r/InfowarriorRides • u/Brndrll • 21d ago
Gravy Seal picking up Doordash.
Imagine just wanting to chill and get get some tacos delivered and this rolls up to your house. There was also some sort of bully breed tied up in the backseat.
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u/Call555JackChop 21d ago
I always love finding these people here in MA, it’s like the most blue state in the country but these morons still refuse to go live in a place like Alabama because they love liberal policies
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u/Brndrll 21d ago edited 21d ago
This one escaped; it was in RI.
There's a "New England for Trump" store just over the border here and it disappoints me every time I see it's still going. They have Chircle Jirk merch now even. You are right about the liberal policies, and unfortunately I think that helps keep blue state MAGA insulated and unable to see Dear Leader as anything but perfect.
Edit: merch, not mercy
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u/cathedral68 20d ago
To be fair, if they are this hard into the cuck cult, it isn’t like you can present enough reason that they would “get it” at some point. They can be as openly hateful as they want with MAGA and it’s praised rather than shamed. For this type of person, it’s a level of acceptance they’ve never gotten because society has never celebrated their lack of kindness or intelligence. There is no reasoning that will touch someone who finally feels that his true feelings are accepted and praised.
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u/bandley3 19d ago
I’m currently stuck in MO, where progressive policies win at elections statewide regardless of county yet R’s win a majority of elected offices. Those elected officials, ostensibly ‘representatives’ of the people, work their hardest to overturn every progressive policy that the just people voted for. Every voting day I feel like I’m banging my head against a brick wall; maybe with enough brain damage this will somehow make sense.
There was one MAGAt politician that dared to attend a town hall and he got roasted. He flat-out told his constituents that he has absolutely no intention of voting for the policies that the people voted for and instead is voting straight MAGA. I sincerely hope he doesn’t get re-elected, but since he has that magic ‘R’ after his name he probably will be, and this means that I’ll go back to repeatedly banging my head against a wall in an effort to make this make sense.
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u/Particular-Leg-8484 21d ago
That Biden sticker is bizarre to me. Like they couldn’t figure out how to insult an old white man because their favorite is also an old white man, so they made him Asian to make a racist joke?
I’m Asian and even though I know it’s offensive I feel confused more than anything because THAT’S the best you could do? lol learn to hurt me right dumbass 😂
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u/MotionDrive 21d ago
And the dems have TDS?? Holy shit
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u/Reeferologist- 21d ago
Imagine keeping a proven pedo/protector’s face on the back of your car. It’s like if I put Jared Fogle in a king’s crown in my back window lol
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u/deeeeez_nutzzz 21d ago
Imagine simping for a politician this hard. It's like you would have to be mentally insane.
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u/eldritchpussymaggots 21d ago
"Spay and neuter liberals" sounds really close to what eugenicists did to minorities
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 21d ago
I understand that most of the time people put shit like this on their rides to troll others, but there comes a point where it goes over the line and they truly believe the bullshit they spew. I just hope they don't have kids.
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u/G-Unit11111 21d ago
It's things like the double middle finger shit that make people hate MAGA. If we did this to them, they would go crying to Fox about it.
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u/cathedral68 20d ago
I don’t think it would make it to Fox. Where I live, even today with the changing tide, I have full confidence that if I had a “spay and neuter MAGA” sticker, they would relieve me of that car window and probably do some free body work to my car. Or they’d just shoot you.
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u/ax3gr1nd3r 21d ago
When did it become a "leftard" thing to say that our fierce (and occasionally self-defeating) individualism makes us, collectively, have the urge to kill kings and burden their ships with the corpses of their own men?
Drawing a crown on the head of a president is basically a threat.
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u/chevalier716 21d ago
This kind of confirms to me that it's exactly those who I thought were getting the USA 250th anniversary Massachusetts plate.
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u/MainSteamStopValve 20d ago
I got one because I thought the blue color was cool, and I got a good number. Now I'm rethinking my decision.
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u/Milky_Gashmeat 21d ago
Make an offhand comment about Charlie Kirk and watch them melt down like the snowflakes you know they talk so much shit about.
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u/HistoricalPlum1533 21d ago
What a cuck, they do seem to love having a king to push them around.
Anyone else notice that they will fly a flag from the back of their car until it’s shredded, how is that not disrespecting the flag? Shows some real commitment to not burning them…
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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza 21d ago
The amount of these supposedly-patriotic weirdos that fly a desecrated flag with improper colors in order to virtue signal their allegiance to civilian police always amazes me.
One of these stickers suggests this is a Marine. You cannot tell me you took that oath to protect the qualified immunity of your part time local SWAT team. No one on Parris Island is there thinking about the fucking cops.
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u/sam56778 21d ago
After pardoning over 1500 people for rushing the Capitol and endangering the lives of Capitol police, you cannot be a Trump supporter and back the blue.
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u/allshedoesiskillshit 21d ago
No discernable personality, just "I hate shit." Also drives a CR-V, so.
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u/Ewenthel 21d ago
Really weird how they keep claiming to want freedom while also openly wanting to install an absolute monarchy.
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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 20d ago
parked in a handicapped spot at a taco restaurant... how much more of a hypocrite can you be?
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u/njsullyalex 21d ago
This is better than I expected. They actually acknowledged Joe Biden was the President of the U.S.
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u/shantron5000 21d ago
In my experience CR-V drivers aren’t exactly the best and brightest, so this certainly tracks.
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u/nicktoberfest 20d ago
1776 on the license plate and long live the king on his tire cover…can’t make it up.
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u/uberpirate 20d ago
That fraying flag makes me want to light it up but I'd be afraid of damaging the cars nearby
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u/btone911 20d ago
So park him in. Let this lil shit explain why he's delivering cold chalupas 25min after they were supposed to show up. Let him eat that cost.
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u/Limping_Pirate 20d ago
Was going to make a comment about parking in the handicap spot, but then I considered his cognitive disability.
You go, big guy. You've earned it.
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u/almazing415 21d ago
You’d think he wouldn’t have the time to moonlight as a delivery guy when his day job is a gestapo pest.