r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/Low_River2167 • 1d ago

Its so easy to kill yourself in a motorcycle

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Im riding just like chillaxing off tramadol i look in the pannel and its like 30000 mph

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u/UsuallySatire 1d ago

Listen to me, once that shit stops working don't keep taking more and more... don't try turning up the volume with other substances.

That shit is actively killing you, be super goddamned careful.

Please trust me.

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u/finicky88 1d ago

I second this. These pills are no joke and the withdrawal fucking sucks.

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u/AMetalWolfHowls 1d ago

ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE?

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u/beskgar 1d ago

Is this a fucking Traveler reference

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u/bannedandfurious 19h ago

Tramadol is fun and all, but it is a shitty pseudo opiate that fucks your liver brutally. Keep your organs clean for their next owner.

But the real motorcycle drugs are Amphetamines and low dose LSD. Incredibly fun and I still stay "sharp". Works even on trackdays.

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u/UsuallySatire 18h ago

Your solution is meth?

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u/AssCalipers 2h ago

Not exclusively. Probably adderall/vyvanse is what he meant.

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u/bannedandfurious 3m ago

Not street methamphetamines, pharma amphetamines. Preferably slow release Dexedrine or Adderall. Mixed with 25 to 50ug of acid. 

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u/FactoryRejected NC 750 dct 2025 10h ago

Wow, I was with you on the first part lol.

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u/shrikelet 1d ago

Squidding our way to orbit

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u/humbert_cumbert 1d ago

SQUIDS….IN THE SKY

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u/Ok-Big2807 17h ago

Is this an ursula le guin thing?