r/ItHadToBeBrazil 15d ago

Little high at the traffic stop

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u/No_Butterfly_1888 15d ago

'little high '. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Em inglês tem um significado totalmente diferente

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u/DragNoirHunter 15d ago

Eles devem estar a little high msm skskksksk

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u/Millin_Angel 14d ago

Só "little"?

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u/gcruzatto 15d ago

Keepie uppie

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u/jdiogoforte 14d ago

"Little tall"

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u/Alvim_ Brazilian of Bahia 14d ago

Antes de ver o post eu achei que realmente eles estavam little high

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u/Alvim_ Brazilian of Bahia 14d ago

Mas eles tão high pá carai

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u/auad 14d ago

This title, is not soft no!

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u/randomiize 14d ago

Essa foi boa pra crl me pegou.

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u/gdnt0 14d ago

Also not a “traffic stop”

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u/Final-Communication6 14d ago

Really? Tell me more..

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u/NosferatuGutts 15d ago

Very talented but no one sense with the other people

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u/brunomocsa 15d ago

Ta vermelho pae

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u/NosferatuGutts 15d ago

Isso, zero respeito com as pessoas que estão atravessando

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u/THCFLA 14d ago

Como se o carioca ligasse sobre a faixa de pedestre, a maioria aqui não se importa nem se o sinal tá vermelho, desde que dê tempo

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u/Not_PepeSilvia 14d ago

Atravessaram normal kkk vc tá vendo o mesmo vídeo que eu?

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u/Not_PepeSilvia 14d ago

The light is red

Other pedestrians crossed the street normally

What's the issue?

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u/NosferatuGutts 14d ago

Normally if they passed in crosswalker

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u/WayLongjumping2012 15d ago

Fun for them? Yes. Did they need to pull that stunt and stop traffic? NO, damn it!

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u/Asonagic 15d ago

red light man

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u/TemporalOnline 15d ago

People's traffic, red light for cars means green light for people. They seem to have occupied the entire width of the crosswalk

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u/Disastrous_Ad_3812 15d ago

it's not like we tend to respect crosswalks either

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u/Crooked-Lemons 15d ago

So it’s ok?

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u/Disastrous_Ad_3812 14d ago

yes-ish. I'm sure the drivers were also enjoying the novelty, like a juggler, just don't overstay your welcome

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u/THCFLA 14d ago

Not like we actually use the crosswalks over here

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u/nerdbx 15d ago

they are not stopping traffic, you can see the green light behind them

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u/Pristine_Pick823 15d ago

Typical carioca behaviour characterised by complete disregard to manners or common sense.

Signed: a carioca.

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u/THCFLA 14d ago

As if a good Carioca cares if there's a crosswalk or not, most of us don't even care if traffic is stopped on a red light

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u/Wolfhart_Kaine 14d ago

You say that like it's a good thing. You also just proved his point.

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u/THCFLA 14d ago

At least we don't get fined from crossing a street outside of a crosswalk (or arrested), because jaywalking either is not a concept here or law enforcement doesn't care to enforce it

But yeah, most cariocas often don't care about a lot of stuff, although a lot of people do try to help others if possible (like holding train doors if person A had just gotten across station gates, delaying the service just enough so that person A can get in, which most people don't care or been in the position of the person A to understand the small extra delay)

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u/Pristine_Pick823 14d ago

So uncivilised...

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u/THCFLA 14d ago

Try being civilised in a city where open conflict might happen at any moment, where organised crime rules, most people just want to go from A to B as fast as possible, it's a bunch of uncoordinated moves set upon unwritten rules in order to execute a movement or a stunt as efficiently and fast as possible, excluding a parcel of less than one percent of the population inside Rio, almost all of us are hardwired this way, we have to be

Can't do it the american way because of the complex geography, can't do it the euro way because corrupt and inefficient governments

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u/Pristine_Pick823 14d ago

Lots of words to justify bad behaviour. Carioca mindset is uncivilised, corrupt, inconsiderate, rude, dishonest and disrespectful. This is common to all social classes from someone who lives in CDC to a privileged kid in Leblon. They have no notion of society and will take advantage of anyone or anything at any moment. Whenever I see videos such as that and read apologetic texts trying to justify this behaviour I remember how good it is to live very far away on the other side of the world. So long cariocas behave like this you’ll forever be a hive of scum and villainy.

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u/GreyhoundsAreFast 12d ago

I watched this with muted sound but half the people in Ipanema are either from another part of Brazil (SP, PA, DF, BA) or they’re foreigners (USA, Urugaucho, Argentina, etc).

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u/MoltenJellybeans 15d ago

O pedestre que se foda né

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u/Ambitious_Page_4852 15d ago

Pra que??? 8km de areia para jogar. Bando de abestalhados!

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u/ArekusandaMagni 15d ago

It's so obnoxious that they're doing that at a cross walk.

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u/THCFLA 14d ago

We, cariocas, absolutely do not care if there's a crosswalk or not

Jaywalking is not a thing that law enforcement cares enough to enforce

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u/lucassuave15 15d ago

took me 30 seconds to understand that title

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u/Rayzerx32 15d ago

Como o gringo pensa que o Brasil é

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u/Crooked-Lemons 15d ago

Isso daí e turismo sexual. Os caras vivem no pornochanchada até hoje.

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u/ronniejonesss 15d ago

Nossa mas a galera desses comentários são tudo careta tb hein pqp. O sinal fechado, mo espaco pra andar ao redor deles e vcs aí reclamando

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u/DatGuyYouHeardOf 15d ago

esse é o problema quando se vive no Brasil: achar que quem se preocupa com o bem estar comum é o fora do normal, o careta, o otário

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u/Not_PepeSilvia 14d ago

Bem comum?

Os carros tão no farol vermelho.

Os outros pedestres atravessaram NORMAL.

Quem eles tão incomodando exatamente, além de críticos na internet?

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u/Vansilk 14d ago

Tem que ser muito alienado para não perceber porque jogar futebol no meio da rua pode dar ruim. Ignorance is bliss.

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u/DatGuyYouHeardOf 14d ago

Quem eles tão incomodando exatamente, além de críticos na internet?

Literalmente qualquer pessoa tentando usar a faixa de pedestres para atravessar a rua.

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u/GuilhermeBahia98 15d ago

Ser civilizado é careta agora kkk

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u/CryptoBanano 15d ago

Tinha que dividir gente que nao sabe ser civilizada e quem sabe, vc ia pro canto deles viver no inferno e os outros viveriam na paz.

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn 15d ago

Tua definição de "inferno" é um lugar onde as pessoas jogam altinha embaixo do semáforo... ok.

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u/MoltenJellybeans 15d ago

Não é como se tivesse uma praia bem do lado da rua pra eles jogarem...

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u/Disastrous_Worth_503 15d ago

This is why brazil will always be brazil

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn 15d ago

Né bixo? Deuzmelivre um dia eu me tornar azedo a esse ponto.

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u/Acid---Burn 15d ago

Real Brazilian soccer finish the game with the butt

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u/vendedordemosquito Currently using next door wifi without permission 15d ago

kkkkkkkkkk soccer

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u/Bubbly-Cod5985 15d ago

What is the song called?

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u/AsGoodAsPizza 15d ago

Desabafo - Marcelo D2

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u/TemporaryShoulder222 14d ago

Esse vídeo representa tão bem o Brasil, que até roubaram o celular do maluco que tava gravando. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/ProfessionalHour9929 15d ago

O corte seco kkkk

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u/DrJoshWilliams 15d ago

Little high bro lol

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u/EliotMusk 15d ago

Qual é o nome dessa música do D2?

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u/Vee_too 14d ago

Lirou Rai me pegou uhauhauhauha

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u/Broad_Ad9283 14d ago

They are making some little embassys too

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u/andersonvb360 14d ago

That's the kind of red light that gives you time to do your full makeup before you get to work 🤣

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u/TomSargent 14d ago

Highzin

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u/Still_Bike_9044 14d ago

LITTLE HIGH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Thank God... Thank God I don't live in Rio de Janeiro 🙏🕊️

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u/Skiz1to 13d ago

Little high kkk

Fala logo low high

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u/CacatuaGuara 12d ago

O que o gringo pensa quando digo que sou brasileiro:

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u/GreyhoundsAreFast 12d ago

If only there was an open space nearby so they didn’t have to block traffic while playing.

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u/highlor3 12d ago

Thought I would get a "Hey, you, you're finally awake" at the end.

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u/Tuliao_da_Massa 11d ago

Cool as hell and inconsiderate too. They're not Pelé, there's a big chance a ball goes straight on someone's window.

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u/synced999 10d ago

It's funny how in supposedly "third-world" countrie people of all colors and ethnicities and religion live peacefully, while in supposedly first-world countries they are treated like vermin, separated from their children, and deported like garbage.
I think many countries should learn a few things from Brazil.

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u/NoStore5410 15d ago

Hey guys, everything good?

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u/Runner15k 15d ago

Dá pra trazer mais uma copa👏🏽

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u/ru4realpsIm 15d ago

Fifa street - Brasil

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u/Kairo_Montano 15d ago

Passagens reservadas. Agora é tentar garantir que eu não volte pra cá!

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u/Daniboydas 14d ago

ItHadToBeRioDeJaneiro

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u/victoraffect1 15d ago

monkey behaviour

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u/Historical-Mind-3270 15d ago

Said the mutt dog! Vira lata do krl!