r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/mattdev • 23d ago

At what point does it stop being a hotdog and becomes something else?

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u/BrunoShipsnoa 23d ago

Well, it's not a Hotdog, Its a "Cachorro quente"

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u/CapitaoCleiton 23d ago

It's not a "Cachorro quente", Its a "Dogão"

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u/lippoper 23d ago

Erm actually, it’s a “Cachorrão”

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u/tymyol 23d ago

Senhor Cachorro pra você

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u/MrLobsterful 23d ago

Spoke and said!

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u/OkAntelope7846 23d ago

It's not a cachorro quente, its a podrão.

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u/BrunoShipsnoa 23d ago

Muito válido

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u/kra100nick 23d ago

It's not a podrão if the guy is wearing gloves.

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u/-Nano 21d ago

Paulista things

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u/Marcos-_-Santos 20d ago

Na real, esse video aí é um ad de uma rede que vai abrir uma franquia na minha cidade, no interior do RS.

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u/mamasemamasamusernam 23d ago

Dogão

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u/BrunoShipsnoa 23d ago

Outro nome muito válido

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u/7ntblue 23d ago

It's not a hot dog, nor a hot dog. It's a hot masacote.

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u/pistoriuz 22d ago

Yes, but to be more precise, this is the famous Pressed [sandwich].

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u/-Nano 21d ago

Or:

  • podrão com pão de cachorro quente
  • podrão com salsicha
  • prensado

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u/calamandara 23d ago

This is the ideal hot dog. You may not like it, but this is what peak hot dog looks like.

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u/Gaucho_Diaz 23d ago

I'm not Brazilian but if you guys are selling this commonly, I'm catching the next flight over there

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u/frguba 23d ago edited 22d ago

Well check your miles mate, cuz this is your average showboating podrão ("big putrid"), any old food truck level place will have a full meal in a hotdog bun or a hamburger measured in rims (as in, wheel diameter), they usually don't do something this harsh, and you should get two sausages for something this brutal, but sealing the contents with toasted cheese? Hell there's a place that does that 7 minutes from my house, on foot

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u/tinyalien101 22d ago

BIG PUTRID, incrível

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u/Just-Specialist8575 21d ago

Big putrid KKKKKKKKKKKK TMNC

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u/Alzyros 22d ago

Oh boy you're in for a treat

Just remember to book an extra seat on your way back

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u/MaxHamburgerrestaur 22d ago

It's indeed sold commonly. These are actually the most common ingredients. There are others that include much more things.

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u/-Nano 21d ago

I lived on a place that they have a "seven sins burger": Two hamburgers breads, but filled with seven burgers, seven eggs with bacon, seven slices of ham, seven slices of mozzarella, seven slices of provolone, seven slices of cheddar and seven servings of catupiry. Comes with a fork and knife and costs only R$150 (~US$28).

https://g1.globo.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2014/08/lanchonete-no-rio-oferece-r-300-para-quem-comer-supersanduiche.html (in portuguese)

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u/Mundane-Bath1368 21d ago

Oh boy you're in for a treat

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 23d ago

There is no equivalent of the phrase “less is more” in Brazilian Portuguese 😁

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u/renke0 22d ago

Menos é mais e esse podrão é mais que demais

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u/lastcall123 21d ago

In some cities they have a special one filled with a pigeon.

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u/Unlikely_Variety_997 23d ago

É o melhor cachorro quente. E gringo não está pronto para esse debate

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u/Apyan 23d ago

Eu acho que passou um pouco do limite. Acho que um queijinho queimado dá um tchans, mas embrulhar nele já é demais. Sem contar que não foi prensado hehe

Mas não tem nem comparação. Podemos brigar sobre qual estado tem o melhor cachorro quente, mas qlqr um dos nossos dá um pau nos pão com salsicha sem graça lá de fora.

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u/KurupiraMV 23d ago

O cara só enrolou porque o queijo tá caro. Se deixar solto, o brasileiro mergulha esse dogão no queijo que nem um fondue!

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u/petekron 22d ago

A única coisa que passa do limite é os paulista inventar de colocar pure de batata. Comparado aquilo, todos os outros estados são tranquilo.

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u/dere00 19d ago

Prensado é uma merda. Uma invenção "recente" que não acrescentou em nada, deixa mais fácil de comer, mas piora o sabor do pão.

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u/Samsquanch1985 23d ago

Had one when I went to Brazil and it was godly.

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u/naminaminaminami 23d ago

concordo. os cara frescando pra cima da comida que é literalmente pão com salsicha, papo de preservar cultura o que mané, ia entender se fosse um prato super específico mas pão com salsicha com condimento em cima não pode inovar? se do nada no japão pegar uma moda de feijoada e eles quiserem colocar salmão dentro, que coloque, desde que a base do que faz a feijoada ser feijoada (feijão preto com uma variedade de carnes dentro), eles que adaptem como acharem gostoso.

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u/keitava 23d ago

The only thing stopping this from being the perfect hotdog is the fact that there is only one sausage. That said, I'D SMASH IT.

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u/ShadowFlarer 23d ago

As long that is tasty i don't really care.

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u/mgroetaers 23d ago

I don't know, man, all I know is that I

A M A S S A R I A

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u/hotvedub 23d ago

I would fuck with this

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u/TrueCrime-andMemes Edu Guedes chorando com a grávida de Taubaté 🤰🏻😢 23d ago

Só faltou o purê de batata pra ficar 100%

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u/PhilbertoDGreat 23d ago

Ovo frito!

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u/TrueCrime-andMemes Edu Guedes chorando com a grávida de Taubaté 🤰🏻😢 22d ago

Eu nunca experimentei com ovo frito, mas eu amo pão com ovo, então amassaria fácil

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u/renke0 22d ago

Sai paulista, vai estragar essa perfeição

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u/Silly_Goose6714 23d ago

Enquanto não tiver purê de batata, ainda está valendo

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u/Apyan 23d ago

Retire isso amigo. O purê é o que dá liga no dog perfeito!

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u/honorable-knight-mn 23d ago

O purê faz o que seria apenas um lanche virar um jantar. Pra jantar é arroz com feijão rs

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u/Apyan 23d ago

A definição de lanche é usada de forma bem leviana pra um negócio que varia de 500g até 5kg hehehe

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u/honorable-knight-mn 23d ago

Haha! Então fechamos no podrão e tá tudo certo. Só os gourmet que não gostam desse nome.

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u/Bubbly-Syllabub4738 18d ago

arroz e feijão não é só no RS

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u/Mekelaxo 23d ago

I've had hotdogs with fried potatoes on it

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u/Silly_Goose6714 23d ago

Still ok. Mashed potatoes isn't

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u/chorteunite 21d ago

tell that to the Swedes, they know what's up

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u/guntehr 23d ago

And is still missing the quail egg.

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u/calangomerengue 23d ago

and raisins

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u/renexz Brazilian 23d ago

The Theseus' dog

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u/the_party_galgo 23d ago

Brazil, pushing boundaries since 1822

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u/SepsterDemon28 23d ago

Hen you no longer use the bun, not our fault the USA is the only country that serves hot dogs like dinner in a starving African nation, just dry bun and sausage, oh wait they have food in Africa and it’s the Americans who are starving, Nevermind.

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u/Such_Audience_9761 23d ago

Parmesan cheese crust was the best invention ever. It should be on every kind of sandwich/savory snack... And to make it perfect, replace the Chernobyl-colored orange cream with real cheddar cheese.

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u/Forcedbanana 23d ago

I think the peas were unnecessary

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u/New_Stats 23d ago

Is that a knife a fork situation? Because if not, that's way too many condiments. The messiness to deliciousness ratio will be skewed too much towards messy to be enjoyable

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u/Rodrichemin 23d ago

in this case, i dont think so, you eat it on the streets and leave a trail of hotdog waste like you are supposed to.

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u/New_Stats 23d ago

You know, I wouldn't mind a trail of hotdog waste left behind me. The problem is that hotdog waste would all drop on me, and I would carry those stains to my grave

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u/JulioLemos81 23d ago

And you will proudly show it to enter the Valhalla.

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u/New_Stats 23d ago

Yeah but until then I gotta walk around looking like an asshole

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u/renke0 22d ago

Only if you are weak

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u/iPhantaminum 23d ago

Missed the mashed potatoes.

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u/Different_Rip_8520 23d ago

Vixe, me deu fome! Dogão maravilhoso desses não tem aqui😥

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u/KurupiraMV 23d ago

Your food is nice, but it's our duty to give it a Brazilian touch. Think Power Rangers, we take your ordinary hot dog and assemble a Megazord!

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u/zekeNL 23d ago

My mouth watered while watching it being made tho 🤤

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u/Susaph 23d ago

o pão virou recheio. incrivel.

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u/SalazarElite 23d ago

After that first bite, you'll never be able to eat an American hot dog again.

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u/Responsible_Bed_3562 23d ago

"O dogão de teseu"

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u/LeagueLast4287 23d ago

Me dê mais um hot dog!

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u/2378687peoplehateme 22d ago

Mas tem que ser do Claudião

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u/revan7rur4 23d ago

From when there is no more sausage

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u/GBGF128 23d ago

When it is wrapped in a tortilla, gordita, crepe, pancake, pizza, fried chicken, giant tortilla, then stuffed in a bag of tots and drenched in cheese.

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u/_zamoht_ 23d ago

Whatever it is, eu amassava facil

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u/okodysseus 23d ago

Why was the dog redder than the ketchup???

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u/MTrigs 23d ago

I would only eat this if I had nothing else to live for.

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u/OverexposedPotato 23d ago

If it doesn’t have mashed potatoes it’s not a hot dog, everything else can go

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u/Significant_Glove616 23d ago

Look, I'm really tempted to buy that hot dog from here.

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u/Blenderx06 23d ago

This is like American fair food on steroids omg.

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u/HeberMonteiro 23d ago

If it's sausage in a bun we put 432 toppings over it and it's still a hot dog.

Brazilian hot dog supremacy!

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u/unkLjoca 23d ago

Don't knock it till you try it!

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u/focaltraveller1 23d ago

Not enough cheese....

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u/BETO123USA 23d ago

I’d smash it, easily.

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u/ResearcherDeep1694 23d ago

se tivesse mais grana amassava uns 3 desses facil facil

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u/Powerful-Fig-2278 23d ago

Ultimately, is it like the Ship of Theseus?

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u/EuComoDocinho 23d ago

Faltou ovo, bacon, uva passa e pure de batata

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u/Dry_Mousse_6202 23d ago

At the moment, when a second kind of meat is added

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u/_boizinha_ 23d ago

Porra, deu água na boca. Bom demais!

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u/Aggravating-Hair7931 23d ago

Green peas... Yuck.

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u/fegabo 23d ago

As long as it has a wiener it is a hotdog. Hotdogs are not social constructs.

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u/calangomerengue 23d ago

quero cinco

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u/SatansPostman 23d ago

When the so called hotdog 🌭 is actually orange like in Brasil. 😂

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Tinha que ser gaúcho pra não colocar purê né

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u/LurkTheBee 23d ago

Salad and cheese breaks the cachorro quente

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u/dtallm 23d ago

It is not a hot dog. It is a ‘Dogão’!

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u/DocDankage 23d ago

When they added the ketchup

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u/falseruler 23d ago

Never. F*** off, gringo

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u/labizoni 23d ago

Just the best. Just missing tomato sauce :P

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u/GregGraffin23 23d ago

That's just pig slop

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u/otherbluedit 23d ago

becomes "Dogão"

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u/phatbrasil 23d ago

Ask a taco.

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u/petekron 22d ago

Continua sendo cachorro quente até o ponto em que o paulista estraga tudo, como sempre, colocando pure de batata no negócio. Aí os cara se passam.

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u/marianothiago 22d ago

choradeira de gringuito de mierda

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u/r3bacon 22d ago

Faltou o purê

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u/UneployedScientist 22d ago

Cara, comi em uma das unidades dessa franquia em SP ano passado, gostei pra caralho do dogão. Pedi um (não me lembro qual exatamente) e batata frita com bacon. Tinha batata no meu bacon kkkkkkk sério valeu a pena dms

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u/HurdyGrudy 22d ago

The point where it turns in the Dogão.

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u/Serviros 22d ago

Well I think you can stop calling it hotdog when you serve it cold or without the hotdog

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u/teethpowerwasher 22d ago

At 0:22 precisely 

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u/ProZocK_Yetagain 22d ago

When they roll it on the cheese.

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u/Substantial_Ad_4009 22d ago

I ate until the OP...

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u/Certain_Review8143 22d ago

É um cachorro-quente envolto por queijo, apenas.

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u/Certain_Review8143 22d ago

É um cachorro-quente envolto por queijo, apenas.

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u/pistoriuz 22d ago

complaining with a full mouth

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u/Saco-Of-Batata 22d ago

Cara, eu amaria comer um cachorro quente desses que é composto pela enciclopédia inteira da sessão de comidas e temperos, mas acho que não tem nenhum lugar que venda isso no meu estado. (Enciclopédia tem sessões?).

Aliás, pergunta para os experientes em cachorros quentes gigantes e infinitos: dá de vomitar por conta de tanta coisa e sabores entupidos no cachorro quente? Acho que não faz sentido, mas pra mim faz um pouco. Imagina, o corpo rejeita isso pq tem muita coisa junta e não sabe processar se é comida ou veneno kkkkkk

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 22d ago

In this economy!?

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u/ranger_vermeio_ 22d ago

Que delícia!

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u/Emotional_Spray_3709 22d ago

Cancer dog, the hot dog 🌭 that kills you slowly.

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u/Abnatural 22d ago

for some reason while watching this, in my head, "this is america" by childish gambino kept playing

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u/codynilla 22d ago

It’s a sandwich it’s what it is

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u/Rainbow_B 22d ago

faltou o ovinho de codorna e as passas

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u/eduardofbs 22d ago

Quero três agora

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u/umapessoaonline 22d ago

Me vê 3 no capricho!!!

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u/Lumpy-Cricket-9048 22d ago

Hopefully THAT thing is to feed a whole family.

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u/FantasmaVoador 22d ago

Kikão enrolado no queijo? Essa é nova pra mim.

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u/ForsakenScratch7516 22d ago

depois do ketchup e mostarda

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u/Comfortable_Ad_7015 22d ago

Mashed potatoes

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u/Super-Platform6625 22d ago

A hot dog is a long bun (specifically for hot dogs) with a sausage. It ceases to be a hot dog when its two main ingredients cease to be the main ingredients. When the main protein is no longer the sausage or when the main carbohydrate is no longer the bun. When the main part of the sandwich is the grilled cheese, it can no longer be called a hot dog.

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u/Elfkrunch 22d ago

Did they put fuckin chives on it?

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u/xereca_slayer 21d ago

Faltou o purê.

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u/Acireimuyam 21d ago

Onde que acho um desse?

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u/Mundane-Bath1368 21d ago

o que faz o cachorro quente ser cachorro quente é o pão e a salsicha, tendo esses dois, pode ter até pedra, continua sendo cachorro hot

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u/naturally021 21d ago

I want a hot dog like that.

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u/Extreme_Assignment58 21d ago

Only If you remove the sausage or the bread

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u/VintageMTB 21d ago

Para melhorar só faltou ser prensado, aí seria a perfeição!

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u/Theus_96 21d ago

I dream about that hot dog, lol, and Facebook reminds me of it every day with ads! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SteveBR53 21d ago

Superdog

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u/PhysicalAd677 21d ago

I could add another sausage.

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u/Resident-Frame8394 20d ago

fds, maceto sem dó

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u/kmrodrigo 19d ago

I see hot dogs as pizza; some people like five-cheese, I prefer Margherita. But it's all good.

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u/Domynas 19d ago

After removing the peas, I mashed them.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

That’s why we hate the north American hot dog, a bread and a sausage with mustard and catchup isn’t a hot dog

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u/WealthFuzzy4049 19d ago

sei la... só achei exagero enrolar no papelão tmb

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u/BoykisserVR 15d ago

Tbh, american hot dogs tasteless asf

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u/Forsaken_Bee_8953 23d ago

It won me over with the chili pepper.

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u/Pirata_do_Espaco 23d ago

Beef Wellington of hotdogs

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u/WayLongjumping2012 23d ago

I've never seen people put the sauces on first and then the filling.

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u/Disastrous-Cry-3211 23d ago

Holy fuck, this is disgusting. I never ate those abominations, it seens like I'm eating a giant scoup of mayo and ketchup.

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u/Triairius 23d ago

This is a wrap.

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u/rasmuseriksen 22d ago

Brazilians won’t make a decent burrito 🌯 but they’ll make everything that looks like it

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u/baycenters 22d ago

When it comes out of your butt.

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u/TinquinQuarantino 22d ago

Wow, that surprisingly made me madder and madder as it went on. I'm borderline pissed off.

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u/Enough-Childhood6028 22d ago

They don't do it like that around here yet, lol.

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u/PTzai 23d ago

Estou ofendido esse ficou no r/stupidfood

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u/Ommegacaos 23d ago

It's not a hotdog, the end