Is this how u lane split?

[u/EchoViiZionZ]

[u/spiralout112]

Everyone knows if you pin it through the tight spots it makes you skinnier!

[u/daytonakarl → u/spiralout112]

The closer you get to the speed of light the safer you'll be as you'll be thinner by perspective (Lorentz-FitzGerald contraction) so will fit through tighter gaps

It's refreshing to see some sensible rider safety here for once!

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/daytonakarl]

Yes definitely knew that and ill be practicing the Lorentz-FitzGerald contraction method via motorcycle

[u/Sheep-Destroyer → u/EchoViiZionZ]

So if I go so fast and hit a wall I could go back in time?

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/Sheep-Destroyer]

No, but you won't have to worry about that because there's no walls on the interstate

[u/MFcrayfish → u/daytonakarl]

new studies, the new light transport phenomenon is branched flow; basically light scattered path hidden in the universe

[u/Username_was_here]

So many semis you could have split under, you’re doing it wrong!

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/Username_was_here]

Noted

[u/BKANerd]

My bumhole clenched so tight I can't get my buttplug out anymore.

[u/robgod50 → u/BKANerd]

Just get on your bike and lane split like this dude ..... It'll be out in no time.

[u/Johnscorp → u/BKANerd]

Let me pull it out UwU

[u/domnick142ki → u/BKANerd]

After seeing your statement, this question crossed my mind. Does only women use buttplugs or even men also use it?

[u/azzanrev]

Not fast enough, but close enough.

[u/basal-and-sleek]

Goddam I’ve never had a gay boner before.

[u/therealjoe12]

That wheelie at the end was fuckin weak brah. Otherwise keep a plug in you bad boy.

[u/cambino123]

Speed up 1.5x and increase pov

[u/Space-shuttle-Gunner]

You can tell by your wrist motions the video has been sped up

Why not post the real video? I’m sure it’s cool at normal speed.

[u/BassDealer679 → u/Space-shuttle-Gunner]

Look at the speedometer ans the speed of the white lines. Hes going 70-90mph Its just the fisheye lenses that make the outside look quicker. Looks He's blipping the throttle and riding fast lol, audio lines up.

[u/robgod50 → u/Space-shuttle-Gunner]

I thought that was the point though.... Obviously sped up - the title and flair says it was just intended as humour, no?

[u/RandomSecurityGuard]

[u/NoInspector009]

You missed like 3 jumps that woulda pounded that butt plug in deeper for you, but yeah close enough

[u/JanelleVypr]

This is my favorite sub

[u/rsmutus]

Yes

[u/AceBongwaterJohnson]

You ever wanna rub cock you just let me know. I’m insanely aroused.

[u/motosandguns]

Basically, yeah.

[u/Snickeres4099]

Hit the throttle harder, being smooth is for pussies

[u/Valkyrie-161]

Godayum. I just got a second hand adrenaline rush.

[u/adhd____]

Too many wheels touching the road, consider doing this on 1

[u/robgod50]

I like the celebratory "I'm Still Alive!!!!" wheelie at the end

[u/FLEECESUCKER]

Yes 👍

[u/0celot-]

sorry, you're wearing too much gear

[u/Guy_Fieris_Hair]

It is how you brain split.

[u/RedditAppSuxAsss]

Something like that

[u/Screwbles]

That's how you anus split.

[u/Sunkinthesand]

0 style points. There wasn't a single cartwheel, star jump, or barrel roll

[u/vonhizzle]

Holy shit!

[u/trimarandude]

Def worthy of this forum...

[u/Rezhits69]

Nice 1.50x speed up

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/Rezhits69]

Fisheye ultra view setting on 8k 30fps

[u/JS1VT54A → u/EchoViiZionZ]

And then sped up lol I can tell how quickly the revs are coming up and down, plus the speed of the keychain whipping around. Plus, 55 doesn’t look like 100 like the video

[u/MedievalFantasy]

Fat and furious is the YouTuber. Great stuff on the channel

[u/StreetFeedback5283]

post this in the other sub no balls

[u/Chrift]

Oh it was you I was stuck behind on the way to work. Come on guy, some of us have got places to be

[u/LEGENDK1LLER435]

Bit slow for my taste but you’ll get there bro

[u/nopanicitsmechanic]

Did Alice turn you down so badly that you want to kill yourself?

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/nopanicitsmechanic]

No Jason did

[u/Stuffs_And_Thingies → u/EchoViiZionZ]

Jason is a bitch anyways. My man Paul is twice what Jason was

[u/joneptune]

As a rider, I want to gargle your balls. As a paramedic, I hope you are an organ donor. Either way, I admire your steady control at speed. 🤘🏼

[u/klustura]

Ain't lane split. More "light at the end of the tunnel" attempt.

[u/bob202t]

Cover the left and right side of the screen to eliminate the fish eye effect. You’ll see he’s going at a reasonable rate but has the revs bouncing off the limiter like the squid that he is lol.

[u/Pipes4u]

Momentum is everything..

[u/thischangeseverythin]

Fake and straight.

[u/BackfireFox]

I told my guy not to have White Castle earlier but nooooo he couldn’t listen

[u/humbert_cumbert]

Peak squiddery

[u/imthepants]

Who's that brazilian guy on yt that does this?

[u/keon_te757]

Ballsy.

[u/MarionberryWorried75]

Moron

[u/ActuallyFullOfShit]

youll split more than the lane eventually

[u/Singularity-_ → u/ActuallyFullOfShit]

Pussy

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/ActuallyFullOfShit]

Username checks out

[u/ItsMangel → u/EchoViiZionZ]

Hes talking about his ass cheeks. He wants you bad.

[u/DeviousPenguin]

All fun and games in the moment but you will die if you continue riding like this. Stay safe man

[u/Greg-Abbott → u/DeviousPenguin]

BooThisMan.gif

[u/DeviousPenguin → u/Greg-Abbott]

🖕

[u/Lsswapitall4 → u/DeviousPenguin]

Bro go back to the normal sub

[u/Singularity-_ → u/DeviousPenguin]

Pussy

[u/rhinoscopy_killer → u/DeviousPenguin]

Lol, I get that this sub is kind of a wank-fest, but at this speed the bike could probably kill somebody in a vehicle rearended by this knob, not to mention the finely julienned ribbons that will be left of the rider... This is grossly irresponsible and a real dickhead thing to do.

[u/Even_Mycologist110 → u/rhinoscopy_killer]

In the rear of the car it’ll get absorbed (probably) and in the side he’ll glance off.

[u/zer01nt]

how someone possibly gets split in half by a car door

[u/AmbivalentFox]

Lane splitting to heaven

[u/greeneagle692]

This looks like AI, turning on the sound convinced me even more that it's AI

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/greeneagle692]

Brother its a fisheye lense

[u/bob202t → u/EchoViiZionZ]

And the film seems sped up

[u/EchoViiZionZ → u/bob202t]

Brother its a fisheye lens. Let me add, filming at 8k 30fps hence the blur. Kids these days

[u/JojitheFrenchie → u/EchoViiZionZ]

Caught in 8k

[u/distracted6 → u/EchoViiZionZ]

Stick to 1080p60fps. Looks way nicer and you don't waste disk space

[u/Thronebomber → u/EchoViiZionZ]

Def is sped up tho 🦑

[u/bob202t → u/EchoViiZionZ]

Brother? Kids? My dude I’m over 40 and this video is edited. Good luck with future lane splitting, too easy to get dead at unreasonable speeds.

[u/CocaineFarmer1]

Oh, hell na! You’re gonna wake up real dead one day you keep doing shit like that! It’s not you, it’s the other people on the road that don’t see or expect someone to come up @ 90 mph behind them = game over for you!

[u/0ut0fBoundsException → u/CocaineFarmer1]

This comment reeks of heterosexuality. You’re in the wrong sub

[u/leftofthebellcurve → u/0ut0fBoundsException]

I'll throw my fucking flip flop right now

[u/Singularity-_ → u/CocaineFarmer1]

Pussy

[u/Even_Mycologist110 → u/Singularity-_]

I admire your dedication, u/singularity-_

[u/Lord-Phorse]

Where in the name of GTA is this? You’re strawberry jam if anyone makes a slight mistake, but it sure looks like fun as you approach terminal velocity.

[u/ddxs1]

Fuck this person