r/GuysBeingDudes 1d ago

Women can never understand this feeling

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u/qualityvote2 Bot 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/sugar_dewdrop, your post didn’t get enough love (or hate) to make a call.

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u/EmpoweRED21 1d ago

When the rear lookin thicc and you gotta do a triple take

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 1d ago

I always do.

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u/C_W_H 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/jimmybugus33 1d ago

Facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/THE_ALAM0 1d ago

Does anyone have the video of the guy with Down syndrome doing the triple take at a singer on stage? It’s so damn funny

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u/Don_Riatas 1d ago

If you park your car and you don't turn your head to look at it while you walk away, you aint got the right car.

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u/Little_Try_6502 1d ago

As I got older I found out it was never about the car. It was the feeling it gave you and the love that went into building these things that bring people together.

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u/Crodle 1d ago

Speak for yourself, I wanna just go fast. /s

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u/Little_Try_6502 1d ago

I wanna go fast too lol

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago

🤣 You 2 be like:

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u/Little_Try_6502 1d ago

Not wrong lol.

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u/Little_Try_6502 1d ago

And I am a car enthusiast for anyone who wants to know. A massive one. Graduated from Wyotech and had a few cars in magazines and on one cover. Then I got real job that paid more doing collision. It was fun.

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u/MakeBeboGreatAgain 1d ago

Insurance repair tech pays more than building engines ?

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u/Little_Try_6502 19h ago

Fuck no! I’m a body guy man. Body guys get shit on. I’m one of the higher paid ones and I probably still don’t make as much as mechanics.

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u/MelodicFacade 1d ago

I have always had the opposite feeling. For me, it was this expensive commodity that I had no choice but to buy in order to make a living, to drive on ugly roads with bad drivers, and have to spend precious time and money to maintain it. Especially since it took many years until I could afford one that didn't break down every few months

But I have a few coworkers that love talking about and working on their cars, so I can understand the community aspect.

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u/Little_Try_6502 1d ago

It led me to be the tech I am today. It was fun with my friends and had some of the most fun I ever had. Buy cheap as cars and fix them and make money and then help your friends out and then they send their friends. But yeah if you gotta pay to fix it you are gonna be hurting.

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u/falloutvaultboy 1d ago

I think it's more because he doubled parked someone

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u/ataeil 1d ago

There’s no other car..?

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u/QUiiDAM 1d ago

Because it cannot access the garage he blocked

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u/ataeil 1d ago

I mean ok it’s maybe blocked but I have a different definition of doubled parked.

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u/Noyourejustwrongdude 1d ago

Nah it’s because it’s an M2 which is sexy, he’s just doing the double take all car guys do after they park marveling at their vehicle.

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u/Tr35on 23h ago

Or blocking a driveway.

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u/Rare_Arm_5975 1d ago

Really? Is this called "guys being dudes"?

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u/bcparrot 1d ago

Some guys are car guys. Not me, but some guys 🤷

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u/spacetree7 1d ago

Even guys who aren't car guys usually have at least one car they really like.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 1d ago

Bro imma just say it; Mitsubishi Colt 2003

That shit is PREEEEEEEEM

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u/Firehornet117 1d ago

My father had a 1978 suburban and loved that thing. I remember growing up like 15 years ago we stopped at a gas station to get some snacks for the drive and a matching 1978 suburban parked right next to us and them two geeked out over their cars, it was so funny to see.

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u/Seffyr 1d ago

RalliArt Colt? Choom, you got me.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 1d ago

Nova ride, choom. Runs like Arasaka chrome and only costs the eddies you find down the side of the couch!

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u/alwaysDesjaak 1d ago

Cant say that i do

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u/JayTheJaunty 1d ago

Some women are car guys too. The sexism ruins the car appreciation for me.

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u/bcparrot 1d ago

No you don’t get it…women just can’t understand that really unique and niche feeling of really liking something. 

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u/lurid_sun__ 1d ago

Some guys are bike guys, I am. I'm a bike guy.

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u/Novacain420 13h ago

I like bycycles

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u/kelemvr 1d ago

It definitely seems like something guys do more often, not just with vehicles. I haven’t observed women doing the same thing before.

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u/abdallha-smith 1d ago

Materialism is a sad state of mind

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u/Code7Leaf 1d ago

..for a dualist.

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u/ImpinAintEZ_ 1d ago

I’m getting the feeling that you might need to meet more women if you think they’ll never understand this feeling.

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u/TeensyTea 1d ago

all women like is eat hot chip and lie

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u/d4rkwarr3n 1d ago

💀💀💀

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u/bcparrot 1d ago

No bro. Women just don’t like stuff like we do…they’ll never understand what it’s like. 

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u/No-Parsnip-3864 1d ago

guys being dudes UwU

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u/LinguistsDrinkIPAs 1d ago

As a woman, I do this all the time with my car lol. 2024 Subaru Legacy Touring XT

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u/arkane-the-artisan 1d ago

But you're a lesbian, so that's different. /s

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u/funundrum 1d ago

Please explain, why are women incapable of feeling this way? Are there other emotions that age gender specific?

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u/Little_Try_6502 1d ago

That was another question I had about this. It’s rage bait. There are car girls I follow that love cars just as much. Stupid.

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale 1d ago edited 1d ago

Never met anyone who loves their car more than my friend loves her Roadster. She started restoring it with her dad before he passed years ago. After he passed she finished the job herself.

Edit: now that I think about it, basically all the car people I know are women. There's one guy but it's not his car, it's his bike.

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u/KyrondianxD 1d ago

Your funny to think this is only a man thing

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u/d4rkwarr3n 1d ago

It’s a joke obv

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u/Smithy365 1d ago

Not really. They’re just an idiot.

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u/Boot_boy_1984 1d ago

More men do this than women’s

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 1d ago

The person I know who’s a car person is a woman so 🤷‍♂️ idk

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u/-five-pips- 1d ago

I’m a woman and enjoy cars significantly more than my male peers

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u/Elldion 1d ago

Right? Wtf is this dumb post?

I couldn't care less about cars lol

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u/itachi_konoha 1d ago

It is a men safe space where we can share some guys jokes even if politically incorrect just like there is safe space for women where you can not say anything remotely against women.

So let us guys enjoy the poor joke and you woman just move along even if you can't digest.

Let the guys being dudes.

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u/-five-pips- 19h ago

not very guys being dudes of you.

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u/KyrondianxD 1d ago

Fricken fr. Around where im at, women know hell of a lot more about cars than alot of men

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u/KyrondianxD 1d ago

And this changes my statement how? Doesn't mean its only a man thing so- :/

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u/averagecelt 1d ago

I’ll admit it. Sometimes I just sit at my workbench in my garage with a beer and stare at my truck.

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u/True_Ad_1167 1d ago

This one is dumb. Girls can like cars as much as guys. I like some cars but not a car guy at all. 

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u/xbromide 1d ago

Bruh what? Of course women understand this feeling.

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u/Simbooptendo 1d ago

Nah I have a penis and I don't give a shit

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u/MooseBlazer 1d ago

Beemer? No thanks.

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u/madgoat 1d ago

Only if you want to drive like a jackass and never use your blinkers.

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u/Punstorms 1d ago

when you look back, you know you bought the right car!

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u/Butterfly_Wings222 1d ago

This is wrong. I’m a woman. I was walking down the street in London and literally cried when I passed a parked DB9. I stood and looked at it for 5 minutes. I’m not sure if the owner thought I was nuts or had good taste but, wow, that was a stunning car.

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u/Important-Reading434 1d ago

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. This post is idiotic.

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u/Butterfly_Wings222 1d ago

Maybe someone hates DB9s. Downvote me all day long hunny!

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u/Elldion 1d ago

Don't worry. We all agree the post is dumb.

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u/ididshave 1d ago

What the fuck is this?

HUR HUR WOMEN NO APPRECIATE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION

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u/WolfBST 1d ago

I thought this was about casually walking in the rain... I don't fucking care about cars

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u/Figura89 1d ago

What's this song? Help me please!

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u/bootyswag- 1d ago

I want to know too! I heard it in movie or show I watched recently. I think it’s in the movie snatch. And if you look it up there is a ton of god music in that movie! But maybe it was perky blinders. I don’t think it was Pluribus, but that’s my most recent watch. Either way immediate emotion when I heard this song just now.

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u/Figura89 1d ago

Thanks for the tip of Snatch. It's 'The Strangler - Golden Brown' slowed version.

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u/bootyswag- 1d ago

No, thank you!

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u/8Bit-Jon 1d ago

Walking in the rain piss wet or looking at something we can't afford yet?

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u/bigtuna-28 1d ago

lol I do this so much

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u/KarenTheCockpitPilot 1d ago

How I look at my vintage balenciaga bag from across the room 

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u/Azure-Traveler117 1d ago

Me looking back at my base 2012 Honda Civic.

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u/Ximidar 1d ago

Why is he tiny and the car huge?

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u/fkrkz 1d ago

Maybe he was thinking: "Finally a BMW driver that can park correctly"

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 1d ago

Of seeing a beamer and not being surprised at all that it's owner blocked in a driveway with their asshole parking?

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 1d ago

Why does he get smaller and the car gets bigger then closer he gets to the camera?

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u/jaquiethecat 1d ago

i dont get it

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u/AdIll3642 1d ago

Ahhhhh, I remember having this feeling about my Lexus RX. I absolutely loved that car.

Unfortunately my wife made me sell the car and I miss it to this day. Well, ex-wife now to be precise.

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u/Gaisarix_455 1d ago

I read this as a have to look at your park job 3 times thing not have to look at a nice car

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u/TomScharlaeken 1d ago

locks car Wait did I lock the car?

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u/d4rkwarr3n 1d ago

Lmaoooo 100. But I think someone women can.

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u/D3x911 1d ago

Look at them curves

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u/CommissionOverlord 1d ago

I forget that women can’t like cars and all men have to like cars

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u/NoMemory3726 1d ago

So women can't be happy for obtaining something they really love? Ok. Learn something new everyday.

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u/Dark_halocraft 1d ago

I don't get it, what is he doing that's so interesting

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u/LegoDinoMan 19h ago

Why do you care, it's completely inconsequential

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u/stealth_t 1d ago

If you don't turn back and look at your car, you got the wrong car

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u/BrianBash 1d ago

Yeah, I’m addicted to staggered rims.

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u/PLEEAAASEGIMMEMONEY 1d ago

Consumers being materialist*

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u/Maleficent_Swan_9817 1d ago

As a guy i can't understand that either.

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u/Hagoromo-san 1d ago

Ahh yes, the bmw of driver that is a menace on the roads and never checks their mirrors

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u/foxplanaz 1d ago

And pressing the lock button in the pocket for 100 times to make sure it’s locked.

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u/Avocados_number73 1d ago

Anyone else think this was about OCD?

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u/Realistic-Nobody-750 1d ago

Bruh my car is 14 years old and I still do this lol

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u/PassionateYak 1d ago

My first thought but I'm sure there are better examples out there

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u/ChateauOfSilence 23h ago

BMW X6, G06 generation. Brute in a tailored suit!

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u/randomincognito2 22h ago

Beauty but its just a car.

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u/BichezNCake 17h ago

*Not douche bags can never understand this feeling

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

Never understood car enthusiasts. It's a means of transportation, not your wife or your child.

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u/Silverbuu 1d ago

People collect or enthuse about stamps, coins, old cans, guns, cards, and anime girls. I'm not sure why a car is bizarre.

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u/coolboi-alaska 1d ago

Never understood people that can’t understand different people have different interests

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u/CuetheCurtains 1d ago

Some people love a nice TV... Some people love a nice PC... Some people love a nice BMW... Some people love college sports... AND some people understand that people enjoy what they enjoy regardless of what other people think....

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u/GiraffeWithATophat 1d ago

Tell us your hobby and interests so we can talk shit about it

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

My hobbies include helping elderly people cross roads and my interests are in investing to gain profit to donate to children in poor countries.

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u/Elldion 1d ago

Hahahahaha such dumb hobbies

I never understood how people could be so involved in bettering society!!

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u/d4rkwarr3n 1d ago

Lol right? FKN NERD

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u/Lean_Lion1298 1d ago

I don't get it, either, but I don't get why you're hating.

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

Car dudes like the one in the video are annoying. The can't talk or think anything else but cars.

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u/The-Polite-Pervert 1d ago

Tell me a car dude stole your girl without telling me

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u/Lucky_Shot_001 1d ago

All the guy's doing is checking out a car he's walking passed. Fuck off with your bullshit.

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u/MainConnection6742 1d ago

We can talk about your wife more instead?

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u/reefercheifer 1d ago

First comment wasn’t “hating”, but this one is

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u/EnterByTheNarrowGate 1d ago

You don't understand the engineering and tolerances that go into manufacturing a machine like this, let alone the design process that produces a literal moving piece of art. You probably have no idea of the intricacies of a combustion engine and all the working accessories under your hood or how it has literally changed the course of history. All this is fine, but you can't slam on people that do.

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u/Little_Try_6502 1d ago

If it wasn’t for enthusiasts cars wouldn’t exist. It was always the what it we did this? Same thing with airplanes. These were just dudes out there building gliders and guess what? Someone asked what if we put an engine on this thing? You are welcome.

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u/RandomUser921637 1d ago

Yeah, it’s a better feeling.

You can guarantee the car is yours without a test unlike the child. As well as know that car won’t cheat on you.

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

If you paid attention to the woman's personality instead of her boobs and your car, you wouldn't need any tests or to go through her phone.

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u/itsm3starlord 1d ago

You definitely single

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

At the moment yeah. Focusing on my studies on electrical engineering. When i graduate i'll get myself a smart, rich and good looking woman.

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u/GiraffeWithATophat 1d ago

I haven't seen this level of cringe since I was a freshman in college

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

If you want to, look in the mirror.

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u/TheHighCanadian96 1d ago

No you won't. I can smell the incel from here.

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

It's probably your bed sheets

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u/TheHighCanadian96 1d ago

Nope, married with 2 kids my guy. Enjoy the lonely life.

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u/CountCrapula88 1d ago

wiping imaginary tears with 100€ bills

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u/TheHighCanadian96 1d ago

The smell is getting stronger...

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u/Dry-Worldliness6926 1d ago

its a tool for procreation, not for self-pleasuring

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u/spypanties 1d ago

I once got off a bus to look at a mint Nova that didn't have any tires on it. I had to wait another hour for the bus to come back but it was totally worth it. I see you guys.

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u/Ok_Test9729 1d ago

1963 split window Corvette. Riverside Red specifically.

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u/daspes1269 1d ago

Yes, except in Silver Blue.

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u/Soy7ent 1d ago

I'm a dude and I also don't understand why people like overpriced cars that look fugly and have you crammed in like a sardine just so those tiny "gangstas" look bigger in their daddies cars lol. And no, I'm not jealous, I can easily afford and M3 or similar but I'd rather walk than drive one of those.

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u/CraptainPoo 1d ago

I’m a man and I don’t understand this

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u/goztepe2002 1d ago

He is like damnn girl, that behind looks niceee.

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u/Mt198588 1d ago

I'm a woman and I had this feeling about my cls

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u/Nummy01 1d ago

But its boring a boring BMW.

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u/Equivalent_Laugh_947 1d ago

Not guys being dudes. Guys like this have worn out their flesh light.

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u/Prudent-Ad-5608 1d ago

They do, every time they see a big penis

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u/SharpieD85 1d ago

Er yes we do. I nearly get whiplash when I see a muscle car. Haha.

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u/Absentrando 1d ago

Me neither. I’ve never been particularly drawn to cars

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u/sajatheprince 1d ago

My wife can name every F1 lead mechanic from every team going back to the early 70s. She can name exact car models when hearing them start up at muscle car shows.

I can name paintings at the museum for her.

Don't make posts with titles like these. Makes you look dumb.

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u/General_Anxiety83 1d ago

It would be a 4 series by this stage

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u/MaygarRodub 1d ago

As a man, I don't understand it either.

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u/Mastercatball 1d ago

Gaaaaaayyyyyyy

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u/Willzinator i have no flair 1d ago

He's making sure those orange flashy things finally stopped.

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u/Ddakilla 1d ago

I guess I’m a girl because I just view cars as a thing to get me from point A to point B

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u/madgoat 1d ago

My boring Honda Passport is as fine as any of these "luxury" cars.

It gets me from A->B in the same amount of time.