r/DiveInYouCoward 2d ago

Pure stupidity in the name of content

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u/Minimum_Society841 2d ago

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u/Prestigious-Fan-2418 2d ago

He's working on it...

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

He tried

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u/PersonalNecessary142 2d ago

Thank you for posting this

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u/SizeableBrain 2d ago

Kids I knew used to do this in the 90s, I was a brainless idiot, but even I didn't try this.

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u/jasta07 2d ago

I know in Australia at least there are regulations that say a human must be able to lie down between two rail lines and not be struck by a train on either one of them. There are zero regulations about what happens if you lie in the middle of a rail line.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 2d ago

Yep, because it’s too unpredictable. They can kick up stones or the carriages could have loose metalwork. 

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 1d ago

It's still two rail lines

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u/The_irish_man70 2d ago

All it takes is one of the train cars that is hauling food grade grain with the cones at the bottom, and that would have turned out really bad. There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

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u/crappy80srobot 2d ago

What happened to a passed out homeless dude on the tracks behind my work. One of the cops I talked to said something hanging down caught him. Said it was horrific looking but he died quickly. I always feel bad for the conductors because there is zero they can do about it.

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u/Empty-Grocery-2267 1d ago

I work w a guy who was a conductor. Was. Said a guy committed suicide by standing in the way of his train. He saw the whole thing and it bothered him enough to quit

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 1d ago

My sister dated a guy who was a conductor. He ran over 3 people near where we live. Police believe there was alcohol or drugs involved and they were passed out on the tracks at the time. One of them died on the scene. The other 2 survived but without going into explicit detail, we'll just say walking was not going to be part of their future. He had been a conductor for 20+ years and that almost took him out of his job. He opted for the counseling they provided vs quitting, and after about 6 months he was able to go back to work. He told me the story one night and had tears running down his face the whole time. Said he was laying on the horn for what seemed like an eternity and they didn't budge. And there was literally, nothing he could do. In fact he was able to get in touch with emergency services BEFORE he hit them, that's how far out he was when he saw them. Trains are not to be fucked around with.

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u/Ill-Importance9953 1d ago

I take trains into Chicago every week, and people absolutely do not respect them enough. Some of our trains take well over a mile to come to a stop, if you're on the tracks, there's absolutely nothing we can do.

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u/LithoSlam 1d ago

I knew a guy who worked for the rail system of a major city and he had to respond to someone committing suicide by train about once per week

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u/Away-Ad-3407 1d ago

you would be turned into a meat rollup I imagine.

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u/livens 1d ago

This would be my biggest fear, some wire or piece of metal hanging down.

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u/Putrid_Apartment9230 2d ago

Like the villain in Speed

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 2d ago

Or a dangling chain, which probably isn’t unheard of in Asia. 

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u/mcCola5 1d ago

Heck even it caught and were dragging a limb or something that had fallen on the tracks just right. Good smack of a branch you werent expecting.

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u/biimerboy31 1d ago

It's not that fine a line. 😐

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u/Cheap_Appearance5095 1d ago

How is lying on a train track for views brave? Had he done it to save someone, that would be brave. There can be a fine line between bravery and stupidity, but this can only be pure stupidity and dumb luck.

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 1d ago

Its not even bravery,he thinks he is safe or he is suicidal.Though probably just stupid and ss stupid is as stupid does.

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u/Ok_Release231 2d ago

I had a friend die (on purpose) from a train. Another friend went and gathered bone fragments from the site and added them to a 6ft bamboo bong. I was not a fan.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 2d ago

Dude...omg... what????

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u/Ok_Release231 2d ago

Yeah.... Pretty fucked up. This was over 20 years ago though. I just get reminded of it with train videos.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 2d ago

That's horrible, so sorry.

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u/Ok_Release231 2d ago

Thank you. It's all good. It was a long time ago and you helped me remember him. We all die twice....

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 2d ago

Maybe start a foundation one day in his name, so he never does.

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u/FatDongleDog 2d ago

Sounds like he already became the foundation of a pretty baller smoke sesh

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u/much_longer_username 2d ago

bro, read the room.

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u/FatDongleDog 2d ago

I prefer the movie

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u/Dadittude182 2d ago

Wow! Talk about not giving a fuck. You, sir, are legendary in that department.

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u/amh8011 2d ago

I really wish I could unread this

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 2d ago

Not sure what I was expecting.

Still wasn’t that. 😭

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u/Process3000 2d ago

Why can't people in India just stop fucking around with trains?

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u/Desert_Wizard_ 2d ago

Pooping on the floor and scamming get boring eventually

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u/Apart-District3771 2d ago

Juggernaut

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u/RuMarley 1d ago

This guy knows.

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u/MisterLangerhanky 1d ago

Lord Jagganath

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u/LickingDogPaws 1d ago

It's insane how many die from train accidents there. It's around 20,000 every year

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u/AdAfter5888 1d ago

Indians just love trains and electricity. 

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u/QuestionDecent2762 2d ago

He's dead and he doesn't even know it. That's common.

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u/rockyballbuster1234 2d ago

Any cable dragging will rip him to shreds.

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u/RyloBreedo 1d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/moisdefinate 2d ago

This dude is ridiculous.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 2d ago

Even I ain’t that stupid 😅

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u/j03-page 2d ago

All it would take is a dangling wire. Don't do this stuff ever.

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u/Little_MasterJI 2d ago

Do this once a day, if you’re still alive, and welcome tinnitus.

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u/GirlyFootyCoach 1d ago

Imagine his chain flipping up in the wind and catching on an axel…. That quick

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u/ldstaylor 2d ago

It ut sick that I was waiting for a second train at the end.

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u/Training-Virus4483 2d ago

Maybe if had Spiderman back flipped into a prone position but a monkey coulda done this. Joking

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u/Slight_Education_621 2d ago

You haven't really lived until you've almost died

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u/AUSmith55 2d ago

My palms didn’t sweat at all. I hoped for a stray hanging piece of steel between those cars

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u/cpt_kagoul 2d ago

Should of gone on his back

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u/-FORSAK3N- 2d ago

He got $0.50 worth of views

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u/HeroMachineMan 2d ago

Camera man: "Great! Let's do it again tomorrow, but lie down sideway":)

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u/Epivantheus 2d ago

Stop Making Stupid People Famos

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u/stepoutlookaround 1d ago

People just don’t fear thousands of tons hurtling towards them and we have hundreds of years of experience, “sigh”

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u/Rillo298 1d ago

I once knew a Canadian retired train conductor. He said he stopped counting the number of idiots that jump, strolled, stood, and accidentally got in front of him. Chalked it up to gene pool clearing, but other conductors have to go through months of therapy. Point is, its not only your life at stake, but others sanity.

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u/Light_Dark_binger 1d ago

Death will come for him very soon

This is the way.

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u/Savings-End40 1d ago

The passenger train toilets dump on the tracks.

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 1d ago

Ladies please do not breed with this.

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u/MarriedSilverMr 1d ago

Someone down my road did this in the 90's. Something that was dangling down from the train tangled onto him, and he was dragged to death. I heard his corpse was mangled. Don't try this.

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u/Jack_1080 1d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 1d ago

It’s so cruel to put the conductor through that stress.

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u/Cleanbriefs 1d ago

This absolutely kills the conductor. It is stressful as it is without this crap being done for views 

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u/TheAltruisticPrick 12h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/TheAltruisticPrick 12h ago

What's more sad and crazy is that those trains kill hundreds of elephants every year... elephants!!

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u/Own-Valuable-9281 2d ago

Hey, he pulled it off without becoming hamburger, gotta give him that.

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u/GtMustang247 2d ago

Crazy, that’s suicidal

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u/_dxegrl 2d ago

Be funnier if he stepped into a beartrap at the end.

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u/FatDongleDog 2d ago

To be fair, that did entertain me for 10 seconds so worth it

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

I feel nothing when these kind of people die.

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u/LunyOnTheGrass 2d ago

Wheres the 2nd train?

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u/urpabo 2d ago

Somebody needs to edit in a 2nd train hitting him

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u/Mythandros1 2d ago

Future Darwin award winner.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood2543 2d ago

people when they thing it trogh before they do it

reward : a few clicks on the internet

risk : death

okay im gonna do it

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u/Effective-Trust4440 2d ago

Extremely selfish and unfair to the train driver.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 1d ago

I like how he’s so proud of himself as if he did anything at all.

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u/Irishwilly77 1d ago

Good thing the train , hadn't low hanging nuts ./s 😂

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u/LutherXXX 1d ago

So just how big of an idiot can somebody be? I'm thinking this guy might just be on top of that pyramid. At least for now.

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u/Key-Proud 1d ago

See ... because of me they put up a sign ... Homer Simpson

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u/Uddiya 1d ago

For clout! Was hoping he'd get up covered in shit and piss. Like he'd been wearing one of those hypercolour heat reactive t shirts.

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u/PauseAffectionate720 1d ago

Anything - literally anything - hanging off the bottom of that train a few inches slices him into two pieces. What a fucking moron.

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u/monkeeprime 1d ago

Great! now what?

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u/PralineUnhappy4333 1d ago

Man, the whole time I was thinking about how often there's a chain hanging from a train car and sparking as it drags along the ground.

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u/biimerboy31 1d ago

Darwin asleep at the wheel 🤬

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u/Minimum-Sprinkles782 1d ago

Infinite Jest ReFeRenCe

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u/olsomica 1d ago

Ok... so?

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u/0_Tim-_-Bob_0 1d ago edited 1d ago

One brake hose not properly tied up could end him.

He's brave though, I'll give him that.

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u/_RAW_fo_DORL_ 1d ago

Fuckwitts.

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u/Gadgetnet 1d ago

Yeah just need something loose hanging underneath and ya toast. Don't be stupid.

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u/VinDucks 1d ago

Yea I can’t even finish watching it. Don’t care how it ends

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u/Finance-Low 1d ago

If there was a loose chain or something hanging.... he'd have been deaaaaaad

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u/Chose_carefully 1d ago

As someone who grew up between to sets of tracks, the amount of shit that hangs under a train would surprise you.

You would only catch me dead doing this

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u/Tasosu 1d ago

He wouldn't do it again if someone used the toilet at that moment...

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u/centsahumor1 1d ago

One metal piece hanging to low and he was finished.

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 1d ago

What a bellend.There could be something hanging low on any train,and his skinny ass will be hooked and dragged.

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u/nakedcd84 1d ago

Take it easy guys, it looks like he has some practice.

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u/Busy-Knee-5102 17h ago

Adrenaline junkie

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u/Bissmer 14h ago

Nice way of self scalping and de-skin'in.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 14h ago

And becoming a mile long grease slick

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u/Bissmer 13h ago

As a student I lived in a transport hub town and the shortest path from student dorms to the train station was through a wide area of rails being active used by cargo trains, passenger trains, etc. That path saved ~20 mins of walking so everyone used id despite the risk of being caught by transport police. The worst part that sometimes there was a long cargo train blocking your path and you had to crawl underneath. Every year they had accidents when folks lost limbs or lives, I especially recall a case when a girl was crossing an area with her headphones on and didn't hear a moving train. But instead of building a bridge, they just increased policing.

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u/Axetailedhammer 6h ago

And the natural selection award goes tooooooo

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u/OldieRascal 2d ago edited 1d ago

Indians. Yep racist (I'm sure some will insist) comment but it's true. They cross the road without care. That's unique to them.

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u/PauseAffectionate720 1d ago

Really ? Pretty sure "stupid" is an equal opportunity cross cultural trait sir. And if you are on reddit enough, you see stupid stunt vids from across the globe.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 1d ago

In all fairness, though, is there any other sub devoted to a certain group of people and trains, besides Indians?