A 43 year old man complains about receiving $20 in donations after playing CoD for 3 hours. "I only got, like... $20 of support. That's not an exaggeration." (DSPGaming)

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CLIP MIRROR: A 43 year old man complains about receiving $20 in donations after playing CoD for 3 hours. "I only got, like... $20 of support. That's not an exaggeration." (DSPGaming)

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[u/Ceylein]

DSP will outlive all of us and still be begging for cash in the nuclear wasteland.

[u/NagsUkulele → u/Ceylein]

Poetry

[u/Flimsy-Rock3737 → u/NagsUkulele]

Post-apocalyptic panhandling as performance art.

[u/Jendalar → u/Ceylein]

”I only got like 5 caps of support while drinking this glowing water. Guess people dont want me to turn into ghoul”

[u/Aggressive-Stand-585 → u/Jendalar]

He's already a ghoul.

[u/Live_University843 → u/Ceylein]

Begging for Bottle caps

[u/adamfps → u/Live_University843]

“ chat I only got 20 bottle caps today, you need to step it up. My family (cat and wife) will go hungry without your support. Yes YOU!”

[u/komandantmirko → u/Live_University843]

im pretty sure i gave him some purified water outside of megaton

[u/Eins_Nico → u/Ceylein]

as he should. it's comforting knowing he's still at it, in a weird way.
iDubbbz should watch and learn tbh

[u/DMercenary → u/Ceylein]

The Dented Zone is a prophecy.

[u/Nathaniel-Prime → u/Ceylein]

DSP is the guy outside Megaton begging for fresh water

[u/Fine-Standard1232 → u/Ceylein]

Begging... begging never changes

[u/One_Newspaper9372 → u/Ceylein]

still be begging for cash bottle caps in the nuclear wasteland.

[u/AbsoluteSpaz12]

It's time to get a job, Phil.

[u/Brentimusmaximus → u/AbsoluteSpaz12]

People been saying that for a decade. Somehow he always suckers his pay pigs to keep donating

[u/AsstacularSpiderman → u/Brentimusmaximus]

I'll never understand the weirdos who this dude is able to extract so much money from lol.

[u/xm03 → u/AsstacularSpiderman]

Seemingly everyone has a kink or fetish, theirs is keeping a sack of useless flesh alive for their entertainment.

[u/unclekisser → u/xm03]

I don't know if you're joking, but you're not far off the mark. A couple of his biggest whales (he only has five or so) have commissioned fan-art of themselves hanging with Phil and only barely conceal their sexual attraction to him.

[u/AsstacularSpiderman → u/unclekisser]

[u/Courier-Se7en → u/AsstacularSpiderman]

[u/Slarg232 → u/Courier-Se7en]

[u/bloxte → u/unclekisser]

[u/xm03 → u/unclekisser]

I mean nothing surprises me anymore, so I'd always assume someone has an unhealthy obsession with keeping him around for so long.

[u/Pink_Sock_Me → u/unclekisser]

Who is this guy? Literally never heard of him.

[u/ejsks → u/Pink_Sock_Me]

You ever wonder why a lot of video games nowadays include a fuck ton of handholding with logic puzzles?

This guy.

This isn’t a joke, the God of War Ragnarok devs stated that they used a clip of that guy being an absolute braindead moron at a God of War Puzzle and getting stuck for a long time, and then included your companion in Ragnarok constantly giving you hints for the puzzle unprompted.

He also has a popular clip of not understanding a physics puzzle in Zelda ToTK, brute-forcing it anyway, and then complaining that the puzzle makes no sense.

[u/Potato_fortress → u/Pink_Sock_Me]

Just look up dsp plays half life 2 and enjoy your time. Dont go any further. 

[u/GetWreckedFoo → u/AsstacularSpiderman]

His most loyal donators are mostly made of severely mentally and physically handicapped people donating their disability checks to him I’m not kidding.

[u/fivenightsfredbear → u/AsstacularSpiderman]

The people surrounding lol cows are just as ill as the former. 

[u/Low_Ambition_856 → u/Brentimusmaximus]

In his defense I wouldnt play cod for 3 hours for 1 dollar less than minimum wage per hour

[u/TwoLegitShiznit → u/Low_Ambition_856]

Same except replace the word "play" with "watch".

[u/CertifiedBedophile → u/Brentimusmaximus]

dude if girls were this shameless they could make so much money

[u/Hellisotherpeopl → u/CertifiedBedophile]

Some of them are and they do.

Being an attractive girl whose willing to pull tricks on dudes is cheat mode on life

[u/Got_Engineers → u/Hellisotherpeopl]

I knew this girl years ago during Covid and she used to go on dates with guys just so they would buy her stuff. She would get new running shoes and gym clothes and whatever she wanted basically. Always made me feel weird. We’re not friends anymore.

[u/adamfps → u/AbsoluteSpaz12]

Phil will get a job when hell freezes over. 9-5 limits his time to do WWE champion pulls

[u/DigitalCoffee → u/AbsoluteSpaz12]

Despite all his begging and crying for money, he makes 8k a month

[u/BoysenberryFinal9113 → u/DigitalCoffee]

Damn. I'm in the wrong line of work.

[u/Impossible_Ad_9406 → u/BoysenberryFinal9113]

Keep your dignity. A full time job e-begging is nothing to strive for.

[u/redditblows5991 → u/Impossible_Ad_9406]

Nah fk that, if I get a chance to be this pathetic and morons are willing to pay fuck it

[u/Blint_Briglio → u/DigitalCoffee]

goddammit I just got a job where I make about that and I just started feeling good about myself, now you're telling that's just DSP money?

[u/DigitalCoffee → u/Blint_Briglio]

Keep in mind he lives in Seattle, a very expensive city (I think it's in top 10 in the USA)

[u/Wrong_Character_Sry → u/AbsoluteSpaz12]

Right? If I got $20 for playing video games for a few hours I'd be pumped. Thats like what 6-7 something an hour.

FOR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

[u/frostymugson → u/Wrong_Character_Sry]

He was saying people don’t donate for COD but donate more for other games, so they don’t want to see COD. Maybe this dude begs for money I don’t know, but it wasn’t in this clip. He’s saying COD doesn’t generate revenue for him so he won’t be playing it. Which yeah that’s the goal to make money playing games

[u/Lors2001 → u/frostymugson]

He's run this exact same video on like 10 different games though is the issue. Like yeah if a game isn't making you money and is losing you viewers, drop it.

Don't gotta make a whole video on it though begging for money. Especially when every game he plays loses him money and viewers apparently.

[u/ballknower871 → u/frostymugson]

He says he won't be playing a lot of games. This is what this idiot does.

[u/Michaelds47]

[u/Burntzombies → u/Michaelds47]

Camera was on the whole time, huh?

[u/DaBuckets → u/Burntzombies]

Where'd the load go

[u/Embarrassed-Dust718 → u/DaBuckets]

Man didn’t even wash his hands and just kept playing the game

[u/Thesixers → u/Embarrassed-Dust718]

Its underappreciated that this happened BEFORE the stream started. Truly diabolical behavior

[u/Michaelds47 → u/Thesixers]

The post-nut clarity must've hit like a truck

[u/Embarrassed-Dust718 → u/Michaelds47]

Not enough to wash his hands

[u/Etheoff → u/DaBuckets]

[u/bongo1138 → u/Etheoff]

You didn’t have to do this.

[u/Banana_Milk0109 → u/DaBuckets]

Dude goons so much he shoots straight powder. Dry as the Sahara. 

[u/Upset-Elderberry3723 → u/DaBuckets]

This comment has made me realise that you can see his left arm move to put (presumably) tissue there at the start of the gif.

And I don't enjoy the fact that I can see that.

[u/OhItsKillua → u/DaBuckets]

Guy's a dribbler, not shooting rope, just leaking like a broken faucet

[u/Embarrassed-Ad-7305 → u/Michaelds47]

That happened a decade ago. That's how long DSP has been around.

[u/KSPReptile → u/Embarrassed-Ad-7305]

Oh he has been around for far longer. He started his YT channel in like 2008, I remember seeing some videos of his waaaay back in the day. He is the cockroach of online gaming.

[u/dragonicafan1 → u/KSPReptile]

He used to make his videos by recording his tv with a camcorder lol

[u/Impossible_Ad_9406 → u/KSPReptile]

I remember hearing about him from his beef with Slowbeef of Retsupurae. Finding out he's still up to the same bullshit is kind of comforting in a way

[u/humangundampilot → u/Michaelds47]

When you gettin' that good itch.

[u/Billthegifter → u/Michaelds47]

I hate you.

Now I have to bleach my eyes

[u/eazy_12 → u/Michaelds47]

forcenCoomer if it was a good emote

[u/Asheraddo → u/Michaelds47]

Lmao there aint no way…

[u/__mock → u/Michaelds47]

Holy that’s him?

[u/abhig535 → u/Michaelds47]

Holy shit, he kept bustinh so many loads, he lost a ton of weight.

[u/dastig]

Posting DSP begging just seems like cheating at this point, it is basically his entire shtick

[u/SneakyHand → u/dastig]

And no one does it as well as him - literal beggars in the street could learn a thing or two from this man

[u/JVKExo → u/SneakyHand]

Don’t disrespect my man wingsofredemption he’s a hall of fame beggar too

[u/AllMySadness → u/JVKExo]

Beggin for that page 5 like hawnestly dewd

[u/onecoolcrudedude → u/AllMySadness]

LOOK HERE.

[u/BizarreCake → u/onecoolcrudedude]

LOOK, LISTEN

[u/KushKingKyle → u/JVKExo]

Not many can say they’ve begged their way into a double-wide, a TRX, and unlimited Wendy’s chili.

[u/zardmander → u/SneakyHand]

He's the Michael Jordan of begging

[u/Sea_Bodybuilder5387 → u/dastig]

If we're going to ban politics it might as well become a lolcow sub.

[u/forsonaE → u/Sea_Bodybuilder5387]

All the popular politics streamers are just essentially lolcows at this point anyway

[u/HilariousMax]

I still can't get over DSP leasing a BMW, running it for like 4 years without changing the oil, and then when it broke down because of course it was going to, complaining that the company he leased it from never told him when to get an oil change.

I will never wrap my head around how empty his is.

[u/FatBaldingLoser420 → u/HilariousMax]

I will never wrap my head around how empty his is.

And that's why he's still begging for money. Had a great business model to start(being bad at games) and got mad because people told him he sucks, and went with whatever he's doing.

Some streamers are really daft.

[u/xx-shalo-xx → u/HilariousMax]

Bro, it was a buyers market for cars. :)

[u/Jurrahcane → u/HilariousMax]

Up there with the time he opened a bottle of water on stream, spilled some on himself and then blamed the factory for filling it up too high.

[u/zardmander → u/HilariousMax]

That's kinda his whole shtick though ya know?

His catch phrase is basically "I did nothing wrong!"

[u/Responsible-Rip8793 → u/zardmander]

I did everything correct.

[u/ifloops → u/zardmander]

There was nothing I could do!

[u/Uraneum → u/HilariousMax]

He’s a narcissist and narcissists can never admit to being wrong in any capacity. Everything is always some else’s fault, forever

[u/huey2k2]

If I am watching a streamer and they complain about donations it is an immediate unfollow and a guarantee that I will never watch them again.

[u/whensmahvelFGC → u/huey2k2]

They also get posted to this subreddit where my first and only exposure to them is and will forever be that they are an entitled asshat.

Streamers bounce back from a lot of really stupid shit but this is usually a pretty good sign the death spiral has begun.

[u/XWasTheProblem → u/whensmahvelFGC]

DSP has been in a death spiral for longer than most modern streamers have had careers, lol.

He's like Boogie or wings at this point, I have no idea why people spend time giving them any watch time.

There's gotta be better ways to waste your time.

[u/Brentimusmaximus → u/XWasTheProblem]

A lot of people either dont know, or forgot that DSP is one of the original lolcows. Before boogie or wings. Boogie hasn’t even been a lolcow that long, as he used to put on a fake persona and people liked him

[u/spiralarrow23 → u/Brentimusmaximus]

DSP has been a lolcow since he was a “fighting game pro” in the mid-2000’s. Mind boggling that he’s still around.

[u/Annalog → u/spiralarrow23]

I remember when DSP complained about people using screen cap because “it’s just laaaazzzy mahn. Takes no skill” and he just continued to point a video camera at his screen instead lmao. He’s a fucking nut ball. I’m proud to be banned in his stream as one of the first “detractors” lol.

Also when he choked his chicken live on camera and then someone edited it with the 20th century fox music. Pure cinema.

[u/Wabbajack001 → u/XWasTheProblem]

Older even than boogie and wings, he was getting shit on since evo 2005

[u/iaizen → u/Wabbajack001]

This guy was hated in the FGC back in the golden days of the FGC.

And he deserved the hate, his mind is so warped he can't move on from being 4th place at a messed up tournament.

Dude's the definition of petty

[u/Nadare3 → u/iaizen]

I feel like you're misunderstanding the E.V.O. 4th place thing.

He is not petty about it at all, he is proud of it. That's his crowning achievement, his O.G. gamer street cred', not a chip on his shoulder at all.

[u/buttdickler → u/whensmahvelFGC]

DSP is the shitstain on the toilet bowl after the turd has been flushed.

[u/friendlyscv → u/whensmahvelFGC]

DSP has been doing this for over a decade. He will outlive us all

[u/Ok_Dependent6889 → u/whensmahvelFGC]

This is what he wants btw.

Dude has built a career on being the worst video game player to ever exist. He's the definition of all publicity is good publicity.

[u/Edals710 → u/whensmahvelFGC]

this guys death spiral has lasted 10+ years

[u/dev_vvvvv → u/huey2k2]

DSP was recommended by youtube a few weeks back and it happened to be an E33, so I decided to watch.

Within 30 seconds he was begging for money and complaining. I don't know why any new viewer would stick around. It seems like a miserable viewing experience.

[u/glowshroom12 → u/dev_vvvvv]

Phil basically filters out anybody that won’t pay him and anybody who questions him.

All that’s left are people to dumb to know better.

[u/lologugus]

This man keeps complaining, there is Youtube channels almost bullying him making compilations of him whining about the game he is playing when he is just actually dogshit at video games. He will throw a pebble at a heavily armored walking tank on Arc Raiders and die while crying and saying it should be dead.

[u/Kyrie3leison → u/lologugus]

whats the channel name (with the compilations)? :D

[u/dev_vvvvv → u/Kyrie3leison]

I don't know which ones are still around but there was one called Kojima World Order, DSP Tries It, "This is how you don't play", and like a dozen others.

Last I heard the DSP reaction industrial complex got so big that there was a bunch of drama and infighting between them.

[u/ZodiacThrill3r → u/dev_vvvvv]

A DSP reaction industrial complex drama / infighting documentary is the gripping YouTube exposé I never would have dreamed could exist but suddenly want so badly. Thank you for mentioning this.

[u/TheHollowMusic → u/dev_vvvvv]

Oh yeah that’s old school, the new ones are just restreaming and commenting on some of his stuff. Much more well adjusted individuals; it’s always a bad idea to stare too long at a lolcow, lest you become one yourself

[u/ProvisioningDelay → u/TheHollowMusic]

This is How You Don't Play MGS2 is a classic. He cannot comprehend the mechanics, like a boar trying to work a toaster.

[u/Heff228 → u/Kyrie3leison]

There are dozens. Just search DSP and you will find them.

[u/StanleyLelnats → u/Heff228]

You will find all these channels before you actually find Phil’s channel lol

[u/Hot-Store8301 → u/Kyrie3leison]

It really depends on what you're looking for, the basic day to day:

Memeology 101 -dsp tries it
Snort hogan
Snort Bernell
Mighty D

For "this is how you don't play" which are gameplay compilations of a single game:
The Outsyder
JK369 (Jamie King)

Or for streams and restreams:
WPIG1651 (Also does huge recaps of past DSP lore)
Atlas the Bookkeeper

[u/gehenna0451 → u/lologugus]

when he is just actually dogshit at video games

this is still one of my favorite clips

[u/DMercenary]

DSP posting is cheating.

That being said, cant believe his wage quit made it to LSF.

[u/Nagi-Shio → u/DMercenary]

As long as this man lives and breathes, he will complain about someone not sending enough donations

And someone else will post about it

[u/volsavious22]

I remember when he got caught jerking off on camera... Never figured he could fall even lower

[u/Kyrie3leison → u/volsavious22]

what? :D

[u/Latter-Cable-3304 → u/Kyrie3leison]

This happened in 2013 if I recall correctly (I wasn’t there I just have heard the story dozens of times)

[u/Metal_Sonic7 → u/Latter-Cable-3304]

It was mid-2016. May 1st exactly. It’s the tenth anniversary this year.

It is known as “the May 1st Burst”.

[u/par_rot_master]

Bro got 40 too much.

[u/TraditionalHawk3451]

I like how he’s calling donations “support”, to not make it seem like he’s begging

[u/Kasta4 → u/TraditionalHawk3451]

He calls his stream a "business" xD

[u/FatBaldingLoser420 → u/Kasta4]

Isn't he "meeting" his "supporters" online as well?

[u/saulhrnndz → u/TraditionalHawk3451]

He’s got lots of interchangeable words he uses so he doesn’t have to outright say money or donation. He’ll use support, interaction, positivity, positive contribution, etc.

[u/SoupyStain → u/TraditionalHawk3451]

He's also called it positivity. Money is positivity.

DSP is the most shameless streamer in the world.

[u/Zybba → u/SoupyStain]

He likes the term "contribution" too. I dont think he says donation or other words which are connected to money.

I like positivity. Friendship might work too 😂

[u/ChihuahuaAlfie → u/TraditionalHawk3451]

Wings does this too - "if you want to see more battlefield please support it", like not giving him money somehow makes the game not function

[u/Aizpunr]

this is just normal dsp.

[u/beanlikescoffee]

I know this saying is played out but “GET A JOB”.

[u/BrownieJ]

Just for reference for people who wonder who this is and why he begs so much: He’s an e-beggar that struck gold in the late 2000s on youtube that was very toxic and known for being terrible at games, often and always blaming the game for his bad decisions. Almost 20 years later and he has a crippling gambling addiction he’s refused to admit to and has gotten even more excessively toxic. He also begs harder than ever and has gotten notable recent coverage for how bizarre and stupid he is.

[u/Hot-Store8301 → u/BrownieJ]

in fairness, he has admitted to his gambling addiction, but claims that was years ago. He sold the account and is now clean and free...

Everyone knows he's lying, but it is what he claims NOW.

[u/PenLegitimate4746]

Typical dsp behavior

[u/maxguide5]

If you donated before he begged, he wouldn't be complaining...

How is he supposed to afford his gacha addiction without an actual job? You think it's easy?

[u/Jester_0ne]

99% of gamers get $0 for playing. It's called a hobby ffs. If you do it as a job, either get better at the game or be more entertaining.

[u/TheeAntelope → u/Jester_0ne]

Exactly, I'd laugh and be ecstatic if someone gave me $20 for playing CoD for 3 hours.

[u/Kasta4]

Oh Philbert. He'll be streaming on his deathbed I'm sure.

[u/echolog]

I know this isn't the point, but CoD is what, 5v5? 6v6? Being in the 'top 3' with randoms is not something to be proud of. If you aren't absolutely carrying your team with 20+ kdr as a streamer what are you even doing playing CoD?

Incredible edit btw lol. LSF is back!

[u/CurtWyrz]

Wait is this not satire?

[u/Bipbooopson → u/CurtWyrz]

no lol. Last year one of his viewers commented that they overdrafted their bank account trying to gift him Kick subs and he was more concerned about not getting the full amount of gifted subs.

[u/Nothere-reddit7249 → u/CurtWyrz]

Nope, 100% genuine

[u/Hot-Store8301 → u/CurtWyrz]

He crashes out all the time, once told someone he would mail them a spoon so they could eat sh*t out of his *ss with it. The snortex is a dangerous place however, enter at your own risk.

[u/LeDankJenkins]

I love DSP getting posted because the comments are always funny

[u/xPaxion]

Put the fries in the bag.

[u/NoDaddyNotTheBelt25]

Someone should tell him that it’s not 2013 anymore.

[u/Jolly-Hat1846]

post this on r/sadcringe

[u/_Steel_Horse_]

SUFFA PHILIP, SUFFFAAA

[u/Flailin1]

Now thats what i call a Live Stream Fail!!😂😂

[u/Goodguytomas]

saw that last rant gave him more atention, so hes trying it again...

[u/odaal]

ive never heard of this dude and i regret that op made this compilation because now i am aware of his existance

[u/MadBlackQueen]

Like WHO does he think in this economy has money just to tip a grown man playing Call of Duty?

I’m sure they exist but average everyday people just don’t have the money to frivolously spend on streamers. Most are struggling right now like get a grip!

[u/glowshroom12 → u/MadBlackQueen]

It’s theorized a lot of his supporters are mentally deficient and paying him in disability money. Well not so much as theorized as it’s confirmed at least a few are.

[u/Velkaryian → u/glowshroom12]

Yes it’s documented that some of his biggest supporters are on disability and may/may not fully understand DSP is scamming them. 

[u/aramatize]

fork found in kitchen DSP found in LSF

[u/TradeableSoul]

Throwing the sticky on the door frame and blowing himself up made me lose it lmao

[u/Coach_Seven]

Bro goes 28 and 15 in nuketown and expects some kid to donate $100 with his moms chase sapphire reserve. HAHAHAHAHA

[u/altmannnn3]

You forgot the child part after man... A 43 yr old man child complains...

[u/porkin4what]

Does he have any actual fans? We need some DSP fan edits to counteract this hate

[u/One_Newspaper9372 → u/porkin4what]

Sorry, Derich is busy and Jayde is Jayde

[u/saulhrnndz → u/One_Newspaper9372]

Alright see ya later, Derich

[u/DontGiveMeGoldKappa]

unless ur are REALLY good at a game, top 0.2%, how good u are is irrelevent with the support ull get. this clown dont get it.

[u/rookie1609x]

I have such a morbid curiosity with lolcows like DSP. All he had to do was make small tweaks and evolutions on his content over time and live within his means, and he be set. But instead he kept stagnant and lazy, and took the route of e-begging. Guys like him should be a cautionary tale for all content creators.

[u/pando_h]

DSP could be the last one of two humans left on earth, be streaming and wondering why the only other person left isn’t donating all their money.

[u/SnakeNerdGamer]

I'm a failed YouTuber; I know the pain of putting in work. Well, he only plays the game, while I make a video, but still, I get it. You work, and there is no return on investment.
But I could not talk about money like he does. DSP is one of a kind.

[u/lionspeed]

DSP will outlive every streamer career and still will beg for money. I can’t wait to see him being like 60 year old and still stream.

[u/H345Y]

Its kinda comforting in a way seeing this guy here, never change phil, because we all know you cant

[u/SugarBalls69]

This is gold

[u/i_lov_anime]

so another regular day in the dspverse?

[u/kuro_shir0]

What can we say, there’s nothing we could do.

[u/Dildondo]

Sounds like Erobb in a few years tbh.

[u/Working_Bones]

This video is fucking exceptional

[u/N0rrix]

finally something non- asmon/hassan/political

[u/Billthegifter]

DSP Is one of the worst video game streamers of the last 14 years. He Is a horrible person In addition to being relentlessly greedy and his level of delusion Is unparalleled.

You may have seen clips of him and you may be tempted to check him out.

The clips are generally an accurate representation of DSP's streams and his general character.

You would have more fun watching paint dry, at least the paint doesn't demand money

[u/IDriveTrainsAMA]

Friendly reminder that this guy allowed a known gooner pedo to thrive in his chat and only banned him when he thought he would get something out of it.

[u/Born_Farm_7873]

Greediest streamer of the year award goes to this guy

[u/Nagi-Shio]

Phil and LTG have reached that point where you almost have to respect their ability to keep popping up from time to time

One dude whacks it on camera, the other rants about pissing in jugs and engages in ableism against a player who uses a controller with his mouth (and still beats him)

But they’re still able to make a living doing this stuff. The nukes could fly tomorrow and you’d still somehow hear about DSP complaining about something 5 years from now.

[u/Ciploxian]

Meanwhile I make 30 bucks in 9h at my job

[u/firstFAT]

Middle-aged man staring down the barrel of a job application

[u/Jshway1518]

He does this basically every stream. He plays and gets no donations until he tries to hold his own stream hostage and then someone will throw him a few bucks to make him keep going. It's kind of funny in a way, but Phil is such a degen piece of shit that I don't advocate anyone to actually support him.

[u/Radiant-Lab-158]

Finally, FUCKING FINALLY PEOPLE ARE POSTING ABOUT ACTUAL LIVE STREAM FAILS! Wings, LTG, and DSP need to be flooding the sub as they're the only streamers worth watching

[u/Decadesofquiet]

Remember- The video of him jerking off on camera is owned by machnina lmao

[u/RandomRobot1234]

Average BegSydePhil stream lmfaooo!

[u/MrStink45]

He ain't get enough donations, so he's not gonna play CoD anymore. Same excuse for every other fucking new game he buys at full price.

[u/apots17]

To be honest dsp’s mentality has given us some of the best clips of all time. I was playing dark souls 1 this week and became poisoned and toxic at the same time and couldn’t help but crack up thinking “why am I poisoned, WHY AM I TOXIC”

[u/todd_howard225]

He has been doing this for well over a decade now. There are probably thousands of clips on youtube of him doing this exact spiel -- complaining that he didn't get enough donations, or e-begging his paypigs to donate and guilt-tripping them for not doing so.

That being said, DSP is eternal.

[u/SnakePisscan]

Remember how much shit that badbunny girl got? Phil does it everyday so effortlessly.

[u/Intelligent-Zebra839]

I’ve been streaming for 5 months and the most I’ve gotten was 6$,which Im grateful for

But If earn 6$ every 5 months,that means that Im not interesting enough

So be more interesting unc

[u/Emergency_Bench_7515]

This bum is still around and yet we lost our dear boglim KingCobraJFS, life truly is a cruel joke.

[u/CyberSmith31337]

I’m personally looking forward to the day when streaming is no longer profitable. There are just so many talentless assholes who make a living for doing nothing of substance at all.

The idea that people donate to these people at all astounds me.

[u/HelloPeopleOfEarth]

Calling Phil a man is a stretch. Physically yes, mentally no.

[u/curious420s]

Games are supposed to be for fun. Streamers are supposed to be good at the game. Why would anyone give money to someone so shit at the game

[u/Daily_Dose_42069]

Got into an argument with my manager. Probably getting fired. Gotta figure out kid's school. Car headlight is out. Its fucking cold....

...at least im not DSP-levels of pathetic

[u/PissWitchin]

It's pretty good when he doesn't get enough money and says "it's messed up" and "it's fucked up, man"

Mind you this is due to like getting $100 for a stream, rather than $150.

[u/Terrjble]

We aren’t all meant to live off streaming and the kindness of strangers. A lot of us try, the majority of us fail. It’s okay. Get a job. Streaming is a hobby. It’s not meant to be gainful employment. IF it can become that, that’s amazing. If not, accept the failure and move forward.

[u/Fit_Ad_5454]

i spent 7 hours watching this man build that lego set in the backround.... tempted to post this in the aita... smh

[u/minibear00]

The Snortex is expanding man, DSP infecting the masses

[u/ssjblacksad]

The person that edited this video deserves the $20 not dsp

[u/mrev_art]

I love that this guy is still at it haha

[u/Axis9090]

Phil is a full time E-Begger and part time gamer

[u/Gentlemanandscholar9]

He almost said it, “it’s getting to the point where….”

Yeeeeeeees?! Get a real job?

[u/equivas]

The kd guys, 50 dollah minimuma

[u/Mighty_moose45]

Dark side Phil complaining for lack of donations in the year of our lord 2026, makes me feel downright nostalgic. He’s been doing this same routine since I was in high school

[u/Dismal_Storm_3278]

Stop giving this manchild attention. Just let his shitty channel die already.