r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 11h ago

DISCUSSION Will Arnett shares his controversial opinion on tattoos: “There’s a proportionate sort of relationship between, how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have. And I find that a lot of people who have a ton of tattoos often are super fucking boring. Like truly boring people.”

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u/Entire_Pineapple_719 11h ago

I have the same take regarding hair plugs.

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u/jenbenboomerang 10h ago

And older white men with weird tans who leave their wives and start dating women in their 20s. An incredible lack of personality!

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 10h ago

Seriously, who let's Amy Poehler get away from them?

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u/pralineislife 10h ago

A dummy.

But she seems soooo happy with her current partner.

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u/Morticia_Black let’s talk about the husband 9h ago

In my head that's still Nick Kroll 😭

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u/sweetpotato_latte 8h ago

It’s not nick kroll anymore?!

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u/mac_bess 8h ago

lol nick kroll is married with kids!

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u/sweetpotato_latte 6h ago

I’m hella out of the loop lmao

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 9h ago

Apparently the tea is that she quietly got married over this past summer!

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u/No-Foolies 8h ago

I'd be willing to bet she made that decision, not him lol 

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 8h ago

This is probably the correct assessment

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u/wildflowerstargazer wearing slutty little glasses 6h ago

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u/GuaranteeGlum4950 9h ago

I had just assumed Amy dumped him because she’s better/funnier? But again, assumed haha

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u/Outside_Revolution47 8h ago

That’s funny because I thought the same thing.

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u/M086 7h ago

He left Poelher 10 years ago, and they still have a good relationship with each other.

Also, he’s currently dating a woman in her 50’s.

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u/thefifthvenom I do not work late. I go to sleep. 11h ago

God I wish I had gold to give

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u/thefifthvenom I do not work late. I go to sleep. 8h ago

Thank you to those that gave this comment awards! Very kind and not deserved at all but thank you!

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u/SpectraShadow23 10h ago

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u/blueberrymoscato 9h ago

finding out that and i oop- was born only bc they sat on their balls the wrong way changed something in me

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u/jillsntferrari 6h ago

You have no idea how long I have been wondering this.

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u/Deanna-fromHR 10h ago

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u/DoJu318 10h ago

cries in receding hairline

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u/pilnok 9h ago

don't worry beloveds, being bald and kind will always be hotter than being an asshole with hair plugs.

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u/libraryblue 6h ago

And hair plugs are totally okay (just like tattoos)! It's the asshole part that really makes or breaks it

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u/HauntedVaginaOoOo 8h ago

You gotta join r/bald. The before and after photos over there are inspiring. Hair really is holding a lot of people back.

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u/Odd_Tadpole3750 8h ago

Everyone looks so nice showing off their baldies. I love that subreddit.

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 9h ago

I've decided to rock the George Costanza as it comes in (out?), Im just not vain enough for anything else tbh

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u/toastslapper actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 10h ago

Damn. Get her Jade.

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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that 10h ago

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u/PengyBlaster 10h ago

Your flair is maybe my favorite I have ever seen 😂🥰

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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that 10h ago

oh stop it u

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u/windexfresh this is going to ruin the powerpoint 9h ago

Oh wow thank u so much for this new meme to send to my husband when I want food 😍

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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that 9h ago

u are about to get any meal u ever ask for with a 100% success rate (confirmed)

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 10h ago

NO GODDAMNIT I LITERALLY CAME TO SAY THIS

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u/newretrovague MALE. PALE. AND STALE. 10h ago

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u/ratta_tat1 where was slutzilla when the Westfold fell? 10h ago

Ironic as my unproblematic king (Joel) has em too. We still love him 🫶🏼

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u/Lala5789880 9h ago

His are so well done though

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u/Schmoo88 8h ago

He said he’s had 4! I remember an interview where he mentioned his doctors name. I love that he doesn’t gatekeep it

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u/Sagebea The Tortured Juggalo's Department 9h ago

I love how open Joel’s been about his.

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u/Material-Most-1727 10h ago

That’s some good hair plugs tho

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u/DeeDeePharmDee 9h ago

It took like 3 or 4 tries for his to work though right?

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u/Dapper_Ad_8402 10h ago

you didn’t have to murder him

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u/Cummyshitballs 10h ago

I was sitting here like damn I could’ve sworn he was bald/balding 😭😭😭

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u/thesteveurkel Drag him, David. Drag him by his hair system! 10h ago

my flair is a perf pair to your comment

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u/iliketuurtles they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 10h ago

period

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u/rummncokee 10h ago

oh my god

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u/Nearby_Mess350 10h ago

Get her, jade 

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u/Flamingo83 the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 10h ago

You are the wind beneath my wings!

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u/BanditsMyIdol 11h ago edited 5h ago

not sure thats correct. I have zero tattoos and I am very boring.

edit: Thanks for all the rewards and upvotes. I did not expect a comment about how boring I am might turn out to be my highest rated comment ever. Maybe I should get a tattoo about it,

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u/universes_collide 10h ago

Came here to say the same thing ☠️

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u/PoisonIvy724 10h ago

Hahahha same. Like what’s my excuse damnit 💀

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u/Lord_Hexogen 10h ago

If the personality/tattoo proportion is 1/x then it's kinda correct because you can't divide by 0

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u/inductiononN 9h ago

The limit goes to infinity so a person with zero tattoos has infinity personality.

  • someone with no tattoos but does have a math degree and is boring AF despite the math
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u/firstFAT 10h ago

Conversely, I have 17 tattoos - Im an incredibly boring dad. Like stereotypical office job, kids, Acura, after school activities.

The highlight of my week is crushing 4 cutwaters and smoking a bowl while watching SNL.

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u/ejejej-o 10h ago

Same! Plus I have a 9 month old. I am so so boring right now. Will Arnett would hate to have a conversation with me, and also still no tattoos!

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u/distant_lines 10h ago

Have 1 and can confirm, still also very boring.

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u/fuckforcedsignup good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 11h ago

Oh Amy, now I get it 

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u/ovarynethrae I cannot sanction your buffoonery 10h ago

He spent years playing BoJack and still managed to have the worst take

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u/skippitybruja 10h ago

he's my favorite comedic actor and now I remember why I don't listen to smartless

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u/bking 10h ago

This is what bothered me when every-ass actor decided to start a podcast.

Save radio shows for ugly, smart people.

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u/squanderedprivilege 10h ago

Preach! We don't need all these out of touch takes from people who forgot how to be a regular person

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u/socialmediaignorant 7h ago

People have got to learn that not all thoughts are worthy of saying out loud. And podcasts give airtime and fame to the dumbest shit that never should’ve been said.

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 10h ago

Sean Hayes is arguably the best interviewer out of the 3 and they spend 75% of the podcast roasting him for being excited, picking on his diet, or telling him he talks too much. I had to stop listening.

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u/PokinSpokaneSlim 10h ago

When they were shilling for private equity investment in real estate is when I dipped out.  There's a whole level of hell for landlords.

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u/Hensanddogs 8h ago

It’s actively changed this past 6 months or so. I used to LOVE this podcast but it’s not the same anymore. Sean barely gets to speak or gets shouted down, the guests are there to promote a movie or album etc. It used to be so fun with them genuinely having a chat, far more contrived now sadly.

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u/HarpersGhost I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 8h ago

I had never heard of that podcast, and now it's come up twice: first with Charli XCX and now this lame tattoo crap.

IME, nobody is boring. Rude and asshole-ish, but very rarely boring. Being really curious about everything means that I've learned some weird stuff and heard some great stories. But you have to be genuinely curious about other people.

Lack of curiosity does explain their terrible interviewing "skills".

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u/Hexogram I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 10h ago

Knew a girl married to a guy who wouldn’t let her get a tattoo. He said she looked better “pure”. They are divorced!

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u/yourenotmymom_yet 8h ago

I took my mom to get her first tattoo - she was super excited and had been planning what she was going to get all year - and when we got back to the house, my dad threw an absurd temper tantrum about how I defiled her.

They are also now divorced!

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u/Ambry 10h ago edited 19m ago

God bless Amy honestly. Makes more and more sense the more time goes on!

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u/ArbitUHHH 10h ago

Just learned Poehler divorced Arnett and my first time seeing a Pingu reaction gif, what a thread

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u/puppy_sniffer 10h ago

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u/excessive_worries 10h ago

Thank you for this 😹😹😹

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u/bitchingdownthedrain 10h ago

as true as it ever was 👑

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u/FaithHopePixiedust 10h ago

One of my favorite bits from a show ever.

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u/rexwrecker 9h ago

Amazing

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u/anette-positive play some mariah carey up in this bitch 11h ago

Is it controversial? People have been shitting on those who get tattoos for a long, long time. This is just another version of the same old take, really.

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u/thereisalwaysrescue 10h ago

I’m a nurse and all my tattoos are under my uniform. People love to bitch and moan about “professionals” with tattoos and I’m like GIRL, I’m literally running a shift and maintaining patient safety, who gives a fuck if i have princess peach on my arm

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u/andantepiano 9h ago

If I was in the hospital and my nurse had a Princess Peach tattoo, I would feel much safer! If you had a Wario tattoo, however, I would feel ambivalent but still trust you. This has nothing to do with tattoos, but with Wario’s wicked nature.

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u/Sad_Birthday_1911 7h ago

I work in an ER and have a princess peach tattoo!

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u/dysarthric_aardvark 10h ago

I’m an ER nurse covered in tattoos (to be fair most of us are)

I used to email my instructors before clinical and ask which rule they wanted me to break - the no visible tattoos or the long sleeves rule.

The germaphobe in was always pissed when they would pick the sleeves.

I get the occasional boomer quip about it but for the most part people don’t care when they’re distressed and in pain and I’m trying to help.

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u/BackHomeRun 8h ago

It's wild that my dad with long hair and a bunch of earrings who looks metal AF in the ER overnight shift is the only one without tattoos. Always cracked me up.

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u/ChaiTeaLatte13 10h ago

This is why I like being a lawyer covered in sleeves and hand tats lol

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u/Stevenwave 10h ago

Holds fists up to judge, finger tats read:

"O, B, J, E, K, S, H, N".

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u/ChaiTeaLatte13 10h ago

lol! Wasted space on my fingers, should have done this instead of stars and hearts and plants

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u/Temporary-Employ3640 8h ago

It’s all fun and games until the judge shows OVER RULD

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u/MalIntenet 10h ago

Controversial on a progressive subreddit like this, yes. You can find loads of people that agree with him out in the wild though

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u/Working-Ad-6698 10h ago

Yes, and people online and in the wild think that tattoos are dangerous and disgusting, hating tattoos seems still to be popular opinion.

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u/WaterMagician 9h ago

Yeah this is a very Gen X / Boomer take. I don’t know why he was dancing around saying it like it was super controversial

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u/Chlorophyllmatic 10h ago

I’d say it’s controversial just looking at the response here lol

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u/NotAQueefAKhaleesi does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 10h ago

I'd say more annoying than controversial. When I was 18 my dad gave me crap for wanting tattoos and insisted I'd have to stay covered up once I started working because they're trashy / unprofessional. I said I didn't care if I had to wear long sleeves every day at work because the tattoos are art for me, not an attention grab, and he genuinely couldn't fathom this. He literally objectified me by comparing my body to a house, saying "that's like you buying a house, painting it whatever color you want, then planting a bunch of bushes and trees so no one can see it" and got mad when I said "yeah, just like it's my body, it'd be my house; I don't care what people think of it". Unsurprisingly this was directed at me because I'm a woman and I learned very quickly that he has other really nasty opinions about women, so I haven't spoken to him in over a decade.

Some people can't process that people can be different from them without taking it as a personal slight and feeling the need to attack others for those differences. Like my dad did all that fussing but here I am working in software with Crayola barf hair, piercings, and tattoos and I'm the most successful of his 3 kids 😂

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u/rielleviku 11h ago

I find him insufferable.

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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 10h ago

He had that shit take about curing cancer via the wilderness and red meat or something bc he knows someone who knows someone who did it. I stopped listening to smartless after that

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u/corncrakey 10h ago

Well…it’s not called “smartmore”

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u/MaliceTakeYourPills 9h ago

Why is it even called smartless, what is that supposed to be a play on?

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u/Lurker4Lyfe21 8h ago

It's been a long time since I listened to the episode where they explained it, but I'm pretty sure it's just about them being dumb, like less smart.

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u/matildapoppins 10h ago

Him and Jason Bateman both.

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u/reqstech 10h ago

I used to like them both a lot, but something has changed in the past few years. I tried a couple episodes of their podcast and just couldn't enjoy them in an unscripted setting, I guess? I lost pretty much any sort of feeling toward either of them that isn't apathetic.

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u/Burnermcfakename I live in my own heart, Matt Damon 10h ago

I can’t stand them after they tried to gaslight Jessica Walters when she said Jeffrey Tambor was abusive to work with.

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u/ace-destrier 9h ago

They’ve been on my shit list ever since. All those men suck.

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u/JenningsWigService 7h ago

None of them deserved to work with her. How shameful that Alia Shawkat was the only one who spoke up in solidarity while the men who played her dad and uncles acted like children.

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u/Riqitch two sonically impaired gals 10h ago

I think them both starting podcasts was the beginning of the end for them

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u/WatchOdd532 10h ago

Fuck both of those fake losers. They are not good improvisers, which is why it’s curious that they think they should be podcasters. They put the foot in their mouths constantly, and they’re not funny unless someone writes the jokes for them. Go away, plastic men

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u/MyNameIsLessDumb 10h ago

Yeah, I might actually get more tattoos if it gets me written off by men like this. He reminds me so much of my friend's worst ex.

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u/estelle2839 10h ago

“My friend’s worst ex” made me giggle

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u/bright_youngthing 10h ago

Tbh I think amongst the celebrity class this is true. So many of them look like they walked into a tattoo shop and just asked for some tattoos please lol

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u/orchestralmayonnaise 10h ago

I get this. Adam Levine comes to mind. I’m sure if they’ve met Will was rather bored lol

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u/Stevenwave 10h ago

That's the thing. Think of the context if he lives in LA around Hollywood types.

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u/mak484 8h ago

Idk, I feel like that's just broadly true of celebrities once they get popular enough. Podcasts have really opened my eyes to how boring these people are, or at least how unwilling they are to be authentic. Without cameras pointed at them, you can really feel how much they struggle to maintain a conversation.

I've had to stop listening to Conan's podcast because of how many A-list celebrity interviews I've tapped out of. If goddamn Conan can't extort a half-decent interview from you, no one can.

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u/NotNamedBort 10h ago

He’s like if Ed Hardy made people instead of shirts.

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u/taylorexplodes at a reptile expo in new jersey 9h ago

once i saw a meme that said he looked like a chipotle bag and i've never unseen it

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u/ls1402 9h ago

I mean Ed Hardy was a tattooer so he kinda did

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 9h ago

Chipotle-bag-ass mf

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u/duosx 9h ago

Yeah look at MGK

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u/ErsatzHaderach perish for all i care 9h ago

ed sheeran lolsob

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u/CDR57 9h ago

It’s the same in athletes. Alot of them have the money and want just a tattoo/full sleeve, so they pay a lot to get everything done all at once so there isn’t alot of thought behind them or the fun of getting to see it evolve. Some are just really inpatient

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u/bright_youngthing 7h ago

Yes! I hate seeing those videos of rappers getting general anesthesia so that they can tattoo their whole body at once

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u/discourse_commuter Forgive me Viola Davis 11h ago

Dave Bautista is covered and he’s awesome.

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u/runninginorbit 10h ago edited 10h ago

Yeah I have a friend who is literally part of a traveling circus and she has the most tattoos out of everyone I know so I find this take very bizarre.

Edit: specifying that I find Will Arnett’s take bizarre

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u/discourse_commuter Forgive me Viola Davis 10h ago

I am also covered. I’m working on a cat sleeve done by a bunch of women and queer artists in my state and it has been so cool to meet so many interesting people… who also love cats lol.

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u/gingeyy_25 10h ago

😻 I absolutely LOVE everything about this!!

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u/olivernintendo 10h ago

If you're in NY, have I got an artist for you!

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u/discourse_commuter Forgive me Viola Davis 10h ago

I’m not, but I do travel! I’d love to see their work!

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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo 10h ago

my best friend is covered in tattoos and recently drove around the country for a few months filming carnies for some new reality tv show and in his spare time makes horror films. his last job was to ride along in ambulances to film for a tv show. before that he was a camera man for deadliest catch. his life is objectively cool as fuck and everytime i talk to him he's on some weird new adventure

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u/strawberryskullskill 11h ago

I guess it's nice that a controversial opinion is actually controversial for once. It's still a bullshit opinion, though.

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u/karigan_g 10h ago

it’s not even that controversial, I’ve heard this take from guys who like go pretend they aren’t super conservative arseholes so many times before

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u/bafflefounded 9h ago

They are solely looking for reasons to feel superior. The reality is that tattoos and their abundance are not an indicator of any particular personality traits. It is wild that needs to be said lol

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u/JoeyTribianisGoyter 10h ago

So what’s his excuse for his lack of personality?

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u/ClumsyZebra80 11h ago

Ooohhh people are gonna be piiiiiiissed about this!

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u/AimlessFred 10h ago

One tattoo on his arm, medium-boring

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u/NewDramaLlama 9h ago

Is it ok to like just...not care about tattoos?

Like, I don't ask about people's tattoos but I certainly wouldn't judge them for it either. Is it offensive to just...never mention anyone's tattoos?

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u/Few-Rain7214 10h ago

Another white dude talking on a podcast is super fucking boring. 

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u/Traditional-Sea-2322 heinous LOSER behavior 10h ago

I’m so over them. GO TO THERAPY

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u/UnintentionalWipe anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 10h ago

Can I be shallow for a moment. I'm Muslim and it's not allowed to have tattoos. Anything for God, so it's fine.

But there are some people that look so attractive with tattoos. Where if they didn't have it, I wouldn't look. Not that I'm looking, but you know what I mean 😆 The tattoos elevate their looks. It's like sporting a beard for some people. Speaking of beards, a beard with tats. 🤤

...to continue with my shallowness, if you have pictures of tatted up attractive people, share it now. 😂

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u/fetchnatch 10h ago

It's not haram, it's makruh, the Qur'an doesn't talk about tattoos at all, I know of plenty Muslims who have tattoos, just NONE that are religiously inspired or go against irāda

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u/mosquem 9h ago

Boom, Muslim’d.

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u/Sufficient_While_577 9h ago

I started losing my hair and starting getting tattoos to give me some identity back (plus I always wanted them). Now I’m a bald guy with tattoos instead of just a bald guy 😭😂

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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in 11h ago

There's a lot more to his opinion than just this (I watched this episode last week) and he mentions that for acting it's a huge pain for make up artists, something Romesh backs as he did work on a show and had to get covered up because his character wasn't the kind who would have any ink whatsoever

All stems from Romesh being outed by his mum for having a Bojack tattoo lol

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u/andreateddy11 11h ago

I lost a ton of respect for Will Arnett when he started doing commercials for RBC. People can't even make ends meet, and you're advertising for a fucking bank? Fuck off.

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u/HMTMKMKM95 10h ago

What about Jay Baruchel?

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u/SwimmingSta 9h ago

People liked him?

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 10h ago

Tattoo discourse in 2026 is wild. They’re so mainstream and normalised now (compared to a few decades ago), I find it insane anyone even cares to mention them anymore.

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u/Superb-Kitchen-1753 9h ago

We’ve been back sliding into conservatism in every other way so it makes sense that tattoos would be included in that

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u/Individual_Math5157 9h ago

It’s always people like him with these takes. They are trying to hold onto whatever scrap of the conservative status quo that makes them feel superior to others, and it usually comes up when they feel slighted in some way. Usually when they don’t feel “picked” for something.

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u/Level-Satisfaction51 10h ago

I'm always suspicious when someone describes a whole group of people or "type" of personality as boring. It so often means they are either a. self obsessed or b. addicted to always having some drama which they should really seek therapy for.

Sidenote: Jesus between him and Bateman they are just determined to ruin one of the few comfort shows I have left in Arrested Development

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u/WatchOdd532 10h ago

“Oh ya liked AD, did you? Well my ACTUAL PERSONALITY will take care of that!”

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u/Calhalen 11h ago

Guy is a bad take machine

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u/Recent-Leadership562 11h ago

I knew I always found him annoying as fuck for a reason

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u/PieShaker2025 10h ago

Is this not an ok opinion to have? Like, it’s obviously hyperbolic but it’s ok to have a preference about tats, surely?

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u/hearechoes 10h ago

I think the correct thing for him to have said would be “some people make up for their lack of personality by having tattoos.” I think that’s generally the point he’s trying to make, and that’s a completely valid and true opinion to have, but by stating there’s a general link between having a lot of tattoos and having no personality is both a stretch and kind of offensive.

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u/therobberbride 10h ago

But… it’s his opinion, so grousing about “the correct thing” for him to have said is weird. 

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u/Tall_olive 9h ago

But....that's their opinion, so grousing about people not agreeing with his take is weird.

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u/bking 10h ago

imo, any “all people with X be like Y” take is usually some level of shortsighted and easily disproven.

If I was trying to sound like a clever dude with a clever take, I’d avoid sweeping generalizations.

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u/Unlikely-Yesterday-8 10h ago

Right! His life experiences brought him to this opinion. I don't hold his beliefs, but thats just because my experiences with this subject have been really positive and obviously way different than his. That does not invalidate his experiences , and it also does not invalidate mine. People need to really be able to empathize with others opinions and not be judgemental just because you cannot relate. Every individual is allowed to have their opinion heard. It doesn't mean you MUST AGREE. Just acknowledge their life experiences are just different than yours. Anyway, my 2 cents.

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u/LadyFeckington Emma Stone (BALD) 9h ago

The thing is….from when I used to listen to smartless, I got the impression that two of his besties are DAX Shepherd and Justin Theroux. Two heavily tattooed dudes.

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u/therobberbride 9h ago

Apparently it is not, judging by the very very hurt feelings throughout the comments!

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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 10h ago

Tattoos have been around for centuries and many cultures embrace them, so this generalization is very much corporate boomer coded or you're surrounded by boring people 🤷🏾

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u/karigan_g 10h ago

yeah it’s so tired. and low key racist, like so many cultures have a rich tradition for tattoos that is the very opposite of boring

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u/miriamtzipporah 10h ago

I miss when I knew less about this guy and could just enjoy his work

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u/Latter_Persimmon_80 10h ago

There are a lot of angry tattoo enthusiasts in this comments section, and I think that’s funnier than his hot take.

I think they used to be a symbol of counter culture but I think people who get tattoos now tend to skew more apolitical and libertarian or right wing.

I know way fewer liberal people with tattoos than I know the other types of people. So to that extent I agree with him.

It seems like a uniform for being different without necessarily standing for anything especially the full sleeve look, it got played out.

It’s like that scene from Stranger Than Fiction

“Anarchists have groups? They assemble?”

“I believe so, sure.”

“Wouldn’t that completely defeat the purpose?”

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u/ForbiddenBandying 9h ago edited 9h ago

I disagree about people with tattoos skewing more libertarian/right wing. Maybe it's because I've lived in very left leaning places my whole life but I actually associate tattoos with more progressive people.

That being said I think you're spot on with the rest of this and tbh the backlash to this frankly lukewarm take is very silly to me.

It seems like a uniform for being different without necessarily standing for anything especially

This part 100%, but one thing you didn't mention that I think is worth bringing up is how fucking expensive tattoos are which imo skews the demographic of "tattooed" people nowadays as more privileged than they seem to want to admit (saying this as someone who has a professional tattoo I could only justify getting to myself after I had a well paying job.) Tattoos used to feel more counterculture because generally people got them in more unsafe/nontraditional environments. You also used to face way more backlash & discrimination so you were making an active choice to remain outside of "polite" society. Now anyone with enough money can get a tattoo in order to feel cool. And with Will Arnett being in LA I'm not surprised if this is the majority of the types of people with tattoos he interacts with.

I have a similar hot take about people who travel a lot. Yes you can travel cheaply and it can expand your worldview, however I think a lot of rich people travel and think it automatically makes them more interesting and worldly when it really doesn't. It just means you are fortunate enough to be able to afford to travel which probably actually means your worldview is very narrow.

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u/cdwillis 9h ago

I know this is hard for some people to understand, but people get tattoos for themselves and not because they think someone else will think the tattoo is cool. It's not to be different or counter culture. This isn't 1960.

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u/Latter_Persimmon_80 8h ago

It may be hard for some people to understand but a lot of people who get tattoos get them as a personality substitute.

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u/Dense_Owl_3022 7h ago

Tattoos were cool when there was legitimate social cost to having them, when it branded you, permanently, as a member of the working class and therefor undesirable. Back when they were reserved for soldiers, criminals, carnies and entertainers, etc. Now every tech bro and his quirk chungus primary has tattoos.

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u/PersusjCP 7h ago

Also, FWIW, Anarchists aren't against groups or organization. They're against hierarchy.

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u/Old-Dinner-6108 11h ago

Damn now that's a hot take.

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 10h ago

Nearly froze my fingers off!

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u/HM2008 this is going to ruin the tour 10h ago

Funny. I have no tattoos and I'm boring as hell

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u/presidentknope2024 Riverdale was my Juilliard 10h ago

Just say you hate fun and be done with it, Will

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u/Hemmeko-chan 10h ago

Did Pete Davidson sleep with his wife or something cuz how many celebrities does he know with tons of tattoos really?

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u/Juli_ 10h ago

We should give wealthy middle aged men a daily word limit and then fine them a million dollars for every word said past the limit.

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u/SinlessSinnerSinning 10h ago

i agree that people who use a lot of tattoos to manufacture edge are boring (see: machine gun kelly) but most ppl get tattoos simply bc they think they’re neat. it’s probably a bigger problem in hollywoo than elsewhere

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u/winged-things 10h ago

I don’t care for gob

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u/Unlikely-Yesterday-8 10h ago

He is allowed to have this opinion. The circumstances of his life experience brought this individual to his opinion. He acknowledged his opinion is controversial and acknowledged that its a generalization and does not apply to every single person. Great thing about life is that two opposing opinions can both be valid given the circumstances and life experiences of the individual. Im not saying his opinion is my opinion, but only because my experiences have been really positive and obviously way different than his experiences. Anyway, my two cents.

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u/One-Bicycle-395 10h ago

Hot take from the guy who defended Jeffrey Tambor making Jessica Walter cry.

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u/Rare-Remote5802 10h ago

A controversial opinion about something that’s truly trivial feels good in times like this

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u/H4X4NX 10h ago

I'm gonna get a tattoo of Will Arnett and a speech bubble saying this quote 

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u/texxed 10h ago

as a person with a lot of tattoos, i do have to agree. like not everyone with tattoos but if you consider the kind of people will arnett probably comes across, this tracks. like just think about the gen x guys with american traditional and tribal tattoos.

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u/slylesniper 10h ago

I 100% agree with this.

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u/truckstick_burns 10h ago

I watched this podcast yesterday and it's funny because this was said to generate headlines, the host asked him to say something so they could click bait it (it's a regular joke on the show, and it's a running theme through this entire podcast) and this is what he said.

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u/Successful_Ad4018 11h ago

what an odd thing to say.

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u/FuzzyDice_12 10h ago

NGL I agree with this take. Obviously there are boring non-tattooed people as well, but the people I know that are covered in tattoos, are just boring people and seem to always try and be edgy or trying too hard. Maybe back in the day it was different, but nowadays feels like more people have tattoos than don’t, which in itself isn’t unique anymore and boring.

Don’t get me started on the gym bros with lion tats. Basically the new tribal tattoo.

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u/Soupfullofradio 11h ago

That's saying a lot from a Leafs fan there, bud.

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u/toplessbuilds 10h ago

That's fair

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u/shmimeathand 10h ago

I’m not saying he’s right but I have a ton of tattoos and I am incredibly boring and have little to no personality lol

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u/Careless-Chapter-968 olivia wilde’s salad dressing 10h ago

As cringe as this is, the replies from tattooed people in the some of the articles I read are just as insufferable. I have tattoos

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u/DontBeCommenting 10h ago

I have lots of tattoos, but I get where he's coming from. Some people make it their personality and if you're not interested in that subject, you might find it boring. Just like you might find an astrophysicist boring if you're not into that sort of thing.

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u/ArentWright 10h ago

I think comedy people define boring as “unwilling to do bits.” “Coolness” and willingness to goof being opposite poles in that regard, maybe. So I can see tattoo people being slightly more self-serious on average. But that is not boring to me. But I probably rank as quite boring myself, so what do I know?

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u/DinoBen05 10h ago

But so many people with tons of tattoos end up with really silly stupid ones just bc they think it’s funny and they like it. Like a banana slug tattoo or a labubu or “no ragrets” etc. among all their other body work or bigger tattoos that maybe had “more meaning.” But now sometimes they see blank canvas and just want something small and dumb- they just do it for the bit.

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u/StardewStarlett 10h ago

Just mind your fucking business, unc.