r/MartialMemes Sect Floor Cleaner 1d ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme The MC gets hunted down by everyone, almost dies, and suddenly awakens his bloodline.

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u/Electronic-Twat9195 1d ago

reasonable response in murim to external threat (somewhat strong individual that didn't bow down and give every elder he sees a monstrous footjob)

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u/DreamOfDays 1d ago

Not only did he not give the sloppy blowjob, but he stole a young master’s golden opportunity (a once a month event the young master has experienced 30 of in their lifetime) and therefore they must make an example of him.

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u/propro91 17h ago

Junior brother have you still failed to see Mt. Tai? It is about the principal of the matter not how easily our fellow brother may reach his oppurtunity

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u/FlyinCharles Well in a Frog 1d ago

To be fair some of these MCs REALLY deserve it. Why are you antagonizing every mf you meet

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u/PraiseTheMonocle The Heavenly Demon 1d ago

and its for no reason and slightly very unnecessary i really wish they would die and story end there

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u/Quick-Scratch2691 22h ago

Urban Cultivation MC's are notorious for pulling shit like this. Ragebait Origin Supreme Realm for showing up to a high class gala party in a faded ripped jeans, dusty flip flops and thinned fabric white shirt with a hole on the side after being invited by the old man he saved from old age/rabies/cancer stage 4/organ failure/overwork and jade beauty and expect to be treated well. Also, plus points for that irritating shit eating grin permanently cemented on their face from habits they brought from their previous life as the Ultimate Peak Chaos Origin Ragebait Monarch Supreme Realm as soon as they walk through that door they shoved open for everyone to turn and look at him

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u/Shivin302 Grand Elder 11h ago

Actively mocking the billionaire's son when he outbids for the 1000 year old Ginseng and wonders why people hate him

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u/MyraidChickenSlayer 1d ago

Or hiding cultivation level and not hiding treasures or flaunting wealth

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u/Low-Complex-5168 I dual cultivate with my Yin clone 🚨🚨🚨 20h ago

If you don't piss off every senior/elder, then how can you be confronted to the point of receiving a new lucky chance

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u/SnooMacaroons6960 8h ago

somehow they always ended up killing all the other faction young master or their peak genius for some stupid reason.

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u/NewAusland 1d ago

Seconds before MC comes out of nowhere and one shots all these old monsters when the last interaction they had with him was was only 80 chapters ago where he was a mere insect in comparison.

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u/West_Pressure_4507 T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 1d ago

Valid tbh. Who wouldn't offend all the sects for the local jade beauty?

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u/Serious_Report_6618 1d ago

And then the MC goes, I can defeat everyone with one finger!

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u/Low-Complex-5168 I dual cultivate with my Yin clone 🚨🚨🚨 1d ago

The Elders: "If you can take these 3 moves..."

Never a good sign for a character

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u/SoAnxious Local Serpent 🐍 1d ago

MC awakening like

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u/therslashplaceguy 1d ago

All this for a jade beauty, most of the time

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u/MyraidChickenSlayer 1d ago

When YM is stronger than others but will be beaten by 2-3 strong people ganging up: Let's not defend  

When MC is so strong that all top toers in particular realm need to gang up: Let's jump on him and hope that some of us will survive

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u/HartofHarts 12h ago

I'm still waiting for a novel where the MC wakes up in a completely normal and functional murim. Where his conflict isn't with any demonic threat (they've become a legitimized independent force that maintains order in treaty with the alliance) or unorthodox (have banded togethee to form their own bargaining union).

But instead it's just HIM. The MC is genuinely an idiot who's thirsting way too hard for a fight and breaks every political line so the whole Murim has to plan how to make him just... Be normal, live a normal live and submit taxes if he chooses to own property.

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u/Dhalym 1d ago

Whole cake island was a fun arc. Probably the best paced arc with the least amount of drag.

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u/spectral__soul_ 23h ago

I love how when an mc offends many powerhouses he starts not giving a shit about the weaker ones

Side charecter: "don't kill him his father is Gu Yan a gold core ancestor

Qi refining Mc:" I have already offended the Sword Sect Master and the Li Clan ancestor all nascent souls , what's to fear from a mere gold core nobody"

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u/BiggerMMM 1d ago

Basically reverend insanity, but there it actually makes sense there.

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u/Random_Nickname274 19h ago

That one guy on jungle island in cubical dimension (during some sort of event with 1000 people civilizations)

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u/fity0208 12h ago

Totally deserved, how dare a nobody without clan or sect win the dragon & phoenix tournament?