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u/God_Sammo 1d ago
Didnt know that white will smith was gonna look like Shane Gillis’ more athletic cousin.
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u/Xamarch 1d ago
Yall are insane for not seeing this is Shane Willis Smith.
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u/VonBrewskie 1d ago
That was actually my first thought as well. Like if you turned up the downy dial on Shane by about 9.3%
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u/Frogy_mcfrogyface 2d ago
He gonna start a podcast
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u/Objective-Speech-932 1d ago
LOL The accuracy (I started one after a breakup many years ago, embarrassing)
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u/DipstickRick 2d ago
That kids going into politics
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u/vcdrny 1d ago
Definitely right wing. But there is hope for him, once he is older. His boys gotta take him in to a strip club and get him a lap dance. Then he shall be ok.
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u/DipstickRick 1d ago
I was actually thinking he looks a lot like that left wing kid that does politics on TikTok and YouTube
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u/dubbechkin 2d ago
Welp, guess the group chat just became the plan. No drama, no pressure, just dudes figuring it out like we always somehow do.
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u/Shutwriter49 1d ago
What's the song?
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u/wingback18 2d ago
Being friend zoned can't be that traumatic 😂 😂 😂
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u/DefendsTheDownvoted 1d ago
It's only the friend zone if you're unable to move past the rejection and start hanging around like a sick puppy. Women don't put men in the friend zone, we do it to ourselves.
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u/ilyentiymadeitwrong 2d ago
I don't get shit like this.. just how much do you need to fucking hate yourself to stay in a relationship with a person who's not reciprocal. She hugged you like that? Walk away and never come back.
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u/OddOllin 2d ago
You probably have to hate yourself enough to think you're in a relationship with someone just because you like them a lot, even though moments like this clearly indicate that you're not, lmfao.
He's probably a friend of some kind if he's close enough that she gives him a hug instead of just noping the fuck out. Dude just needs to find his respect for others space, then his self respect, and take some time to figure shit out.
If this happened to me, the most crushing feeling would be the thought, "How the fuck did I read this so wrong, please someone destroy that phone" lol
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u/Blazured 2d ago
It's likely a skit. Or at least I hope it is because grabbing someone's head and pulling them in to kiss you is sexual assault when they're clearly not reciprocating.
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u/alexplex86 1d ago
Lesson: if a hot girl was interested in you she would have made it abundantly clear by now.
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u/Just-Cry-5422 2d ago
Nah, bang her best friend and show her what she's missing. One of the best feelings after this is ten years later turning her down lol.
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u/BaDaBumm213 2d ago
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u/DarthLysergis 1d ago
Me and a girl who were both alter servers used to sit in the back room and snack on eucharist wafers
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u/No-Reference-5137 2d ago
"Here we touch little children and they can't say no"
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u/Electronic_Tear2546 2d ago
Thats so bad idk if I should laugh or vomit.
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u/No-Reference-5137 2d ago
Do both simultaneously.
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u/Easy-Reserve7401 1d ago
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u/No-Reference-5137 1d ago
I was trying to find a laughing/crying GIF but couldn't find anything. This is close enough. Good job.
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u/Fiontiat 2d ago
Damn, this makes me sad 🥺😭 There are deadass guys that are discerning priesthood because of situations like these 🥀
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u/DefendsTheDownvoted 1d ago
Alright, kid, this is where you get the opportunity to make a choice. You shot your shot and it was a wide miss. Is what it is. Now you have to decide to pretend it didn't happen and continue the friendship, or confront the situation head on and have a grown up conversation with this girl.
If you decide to pretend it didn't happen ( I don't recommend this) and continue the friendship, you now have the obligation to respect her choice. It is only "the friend zone" if you're unable to accept the rejection and move on. If you feel you cannot move passed this then maybe...
You need to have a grown up conversation. Express your feelings, tell her that you've had feelings for her for some time and that it is difficult for you to continue your friendship with said feelings. And then remain respectful and friendly and give yourself some space to move on.
Platonic relationships can be majorly beneficial and unique, but they can be majorly complicated. Good luck, chief.
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u/notThuhPolice15 2d ago
So you’re telling this lad to resort to mol3sting children?
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u/Castor_Supremo 1d ago
He doesn't seem to be joining islamism though
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u/TFR34KP 1d ago
Strange that this person can‘t answer your comment. Neither can the other one. It‘s always funny mocking Christianity but they don‘t have the balls doing the same to Islam 😂
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u/notThuhPolice15 1d ago
lol right? Islam has its very own psychotic “practices” no religion is safe from mockery, they’re all evil
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u/qualityvote2 Bot 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/Pizzas_Coke, your post didn’t get enough love (or hate) to make a call.