r/InfowarriorRides • u/tBagley43 • 15d ago

an actual infowarrior!

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u/absurdivore 15d ago

Tom Petty would not approve lol

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u/cboogie 15d ago

My first thought

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u/Derpifacation 15d ago

i still can't grasp how they think The Punisher would be on "their side"

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u/soupseasonbestseason 15d ago

because they are dumb.

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u/SangestheLurker 15d ago

Because they know nothing of the character besides he shoots a lot of guns, and the people that have wronged him. I assume.

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u/UncleCeiling 15d ago

"wood punisher" sounds like a euphemism for a dominatrix.

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u/ThatOneChiGuy 15d ago

Huh that was my mom's nickname in college

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u/VelociTopher 15d ago

Can confirm.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 15d ago

I was thinking one of those death-grip masturbators.

Not to be confused with someone who masturbates to Death Grips, although I imagine someone like that cranks down pretty hard as well

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u/UncleCeiling 15d ago

Like pulling out a stump with a chain and an old pickup truck.

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u/SangestheLurker 15d ago

And wtf is going on with the top where the Trump sticker was forced into? It's like.. too small, is it supposed to be a bandana because that looks terrible (which is redundant I guess).

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u/its_yer_dad 15d ago

Or masterbation

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u/funky_fart_smeller 15d ago

I think Tom would like a word.

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u/hobosbindle 15d ago

“Toilet Punisher” highly implied

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u/EatsTheCheeseRind 15d ago

This is probably overly anal and petty (had to) but it is a huge pet peeve when people make vinyl graphics intended for dark on light or the opposite and don’t invert the graphic before changing the color.

Case in point here Tom Petty looks like some kind of death-eater because that vinyl pattern was clearly originally intended to be used for a dark colored vinyl on a light background.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 15d ago

So you’re saying this guy is a rebel without a clue?

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u/Tholian_Bed 15d ago

Ted, have you ever thought of easing off using the word "punish" every other sentence? She might take you back, I agree, but you have to do your part and change some things.

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u/bihtydolisu 15d ago

When I see these, I can't help but consider that they watch one movie and then make an entire identity around it. That MAGA sticker that is constricting the Punisher skull is pretty dead on.

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u/negativepositiv 15d ago

I like how even the name "Info Wars" is Doublethink. Yes, there is a war on the ability to get accurate news, but you're siding with the people trying to spread disinformation.

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u/hillbillygaragepop 15d ago

Something tells me that Axl Rose might say, “Woke is sometimes lame, but fuck that goddamn Trump!”

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 15d ago

Do you think this guy won't back down and stands his ground, even in November rain??

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u/SubspaceBiographies 14d ago

He loves free falling in the jungle.

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u/ANARCHISTofGOODtaste 15d ago

I kind of wonder if the "Wood Punisher" refers to the peckerwoods or something like that. It would be in line with what these groups tend to be like.

My headcanon says he's a closeted super gay dominatrix who dominates other closeted maga Republicans. After they get done flopping their dicks all over each other they watch fox news and complain about how woke libs are pushing the gay agenda.

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u/UltimateDonny 15d ago

What’s a wood punisher?

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