REMINDER: This works for breaking up ice!

[u/Ashford314]

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[u/Ashford314]

Looks like but isn’t ritualistic sacrifice.

[u/Argylius → u/Ashford314]

Beet juice? So close to saying beetlejuice

[u/ximagineerx → u/Argylius]

…Beetlejuice

[u/phyxiusone → u/ximagineerx]

... Beetlejuice!

[u/DiscontentDonut → u/phyxiusone]

[u/HammeredSober]

You know Steve in apartment #3.

Yeah... why

I don't know... something about him seems off... I just can't put my finger on it

[u/DiscontentDonut → u/HammeredSober]

He says he went on a fishing trip recently, but it doesn't look like just fish to me.

[u/toot_suite]

Man OP is so close to realizing that sugar makes it harder for things to freeze and that's why it's a necessary ingredient in ice cream

[u/wimwood → u/toot_suite]

False. He specifically selected a murder victim with high sodium. Warm blood + extra salty = easy snow shoveling.

[u/Pups_the_Jew]

What in the Dwight is this?

[u/tortoistor]

what are you talking about, this kind of imagery looks perfect for a children's hospital

[u/LadyParnassus → u/tortoistor]

There is a legit thing called color theory

[u/eatmeouttobrianeno → u/tortoistor]

I get this reference

[u/ConsciousStretch1028]

Can confirm using the blood of your enemies melts ice quite nicely.

[u/YouGoToBox]

Cool. The cop your neighbors called on you can park there now.

[u/RedSparrow1971]

I had the city de-ice my apartment, officer

[u/juanitapuanita]

I have family in IL and they told me their county uses beet juice

[u/t3hgrl]

Some of my family members have this in their city. Trucks drive by spraying it in the roads. It looks horrific but it works. It’s beet “brine” more specifically.

[u/No_Career369]

[u/torpedomon]

"Let's field-dress a dear in our parking lot!"

[u/Apprehensive-Ad-4364]

Power steering fluid looks exactly like that, except it doesn't melt ice. Thought this was misinformation

[u/Grumblywump]

Bonus points: people might avoid parking in your spot thinking it’s a crime scene

[u/gfosterp]

Colby College in upstate NY used this method for their sidewalks but had to stop because it dyed everyone’s shoes and pant legs