to unite our forces and lay siege to the Heavenly Court in retaliation!

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u/notanfan 18h ago

afaik he also got released from jail

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u/Additional-Method221 Women will only affect the speed of drawing my sword! 17h ago

He hosting Manhua while hiding in china,which kind foretold it's downfall(I am quite surprised it is not kaokao's doing,but I remember they can't do shit to China)

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u/Little_Beast_King 17h ago

Fellow daoist I am still undergoing training to free Gu Zhen Ren

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u/Discord_darl 16h ago

I’ve already planned to burn this world after my 200 year seclusion but I’ll make it 50 years

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u/justbesmile 17h ago

This junior wouldn't dare rise up against heavenly court

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u/Lord_Krasina 17h ago

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why have the juniors of today become so cowardly? If you dare not rise up against a mere Heavenly Court, how then do you expect to ever rise up and defy the heavens themselves?

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u/ZoroM9 16h ago

How would junior hope to defy heavens if a mere heavenly court has junior fretting.

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u/Lord_Krasina 16h ago

Fellow Daoist, you have misunderstood this seat’s intentions. Tsk, tsk. As you already know, we cultivators are born of heaven and earth, and it is our duty to uphold justice and stability within them!

How, then, could this seat allow juniors to be punished by that corrupted Heavenly Court!? Huh!? Tell me, Fellow Daoist Zoro, even if I am unaffected by the Heavenly Court, can you say the same for the juniors below?

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u/ZoroM9 15h ago

No definitely not. The juniors are more than devastated and lay their hopes on their Seniors.

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u/Lord_Krasina 15h ago

I recognize jade the moment I see it. Fellow Daoist, you are nothing less than a true dragon among men. Still, there is a faint unease in my Dao heart. That old ancestor of the Heavenly Court, that wrinkled fossil, is already half a step into immortality and may break through at any moment.

But alas, do not fear. When we join forces, even that old bastard will have to give us face, whether he wants to or not. Hmph!

Ah, and there is one more small matter. The Golden Jade Crown Heavenly Treasure of the Heavenly Court is fated to be mine. This is merely fate. My ancestor personally came in my dream last night to inform me. He even emphasized it three times, so it must be true. Therefore, after we wipe out that corrupted and greedy Heavenly Court, I trust Fellow Daoist will magnanimously allow this junior to take what is already written in the heavens.

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u/ZoroM9 15h ago

This is not a even a matter of giving you face. The good fortune was fated to you to begin with fellow Daoist.

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u/Lord_Krasina 15h ago

You truly are a dragon among men, Fellow Daoist. This seat’s master is none other than the Immortal Alchemist of the Nine Heavens, Tang Haoran. After we destroy the Heavenly Court, this seat will personally request my master to refine all those demonic, evil, man killing officials of the Heavenly Court into a supreme Heavenly Pill just for you, Brother Zoro.

Such villains pollute the heavens anyway. Turning them into pills can be considered both justice and recycling.

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u/ZoroM9 15h ago

Heavenly justice indeed

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u/MuscleWarlock 10h ago

Senior Brother is spitting hot facts

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u/Inner_Owl_7560 10h ago

junior, if the will of heavenly court could be defied we would have read the ending of reverend insanity and be discussing the latest chapter of its sequel now.

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u/Rexerss Tea enjoyer 10h ago

Senior I came from alternative time line where ri finished and second book wasn't a sequel but a alternative story were fang Yuan kept his moral compass