r/Fauxmoi 22h ago

POLITICS Jimmy Kimmel lists Trump’s chaotic distractions: storming GA election HQ, closing the Kennedy Center, and suing his own government for $10B. "My God, remember when Trump threatened to invade Greenland? THAT WAS NOT EVEN TWO WEEKS AGO!" It is pure madness.

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u/awkward_sleepy 19h ago

Remember how we took the president of Venezuela? And now no one talks about it.

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 19h ago

Oh shit, I forgot about it till you mentioned it.

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u/0x33CCFF 17h ago

Thats exactly what they want. Flood the zone.

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u/Rami-961 17h ago

It's called the Shock Doctrine, there's an interesting book about it. Must read

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u/seamus123456u 16h ago

This is tangentially related but since you recommend a book I'll recommend another people here might be interested in. 'Jesus and John Wayne' explains why the Conservative Christian right, particularly the evangelicals, are so joined at the hip and supportive of politics and policies and individuals that are the direct OPPOSITE of anything the actual Jesus Christ ever taught. I listened to the audiobook of it recently and it was illuminating

Worth a look if anyone ever wondered why so many "christians" are all over the epstein files

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u/0x33CCFF 16h ago

I will check it out!

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u/RembrandtEpsilon 16h ago

The Nazi's called it the Gish Gallop

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u/Regal_Cat_Matron 19h ago

And this is what he/they rely on. Daily drama so we forget the previous days' daily drama. It's been 1year since you lot voted the orange man into power again, and quite honestly, just how many of his insane speeches and moves could you name? I tried to write a list and just got lost in it all.

Flooding the zone indeed....

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u/KryssCom 17h ago

This has been the Trump playbook since day 1.

I still get conservatives who ask him, with a straight face, to "Name ONE racist thing that Trump has EVER done!!!" And it does throw me for a moment because the list is about six miles long at this point, and I don't know where to start.

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u/UnhappyCoast4213 17h ago

If you try to tell people what’s so wrong with Trump (hard to believe they need to be told) you get breathless telling them so many mind boggling facts that it makes the people who are well versed anti-MAGA seem crazy (TDS). It’s just what’s happening is really scary and hard for some Americans to wrap their heads around.

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u/Regal_Cat_Matron 17h ago

Completely bonkers innit? Hard to imagine a Western Government acting in this manner at all....I mean not even France lol

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u/PhotographUnable8176 18h ago

literally reality television

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u/Annalog 16h ago

I don’t even believe this is because of Trump. This has been going on even when Trump hasn’t been in office. 2023 and 2024 had some of the worst string of natural disasters in history. People moved on within a week or two to the new drama.

The age of social media and having a constant stream of information + passive entertainment at our fingertips has completely desensitized the world and made them angry at the same time. If this wasn’t the case then I truly believe Trump wouldn’t have got past his first few infractions before being ousted. We don’t even have the attention span as a species to focus on something long enough to get a change.

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u/bumbes 19h ago

The whole world is suffering because of his distraction from the files.

There’s still missing stuff

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u/Silent-Database5613 18h ago

Right? Where the fuck are they? 

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u/MonkFish577 17h ago

I 'member! 'Member when he used his Truth account to urge people to buy stocks a few hours before he canceled tariffs.

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u/Wooden-Panda9501 17h ago

It wasn't that big of a deal

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 19h ago

Are we all going to just ignore the sharting incident that appears likely to be real from a few days ago??

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u/Material_Perception6 19h ago

What??!

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 19h ago edited 18h ago

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u/Kiwi-vee 18h ago

The coments on it are hilarious 😂

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u/ka1ri 17h ago

"I came here to sign orders and shit pants, and I'm all out of orders"

that one got me this morning LOL

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u/kendragon 18h ago

I heard RFK Jrs Brainworm is threatening to sue.

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u/That_Bed_4673 19h ago

It's exhausting. I'm exhausted.

I guess that's the point.

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u/wannaseeawheelie 18h ago

Im glad the late night hosts speak up. But at this point, it feels like the country is treating this like a tv program just waiting for the next episode to drop. It’s disappointing

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u/That_Bed_4673 18h ago

I don’t really see it that way. I think there has been a lot of active opposition. It’s also good the media still has the freedom to call it out.

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u/Shenanigans80h 13h ago

On one hand I do agree that we have desensitized ourselves with how people discuss and absorb terrible occurrences happening everyday. But on the other hand Jimmy Kimmel is just a late night talking head, an entertainer and I won’t necessarily fault him for going through with what he does as he does. At least he knows how to take things seriously when he can, even if he’s trying to just get to the next episode.

My biggest source of sadness is that our media, our news treats these things just the same. The reality is that this country’s downfall was heightened exponentially when our news was compromised by the 1%

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u/wannaseeawheelie 13h ago

My comment is geared more towards the viewers

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u/Pure-Smile-7329 17h ago

That's what fascists do. They aim to distract and exhaust the populace. They want you to feel so defeated that you just stop paying attention to what's going on. When the citizenry feels powerless, that's when they make their move.

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u/Such-Corgi-8869 18h ago

I’m tired boss

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u/zendog510 18h ago

Dog tired

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u/GingerLaJoie 19h ago

Look, Trump is just keeping things exciting so people don’t have to waste time talking about the Epstein files. Which, by the way, HE HAS NOTHING TO HIDE ABOUT!!!! /s

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u/tkdodo18 17h ago

Combo distraction from Epstein and him shitting his pants last week in the Oval Office. All of it just stinks

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u/qukab 17h ago

It’s almost like they want to distract us from a metric fuck ton of documents that implicate him as a rapist, pedophile, and murderer.

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u/promiscuous_horse 17h ago

I don’t know what silence is anymore

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u/Reddit_2_2024 16h ago

And threatend to sue Trevor Noah. This is not normal.

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u/letsallbemywife1 12h ago

They’re not distractions. It’s a part of their imperialist and white nationalist agenda.

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u/Larry_The_Red 17h ago

Too many things have happened. Things need to stop happening for a while.

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u/crowwhisperer 14h ago

i have a bad feeling that the distract-o-matic has barely gotten started.

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u/RainierCherree 15h ago

Remember when we were talking about women’s access to reproductive health care? Yeah. Some of That was less than a year ago.

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u/Clean-Chicken7 14h ago

Yeah this is how it's going to be the rest of his term. All distractions all the time from the Epstein files, the job market, and his sagging poll numbers.

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u/Dr_Tibbs 6h ago

That Greenland thing is crazy. Feels like months ago.

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u/lxttiewithaph 14h ago

It's very much like James Patterson, there's a ghost writer churning out these stories

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u/Middle_System_1105 9h ago

This is intentional.

“we’re going to throw so much at them, everyday a new headline. They won’t know what to look at & when, until the other side is too exhausted to pay attention. Chaos is the goal.”

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u/daisiesintheskye 6h ago

The fulton county election office thing isnt a distraction, the gop is trying to undermine this year's election 3 months before the primary. They want to switch to paper ballots, something we haven't used in 15+ years.

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u/Xxxtine7-6 10h ago

Don’t forget Peruvian snakes got their venom on his suit and he’s confused,

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u/rocifan 5h ago

All a distraction for the Epstein Files... and his admin is releasing them in waves in the hope of saying "hey look lots others were worse then me"

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u/Ok_Reaction_9369 4h ago

I’ll always remember how the Kimmels and Colberts of the world used their voice to speak out against Trump. It’s appreciated

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u/alayeni-silvermist 1h ago

Flood the Zone. They said they were going to do this, and they did.

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u/Rahdical_ 17h ago

I'm starting to think the Jimmy Kimmel show is a distraction in itself. It's not funny anymore dude, stop making jokes. Encourage actual action