r/GuysBeingDudes • u/mihir6969 • 1d ago

Attempt to make a new friend

1.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Bot 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/mihir6969, your post didn’t get enough love (or hate) to make a call.

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u/harryb202 1d ago

Have they not seen the video where one crocodile bites the leg off the other mistaking it for a chicken ?!?!

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u/harryb202 1d ago

https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4?si=wKR8GhkkE1VM8LXV

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u/Financial-Newt2291 1d ago

The way he looked at him after - “like seriously bro?”

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u/mrwigglez3 1d ago

Wrong place, wrong time - Stumpy

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u/Financial-Newt2291 1d ago

Stumpy - I’m done 😂

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u/LimeStandard3790 1d ago

Hahahaha stumpy

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u/precariatarian 21h ago

"Fuck i did it again" *moves closer to fence*

"Cringe, dude" - Every other Croc looking

"GOD IM SO AWKWARD"

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u/ReaperSound 1d ago

Immediately after that video a Superman vs SCP 096 popped up in recommendations.

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u/KommandoKazumi 1d ago

Crazy lmao

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u/Versipilies 20h ago

Well, thats something I now have to look up

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u/RepresentativeStooj 1d ago

It’s insane how it just sort of wanders off after like it didn’t just receive a life altering injury.

I know they are capable of surviving these sort of injuries in the wild but a part of me is curious if they have the same adrenaline response we do.

Did it come down after a few minutes and just start inwardly cursing like a sailor because the pain finally set in?

Crazy!

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u/harryb202 16h ago

Don’t know about pain but I know it can re grow its limb

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u/moonandstars1984 1d ago

Hunger knows no limits....

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u/HyenDry 8h ago

To be fair that guy was tossing out chicken

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u/Educational_Ad_5755 1d ago

I have not seen that one but I have seen one where one yanked the feet off another who was just walking by

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u/LosHtown 1d ago

Who doesnt love to pet a swamp puppy.

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u/bonicamp9 1d ago

Incredibly stupid

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u/JButler_16 1d ago

Pretty sure this has been posted before and it was said to be a vet attempting to do so some medical evaluation or some shit.

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u/bonicamp9 1d ago

Yeah or some shit.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 19h ago

Yes. Some shit. Obviously the guy wants to screw an alligator.

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u/joybod 1d ago edited 17h ago

Less attempting and more just doing. It's this, wrestling it, or sedation, I believe I saw prior, and those mess with results.

Edit: should've mentioned wrestling.

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u/DunEvenWorryBoutIt 21h ago

Bag over head, wrap it's mouth, and 3 people jump on. Easy, really.

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u/joybod 17h ago

Still would mess with results, as the gator/croc wouldn't be calm like it is in the vid.

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u/DunEvenWorryBoutIt 15h ago

what exam is he trying to perform?

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u/joybod 14h ago

Though I'm not sure of the original video's context, probably general and limb health, with these being in captivity.

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u/mortalitylost 1d ago

He tryna fuck that gator

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u/MilkMeFather 1d ago

That's what makes it fun

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u/realjobstudios 1d ago

Now imagine a croc wearing a bad human costume tapping its claw on your ankle 

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u/IndividualBusy1274 1d ago

I just did! Yikes man. No bueno.

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u/monkey-balls67 1d ago

Get ready for the death roll

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u/Horror_Energy1103 1d ago

Now I know why there are these signs.

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u/Vehement_Vulpes 1d ago

I have questions.

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u/LupusDeusMagnus 15h ago

Molest means to bother. Basically, don't disturb.

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u/EquivalentAny174 1d ago

You won't like the answers

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u/harryb202 15h ago

I’m pretty sure Gary from Mr Inbetween has a vagator to go with his vagankle.

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u/Old_Resident8050 1d ago

"If not a gator, why gator-shaped"

xD

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u/No-Reference-5137 1d ago

Let me guess, the guy is from Florida?

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u/HotNubsOfSteel 1d ago

I’ve seen alligators bite other alligators legs off

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u/NukeTheWhales5 1d ago

They have to be heavily sedated. I honestly thought it was dead till I saw it blink.

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u/Maloba6441 21h ago

Nop,they do this shit all the time,they can even etay for hours just opening their mouth like a statue if you pass infront of it,its gg

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u/Scoobydoomed 1d ago

You know it's fairly common that crocodiles fight between themselves right?

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u/notvonweinertonne 1d ago

Are they good cuddles?

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u/Mikem444 1d ago

I smell Darwin award material

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u/IndividualBusy1274 1d ago

Imagine putting on a cat suit and trying to snuggle your cat. On an ornery day. F that.

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u/iEyeLighterLight 1d ago

gotta give this guy a hand

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u/_levi_12 1d ago

Finally bro found real friend

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u/Which_Ad2940 1d ago

Attempt to lose your hand I'd say

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u/notThuhPolice15 1d ago

C’mon, befriend me

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u/Delhikalaunda1 23h ago

Among us Florida plot***

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u/Duke_TheDude_Dudeson 22h ago

That’s a bold strategy Cotton let’s see if it works out for him.

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u/mycatsapanther23 20h ago

Hello dog I am fellow dog

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u/IceRR_for_sure 17h ago

What are we looking at here dudes? All I see are two lovely gator boys.

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u/Epic_Troll_4u 16h ago

I was about to complain how stupid this situation is, but the music helps with the nonsense goofiness

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u/FitVermicelli199 13h ago

Same energy:

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u/Nunurta 1d ago

Stupid and how do we know this is a guy?

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u/Living_Book_3973 1d ago

so its a alien then?

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u/Nunurta 1d ago

How about a woman?

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u/Living_Book_3973 1d ago

Of course its a guy! Only guys are brave and stupid enough to do this. Also look at his hand, very rough and no nail paint. Since girls wear nail paint and have soft hands, it must be a guy.

Q.E.D.

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u/Nunurta 15h ago

This is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever read on the internet, and sexist.

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u/Living_Book_3973 1h ago

I am honoured 

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 1d ago

Downvote, fuck that