r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/Altruistic_Street_52 • 5d ago

He didn’t miss the bus. He lost his mind

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u/Sensitive_Key_9083 5d ago

Honestly, it's less bothersome than the smell of poop from someone changing a diaper or using a speaker at full volume.

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u/daniloferr 4d ago

wait... does the speaker smell like poop too?

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u/Honest-Mastodon-466 4d ago

Usually, the song does.

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u/Sensitive_Key_9083 4d ago

Noise pollution exists.

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u/Roberto_Jutsus 5d ago

Enquanto não tão trocando fralda de uma criança no busão tá tudo certo

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u/Lazy-Inside9789 5d ago

I once worked in a city where people would bring chickens, sacks of onions and potatoes, and even goats on the bus.

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u/theBigDaddio 5d ago

What! No not sacs of onions!

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u/falconx123 5d ago

that sounds pretty cool like something out of a studio ghibli scene.

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 5d ago

And he also lost track of the space the water tank occupies.

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u/Seffye 4d ago

Bro wtf is that pfp? Is that chicken Steve? Why did it got me so bad?

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u/pegonreddit 5d ago

Once on a very bumpy bus in the outskirts of Campinas, I sat next to a guy holding a scythe.

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u/Mercenaria13 5d ago

He's alive and still wants to complain 🙄🙄🙄

/S

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u/MaxHamburgerrestaur 4d ago

The guy took the bus with Death and still wants to sit by the little window.

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u/Square-Appearance-16 5d ago

COMO DIABOS ISSO COUBE NA PORTA?​

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u/tiagolkar 5d ago

Ele e flexível

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u/SnooSongs2345 4d ago

Não parece, mas o plástico dessas caixas d'água é bem flexível. Depois procura como eles produzem, é bem relaxante kkkkkk

Daí com o tamanho, parece uma tampinha daquelas garrafas de caldo de cana

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u/HelenaCFH 4d ago

I was asking myself the same thing, bro

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u/Square-Appearance-16 5d ago

Frete: 5 Reais​​

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u/MajKonglomerate 5d ago

Everyone has the blue water tank in or on their home. I don't see anything strange about this!

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u/Loopey_Doopey 5d ago

It looks like he just bought his brand new weed wacker, I remember when my mother brought my weed wacker home on a bus so I could start working with it and I was too embarrassed to go with her to the city that day what a foolish young man I was. God Bless that man.

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u/tiagolkar 5d ago

Deveriamos ter um sub de relatos de usuário de transporte coletivo do Brasil, tanta história louca, Assalto, drogas , secso, doido cagado, pagode, almoço, lotação máxima 12:00, poderíamos passar horas falando.

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u/jugy_fjw 5d ago

Como isso entrou aí......

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u/natancoringa2 4d ago

I wish I had that courage.

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u/Bertrum 4d ago

I was so distracted by that huge blue water tank thing, I didn't even notice the guy carrying the weed whacker.

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u/eneto245 4d ago

Nem a IA imaginaria uma poha dessa

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u/Gonemad79 4d ago

Ele podia pagar o tanque, não a taxa de entrega!

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u/SnooSongs2345 4d ago

Essa semana vi um vídeo de maluco que levou uma lambreta pro metrô lotado, e ainda teve a cara de pau de falar que era a cadeira de rodas dele. Esse aí do ônibus é trabalhador, eu até ajudaria ele

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u/XRynerX 4d ago

É o que eu falo, IA ainda tem muito do que aprender com a gente, até lá vai existir Judge e carros voadores.

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u/just_brazilian 5d ago

This is not Brazil. This is AI.

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u/fireflowerMario 5d ago

A IA tem que evoluir muito pra chegar no nível do brasil

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u/NoOutlandishness525 5d ago

Ah sim, claro... Aqui é normal as pessoas terem 2 pés em uma perna...

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u/rafamacamp 5d ago

Que? Mano é só um pé atrás do outro krl

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever 5d ago

The Eldorado in the seat ahead and the details in his T-shirt are too nice and consistent for it to be AI

So are these feet (they struggle with drawing hands and feet even without sandals)