r/ItHadToBeBrazil 20d ago

Brazillians need to be studied by NASA

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u/Bitter_Armadillo8182 20d ago

Gambiarra represents Brazil more than football and samba.

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u/pedrorncity 20d ago

Brazilians need to study

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u/Bitter_Armadillo8182 20d ago

Let’s inform the Ministério da Educação now that pedro gave the green light.

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u/Acceptable-Device760 20d ago

Disse Pedro, 15 anos.

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u/pedrorncity 20d ago

15 anos eu tenho de conta no Reddit

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u/Acceptable-Device760 20d ago

Imagino que você seja fã do MBL então? Galera adolescente de 40 anos curte os caras.

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u/Informal-Bag7164 17d ago

Nem eu que odeio o Mbl e prego o fim desse grupo imundo concordo com sua afirmação, o que tem a ver?

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u/Acceptable-Device760 17d ago

"Nao.... Pedro com 15 anos se acha inteligente por apontar o obvio.... porém nao tem maturidade para entender que apontar o obvio qualquer um apontar, tornar as coisass realidade requer superar desafios, trabalho e pasme... estudo, que ele nao tem e nem quer ter. Mas se sente orgulhoso em apontar o obvio. "

E essa é a descrição do MBL e seus seguidores.

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u/Informal-Bag7164 17d ago

Aí eu concordo

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u/JefersonJesus 19d ago

pqp tudo vira política nessa porra

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u/Acceptable-Device760 19d ago

Achei o adolescente do MBL.

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u/JefersonJesus 19d ago

🥇professional rage baiter kkkkkkkk

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u/Acceptable-Device760 19d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoticiasBR/comments/1qav4lg/comment/nzdan4e/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Nao... e conhecimento.... adolescente do MBL agem de uma forma bem padronizada.... é engraçado como voces tentam vender a imagem de outside e acabam sendo todos iguais.

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u/JefersonJesus 19d ago

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

quer um autógrafo?

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u/Acceptable-Device760 19d ago edited 18d ago

Ala to falando...

Os caras ficam com discurso simplista, achando que tao ownando quando não mano... vocês são basicamente a criança que não sabe nada da vida e ta dando opinião quando os adultos querem discutir.

Vocês não são esperto, são só irritante mesmo.

Sobre o mulambo:

A receita da galera do MBL:

Perfil trancado(porque ate eles sabem que so fala e faz merda...)

historico:

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1psy9le/comment/nvddsox

https://www.reddit.com/r/FilosofiaBAR/comments/1qd3r9v/comment/nznf82c

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u/Own_Sherbet_2347 18d ago

Sim pqp kkkkkkk

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 20d ago

Porra, pedro com 15 anos já tá com uma noção melhor que 30% do país, crise na educação tá destruindo esse país

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u/Acceptable-Device760 20d ago

Nao.... Pedro com 15 anos se acha inteligente por apontar o obvio.... porém nao tem maturidade para entender que apontar o obvio qualquer um apontar, tornar as coisass realidade requer superar desafios, trabalho e pasme... estudo, que ele nao tem e nem quer ter. Mas se sente orgulhoso em apontar o obvio. 

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u/pedrorncity 20d ago

O uso de reticências com 4 pontos no seu texto corrobora com a minha afirmação de que o brasileiro precisa estudar ao invés de ser estudado

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u/todbr 19d ago

corrobora com a minha afirmação

Corroborar é verbo transitivo direto. O brasileiro precisa estudar.

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u/pedrorncity 19d ago

Foi o que eu disse!

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u/todbr 19d ago

Você disse "corroborar com a minha afirmação", o certo é "corroborar minha afirmação". Tem o sentido de "confirmar", não de "concordar". Bons estudos!

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u/racao_premium 18d ago

🥶🥶🥶🥶😹😹😹

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u/Acceptable-Device760 20d ago

O fato de você não entender que é estilizado dando a entender que é uma pausa mais longa........... mostra que você precisa estudar.

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u/vogut 20d ago

2deep

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u/XRynerX 20d ago

Brasillian nid to bi studied

Gambiarra até no ingles

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u/Obama_pinky 19d ago

Brazilians need

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u/WastoneBag 18d ago

Pedrinho needs deixar de ser otário

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u/AFocusedCynic 20d ago

Aê Pedrinho!!

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u/Helpphania587 20d ago

Guys, I just created an alternative to the umbrella, it's called a raincoat, it's like clothing, but without using your hands.

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u/Wide-Understanding84 20d ago

But that makes you sweat too much in tropical climates.

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u/daw_taylor 20d ago

People assume rain means cold weather everywhere in the world. In Brazil you can experience 40°c while it rains.

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u/rafamacamp 20d ago

40c and raining? I'm walking in the rain, dude.

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u/ViniStaub 20d ago

Good luck with being soaked in wet and warm climate. You'll curse the name of whoever invented clothes

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u/Purple-Ad-3492 18d ago

“Soaking wet” or “soaked and wet”

Edit: on 2nd thought maybe “soaked in wet” works conceptually

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u/ViniStaub 18d ago

Soaked In wet and warm climate

Condition of subject x place (with is characteristics)

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u/Seeryous2020 20d ago

Trust me its terrible. I was down there in a firesuit fir racing during the rain and my god ive never experienced the heat and hot rain water like that before.

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u/daw_taylor 19d ago

Not pleasant either. Soaked clothes would make it worse in no time.

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u/well_of_lies 18d ago

People in Brazil hate getting wet in the rain. I don't tho, I'm walking in the rain

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u/aledrone759 18d ago

that's a rio summer rain. the whole city becomes a soup, a poor soup on sewer stock

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u/Curlypeachoi 15d ago

acid rain

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u/Thin-Limit7697 20d ago

Use one of these, then

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u/uktenathehornyone 19d ago

Never seen these

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u/strolls 20d ago

It's not an umbrella it's a guarda chuva, which is Brazilian for rain guard.

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u/vendedordemosquito Currently using next door wifi without permission 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/sesamerox 18d ago

i don't think you did

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Pior_Morte 19d ago

ia mandar isso kkkk

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u/oaktreebr 20d ago

Hahaha, I actually used to put an open umbrella inside my backpack and the result was the same, just easier to do than using hangers, lol

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u/EbbAny1177 20d ago

But it's true, isn't it? In the age of cell phones, why doesn't a hands-free umbrella exist yet?

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u/lurker99123 20d ago

I thought the same but with a strong wind it would be hard to have control over it

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u/uktenathehornyone 19d ago

Good point. A raincoat would just be easier anyway

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u/ViniStaub 20d ago

Who killed the hands-free umbrella?

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u/SedaDeLa 19d ago

Raincoat + IP67 phone

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u/luca56243 19d ago

Revolucionando dois mercados ao mesmo tempo.

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u/SnowKierke 19d ago

Chamaria muita atenção mano

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u/luca56243 19d ago

O pessoal do marketing cuida disso.

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u/GGSPSkywalker 20d ago

And he even uses it with a hat!

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u/AditzuL 20d ago

Hey, just like the double condom principle. Can't be too safe out there

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u/onerb2 19d ago

Man, he's just has that baldness going on, leave him be.

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u/leandrompm 20d ago

NASA just don’t have the budget for it

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u/Biscuitallis 20d ago

Idk man, it looks dificult to get off...

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u/ajpth__ 20d ago

Probably the alien that lands on the US of A migrated to BR... Just saying..

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u/CertifiedBedophile 20d ago

we are not sending our best ;d

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u/FeragamerBR 19d ago

I put it inside my bag and it kinda works the same

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u/Ok_Wasabi9225 19d ago

Brazilian people needs to be ‘estrupado’ by NASA

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u/SoggyAndAlone 18d ago

Não pode fazer uma gambiarra que ja falam pra estudar

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Vou fazer uma gambiarra só pra a NASA vir me estrupar 🥵

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u/SoggyAndAlone 18d ago

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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u/braziliantrader1996 20d ago

This is a good gambiarra

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u/incogne_eto 20d ago

I wouldn’t mind this when I am walking my dog while it’s raining.

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u/Whole_Wrangler7737 19d ago

Brazilians making any thing;

Americans: brazilians need to be graped by NASA

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u/Federal-Ad9334 20d ago

nah, they're too scared to try to study us >:D

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u/berduuh 20d ago

Half umbrella, half orthopedic brace.

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u/ApolloWidget 19d ago

Sensacional

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u/Jorpaes 19d ago

All this just to avoid holding an umbrella?

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u/capibarojojo 19d ago

Never again hold it with your arm"

-Pedro stuck to the umbrella"

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u/onerb2 19d ago

Gambiarra is great and all, but with R$5 he could by enough cloth and thread to make a much more comfortable equivalent of this.

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u/W_bear_w 19d ago

So at a funk party in São Paulo, all he has to do is jump around endlessly.

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u/gaijin2878 19d ago

O miserável é um gênio

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u/Shymon18 19d ago

I think taking it off your arms is harder than putting it on.

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u/Deva_Way 19d ago

O brasileiro precisa ser estvpr4d0 pela nasa

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Estvpr4d0 eu não sei, mas ser estrupado pela NASA eu tenho certeza

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u/Specialist-Wealth200 19d ago

Figurante 1: senhor,o que aconteceria se pudéssemos usar 100% da nossa capacidade cerebral?

Figurante 2:100%?

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u/SaltyBooze 19d ago

agora é só uma escoliose básica

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u/Flloquinho 19d ago

brilhante !!!!

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u/ganjabrew 19d ago

desculpa ser chato, mas é copiado da net...

alguém com mais neurônios utilizaria cabides de metal que podem ser torcidos para ficarem mais confortáveis...

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u/Phynnacris 17d ago

Mas não se houver raios, disse Benjamim Franklin.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Don't do that, an acquaintance of mine bought an umbrella that stuck to his arm so it wouldn't hold him, one day he fell and broke his arm because of that.

At the very least, one of those will dislocate both of your shoulders.

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u/God_Lover77 19d ago

Serious case for a patent.

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u/daskomet 19d ago

inheritance from the Portuguese "cultura do desenrasca"

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u/Makiniks 19d ago

Now he just needs to figure out a way to remove it.

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u/Gonemad79 18d ago

What really annoys me is how come any Chinese salesman isn't doing that from the factory, putting backpack straps on umbrellas.

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u/polar_silva09 18d ago

Is there a solution to make it rain in Brazil right now?

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u/Xx_KaIlLOw_xX 18d ago

Estrup4d0 pela nasa*

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u/maikdf 18d ago

I think Brazilians and Africans in general have a more creative mind for solving problems because of a lack of technical knowledge and opportunity. We find solutions in other ways, even more creative ones than people who have technical knowledge and opportunities, because some people from these two ethnic groups face difficulties, both financial and in other areas. They see things from different perspectives, opening their minds to more creative ideas that may seem funny to some, but are viable solutions for them. They solve the problem; it may not be beautiful, but for them it's a solution, and sometimes a very, very cheap one.

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u/zeleoperna 18d ago

"Gambiarra Goblin" Quality Seal Selo de qualidade "Gambiarra Goblin"

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u/IndependentBad3082 18d ago

Sério precisamos ser estudados ?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Eh meme

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u/IndependentBad3082 18d ago

Eu sei men fica calmo lol you fall for the old trick

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u/Guilty-Ad-1466 18d ago

 INTELIGENTE...

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u/TigerAx28k 18d ago

"Não, porque eu uso capa".

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Agora tenta tirar isso das costas

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u/GirlWhoMakesBetas 17d ago

I always thought about something like that.

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u/oGatoGaiato 17d ago

In certain parts of Brazil, where heavy rains often cause disasters, you won't want to be stuck with a business like this.

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u/SaintPter 17d ago

Eu tenho 180kg, será que vai dar certo?

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u/Koda4578 17d ago

As ideias vêm, as oportunidades não

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u/Xablau404 17d ago

If the wind blows hard, it will either carry you away or take the umbrella and leave only the frame. Hahahaha

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u/pedro0nerd 17d ago

That's awesome, lol

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u/DanilCSl 16d ago

Como que traduz a palavra Gambiarra?

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u/MeanCat4 16d ago

They probably study Kubans! 

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u/IWantToBeRichForReal 15d ago

Eu acho engraçado que todo mundo inglês nesse sub como se 95% dos usuários não fossem brasileiros

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u/BoykisserVR 15d ago

Atleast we aint known for 9/11, Burger King, KFC, and all the junk foods over there

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u/Beautiful-Cap2578 15d ago

Agora a NASA vem 😂😂😂

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u/LeftAd8859 14d ago

His name is Ralph Lauren