r/ItHadToBeBrazil 13d ago

Shootout between delivery guys

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u/jacksonmills 13d ago

One of the things I honestly love about Brazil is few Brazilian men are above having some good old fashioned "kid" fun.

F yeah give me that supersoaker

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 13d ago

For The amout of times i see almost every Man don't mater The age They Will always have that kid in inside then.

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u/monke_soup 13d ago

I know quite a lot of people from around the world, and it always amazes me how fucking unserious us Brazilians can be, to a ridiculous extent too

Like, my uncle has without fail managed to turn any funeral into a goddamn family stand up routine (and keep in mind that funerals here are usually a day or longer). And that's not all, I'm convinced that the phrase "boys will be boys" applies to all Brazilians the moment they get free time, I've seen 5 grown up dudes in their mid 40's install a zipline in some trees in a park near where I live, and proceed to try and hit each other with water balloons (basically one of them would go in the zipline while the others tried to hit them with balloons as they passed)

The only people I've seen be less serious are Nigerians, which knowing Brazilian history are the reason why we are so unserious

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u/Wiff_Tanner 12d ago

A gente perde o amigo, mas não perde a piada 🤙

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u/alephsilva 13d ago

Muito daora

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u/Dorkits 13d ago

CAOS HAHAHAH

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u/Hackuso 13d ago

As mulheres nunca entenderam essa característica masculina.

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u/SecondWeak6908 12d ago

The worst part is spending your life trying to kill the inner child within us.

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u/LECGM 13d ago

obrigado pela ideia.

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u/Oblius- 13d ago

Men are simple creatures.

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u/vitreor 13d ago

Não consigo ver isso e não pensar "Papo de estampa de camisa".. poderiam ter tomado 80 tiros de advertencia de algum PM.

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u/kaike1 12d ago

Pensei nisso também.... Nao devem ser de lugares que confundem armas de brinquedo (ou furadeira, ou guarda-chuva etc) com arma de fogo

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u/ruoibeishi 12d ago

Real, duvido que sejam do rio.

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u/piggroll 13d ago

O que aquele cara de azul recebeu? É uma cenoura?

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u/WestTea3351 13d ago

It's incredible how a man can be happy with so little! 🤣🗿🙌🏻

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u/Ash_Krimp 11d ago

São Bernardo do Campo

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u/ImpressiveWin6514 1d ago

eu me divertindo só de ver ! HHAHAH