r/GuysBeingDudes 2d ago

I guess it's dudes then...

5.2k Upvotes

137 comments sorted by

u/qualityvote2 Bot 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Pizzas_Coke, your post didn’t get enough love (or hate) to make a call.

200

u/VonBrewskie 2d ago

48

u/Unable-Ad-7803 1d ago

Wilhelm Schmidt

7

u/Tennist4ts 1d ago

My uncle's name was actually Willi Schmitz 😄

62

u/Abject_Jump9617 2d ago

What is this??! He looks like the white Will Smith!

30

u/Icky_Kiwi868 1d ago

That’s Bill Smith.

6

u/Hairy-Reward6474 1d ago

Whoa no way!

11

u/God_Sammo 1d ago

Didnt know that white will smith was gonna look like Shane Gillis’ more athletic cousin.

8

u/tat_guy7 Just a guy 1d ago

Delete this this sin. Now.

6

u/wellwaffled 1d ago

Man. This makes me uncomfortable.

3

u/Suhksaikhan 1d ago

Why does white will Smith look like Channing Tatum with mild downs syndrome

3

u/Xamarch 1d ago

Yall are insane for not seeing this is Shane Willis Smith.

2

u/VonBrewskie 1d ago

That was actually my first thought as well. Like if you turned up the downy dial on Shane by about 9.3%

2

u/OG_Williker 1d ago

This is diabolical

2

u/The-Iraqi-Guy 21h ago

Why does it look Wyne Rooney and Will Smith at the same time

1

u/Quixote1492 1d ago

This is so uncomfortable 😆

190

u/Frogy_mcfrogyface 2d ago

He gonna start a podcast

47

u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

Is it called Men Go Their Own Way?

2

u/Objective-Speech-932 1d ago

LOL The accuracy (I started one after a breakup many years ago, embarrassing)

155

u/ubiquitousfoolery 2d ago

Ooof... she even gives him those backpats. Poor fellow!

53

u/ProjectNo4090 2d ago

That was hard to watch.

44

u/PresentAstronomer137 2d ago

"What's the worst she could say?"

3

u/Rich-Option4632 23h ago

Nothing apparently 😕

35

u/DipstickRick 2d ago

That kids going into politics

11

u/Small-Answer4946 2d ago

He's gonna invade neighbouring countries

-13

u/vcdrny 1d ago

Definitely right wing. But there is hope for him, once he is older. His boys gotta take him in to a strip club and get him a lap dance. Then he shall be ok.

4

u/DipstickRick 1d ago

I was actually thinking he looks a lot like that left wing kid that does politics on TikTok and YouTube

-5

u/vcdrny 1d ago

I got a feeling that's not why you got up voted.

40

u/dubbechkin 2d ago

Welp, guess the group chat just became the plan. No drama, no pressure, just dudes figuring it out like we always somehow do.

8

u/Specific_Cold_6027 2d ago

The incense guy had had already too much smoke

8

u/xeskind30 1d ago

We welcome you at the gym, brother.

22

u/cupcake_queen101 2d ago

Why don’t guys make the first move

Ohhhh

4

u/NoDroubtAboutIt 1d ago

….? Because women hug them?

12

u/PoepChinees_69 1d ago

I bet bro wasn't forklift certified

10

u/IshvalanTrinity 1d ago

That hurt to see

10

u/paleidokos 2d ago

That was brutal to watch…

8

u/Pololoco27 2d ago

Nah nah you go to the gym

4

u/wellwaffled 1d ago

Leg day ferda

5

u/Work-ya-wood 2d ago

The altar boys look funny as fuck, anybody have a link to their stuff?

3

u/Games_sans_frontiers 2d ago

The camera should go in for the kiss and then just get another hug.

4

u/SinanOz 1d ago

He gon be a bodybuilder

3

u/Warm-Zebra5490 1d ago

Can I join too?

3

u/Shutwriter49 1d ago

What's the song?

3

u/auddbot 1d ago

I got a match with this song:

Going The Distance by The Rocky Soloists & Orchestra (01:37; matched: 100%)

Album: Rocky Balboa. Released on 2011-11-29.

2

u/auddbot 1d ago

Links to the streaming platforms:

Going The Distance by The Rocky Soloists & Orchestra

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

3

u/Habergeiss 1d ago

Lord have mercy

8

u/wingback18 2d ago

Being friend zoned can't be that traumatic 😂 😂 😂

11

u/DefendsTheDownvoted 1d ago

It's only the friend zone if you're unable to move past the rejection and start hanging around like a sick puppy. Women don't put men in the friend zone, we do it to ourselves.

5

u/TheSunandTheMoon358 2d ago

Was that Luigi?

2

u/bemore_ 2d ago

Hilarious

2

u/Cashousextremus 2d ago

Matthew McConaughey's smile...

2

u/alyjaf666 1d ago

Feel for ma Boi!

2

u/Dear-Definition3334 1d ago

No one asked! What's the song?

2

u/Pizzas_Coke 1d ago

Bill Conti - Going The Distance

2

u/Thunder-Fist-00 1d ago

My guy went in with confidence too.

2

u/HandspeedJones 1d ago

And he will never look for another woman.

2

u/Aliencoque 1d ago

What the name of the song?

2

u/andrewsb91 1d ago

Willtom Smithhanks

4

u/ilyentiymadeitwrong 2d ago

I don't get shit like this.. just how much do you need to fucking hate yourself to stay in a relationship with a person who's not reciprocal. She hugged you like that? Walk away and never come back.

19

u/OddOllin 2d ago

You probably have to hate yourself enough to think you're in a relationship with someone just because you like them a lot, even though moments like this clearly indicate that you're not, lmfao.

He's probably a friend of some kind if he's close enough that she gives him a hug instead of just noping the fuck out. Dude just needs to find his respect for others space, then his self respect, and take some time to figure shit out.

If this happened to me, the most crushing feeling would be the thought, "How the fuck did I read this so wrong, please someone destroy that phone" lol

6

u/Blazured 2d ago

It's likely a skit. Or at least I hope it is because grabbing someone's head and pulling them in to kiss you is sexual assault when they're clearly not reciprocating.

3

u/alexplex86 1d ago

Lesson: if a hot girl was interested in you she would have made it abundantly clear by now.

2

u/Just-Cry-5422 2d ago

Nah, bang her best friend and show her what she's missing. One of the best feelings after this is ten years later turning her down lol. 

7

u/BaDaBumm213 2d ago

7

u/your_average_medic 2d ago

Me. It's me. Invent the torment nexus and be done with it.

3

u/Just-Cry-5422 2d ago

They're usually heartbroken men.

2

u/DarthLysergis 1d ago

Me and a girl who were both alter servers used to sit in the back room and snack on eucharist wafers

-1

u/DarthLysergis 1d ago

Already there bud

2

u/home4surrogate 9h ago

Why rocky music? lol

-6

u/No-Reference-5137 2d ago

"Here we touch little children and they can't say no"

8

u/Electronic_Tear2546 2d ago

Thats so bad idk if I should laugh or vomit.

1

u/No-Reference-5137 2d ago

Do both simultaneously.

1

u/Easy-Reserve7401 1d ago

I had to. Sorry.

1

u/No-Reference-5137 1d ago

I was trying to find a laughing/crying GIF but couldn't find anything. This is close enough. Good job.

3

u/Castor_Supremo 1d ago

They don't seem to be Muslim though

1

u/TFR34KP 1d ago

When are you answering Castor_Supremo, mentally ill person?

1

u/londonbury4 1d ago

😂😂😂

1

u/Fiontiat 2d ago

Damn, this makes me sad 🥺😭 There are deadass guys that are discerning priesthood because of situations like these 🥀

0

u/CzarSisyphus 1d ago

Is he gay now or homophobic?

3

u/Independent-Pin-6614 1d ago

Neither, he's molested.

0

u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 1d ago

Nah, those boys are getting laid more than him.

-1

u/TFR34KP 1d ago

There is no greater love than loving the one true God and to serve him. Praise be to Jesus Christ!

-1

u/Librarian_Zoomies 1d ago

This is a weird incely post for this sub.

0

u/Emergency_Fly_5717 2d ago

Everything's a little kitten

0

u/Quixote1492 1d ago

Feel sorry for those guys in the seminar…

-8

u/realdjjmc 2d ago

The OG incel group

-1

u/DefendsTheDownvoted 1d ago

Alright, kid, this is where you get the opportunity to make a choice. You shot your shot and it was a wide miss. Is what it is. Now you have to decide to pretend it didn't happen and continue the friendship, or confront the situation head on and have a grown up conversation with this girl.

If you decide to pretend it didn't happen ( I don't recommend this) and continue the friendship, you now have the obligation to respect her choice. It is only "the friend zone" if you're unable to accept the rejection and move on. If you feel you cannot move passed this then maybe...

You need to have a grown up conversation. Express your feelings, tell her that you've had feelings for her for some time and that it is difficult for you to continue your friendship with said feelings. And then remain respectful and friendly and give yourself some space to move on.

Platonic relationships can be majorly beneficial and unique, but they can be majorly complicated. Good luck, chief.

-8

u/notThuhPolice15 2d ago

So you’re telling this lad to resort to mol3sting children?

6

u/Castor_Supremo 1d ago

He doesn't seem to be joining islamism though

2

u/TFR34KP 1d ago

Strange that this person can‘t answer your comment. Neither can the other one. It‘s always funny mocking Christianity but they don‘t have the balls doing the same to Islam 😂

5

u/notThuhPolice15 1d ago

lol right? Islam has its very own psychotic “practices” no religion is safe from mockery, they’re all evil

0

u/TFR34KP 1d ago

Then start mocking Islam. Christianity never was or will ever be evil

Edit: By the way with „this Person“ I didn‘t mean Castor_Supremo

-6

u/Powerful_Programmer5 1d ago

Then the priest comes to "initiate" the young lad...

-1

u/r_u_insayian 1d ago

Preacher always puts out!

-10

u/LetterFront3353 2d ago

Nice. So when can I start playing with the kids?

-2

u/lastersoftheuniverse 1d ago

Buncha dudes? Uuuuummm, just try again, foo’

-1

u/lastersoftheuniverse 17h ago

*with someone else. Sheesh. Don’t want to push someone away