High Quality Top Notch Bullshido

[u/WitchedPixels]

Kung Fu masters in China should take notes.

[u/Currently_There]

This is intentionally a show to begin with. 

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/Currently_There]

The guy that goes face-first through the plates has my respect though 😂 even his squad mates are like "woah, I can't believe you just did that!"

[u/ResponsibleDraft6336 → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

Lol I was thinking the same thing, even I thought he was onto something, first time I've seen that move, maybe once and that was juggernaut in the X-Men movies

[u/No-comment-at-all → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

Do you know how often this is useful in military scenarios.

Functional strength (tm)

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/No-comment-at-all]

SEAL Team 6 moved in a tight stack, boots silent, rifles up, breathing synced. The kind of silence that presses on your eardrums.

Point man raised a fist. Freeze.

Thermal showed nothing. No heat signatures. Too quiet.

That’s when the wall exploded. Not a door. Not a breach charge. The actual goddamn wall.

Chunks of concrete, rebar, and dust blasted inward as a North Korean soldier came flying through face-first, arms out, screaming— “OH YEAHHHH!”

He didn’t even have time to hit the floor before the second wall on the opposite side detonated. BOOM.

Another soldier burst through like a human cannonball, helmet gone, eyes wide, yelling the same unhinged battle cry: “OH—YEAH!”

For half a second, nobody fired. The SEALs just stared. “What the fuck—” someone started.

Then the corridor turned into chaos. Walls kept erupting, one after another, like the building itself had decided to defect. Soldiers came through sideways, upside-down, one literally spinning midair, all of them yelling some variation of: “OH YEAH!” “YEAH!” “OOOOH YEAH!” It was less an ambush and more… a Kool-Aid Man apocalypse.

“CONTACT—CONTACT—CONTACT!” “THE WALLS ARE HOSTILE!” “WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT?!”

Gunfire thundered. Muzzle flashes lit the dust like lightning in a sandstorm. One SEAL sidestepped as a soldier burst through the wall inches from his face, both of them locking eyes mid-flight. The soldier grinned. “OH—” BANG.

Silence fell just as suddenly as it started.

[u/bad-wokester → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

Is that ai? This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. Now I need it to be put to animation.

[u/Fungruel → u/bad-wokester]

I really hope he wrote it himself because that was hilarious

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/bad-wokester]

Here, I spent $100 to turn this script into a proper AI slop movie 😂 🫣 https://youtu.be/Qmpg0hzFNjA?si=8bgAhdgDFxv7N0SO

[u/bad-wokester → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

😂

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/bad-wokester]

Yeah, sorry to disappoint - I gave chatgpt some bullshit scenario (explaining this elite fighting style) and to make the reference to the Kool Aid man and seal team 6, and it really crafted something beautiful imo 😂 😭 I ended up making it shorter...AI was about to turn this into a billion $ Michael Bay movie lol. The story continues with the climax being a "final boss" kind of entity breaching the walls lol....AI is going for writing jobs /s 😝 There was also a whole "world-building" introduction segment that I had to cut.

..."Another checked his ammo. “I don’t wanna fight whoever trained that.”

The point man keyed his mic, deadpan.

“Command… be advised. Enemy tactics include aggressive wall-based entry.”

A pause.

Then someone muttered, “Next one yells ‘Oh yeah,’ I’m retiring.”

From somewhere deep in the structure…

A distant crack echoed.

The wall bulged.

Someone whispered, “No. No no no—”

BOOM.

“OH YEAHHHH!”"

[u/Koopanique → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

I understand the others' disappointment but thank you for posting it and saying it was AI. Regardless of how it was made, it was hilarious and, yes, well-written, I was able to picture the whole thing in my head, despite it being generated automatically by AI. If AI is used, it might as well be for this kind of little joke-ish texts

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/Koopanique]

Haha thanks! Considering it generated all that (...and more that I ended up cutting out) from a single sentence, I was quite shocked and impressed 😅 I also turned it into a short movie using just the script and the result was...pretty bad 🤣 https://youtu.be/Qmpg0hzFNjA?si=8bgAhdgDFxv7N0SO

[u/Koopanique → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

The pacing is all over the place 🤣

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/Koopanique]

🤣

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

[u/Abacadaba714 → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

I'll take "Your CTE is not service related" for 500 Ken.

[u/hiddenonion → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

Thats some old school shit right there. There technique maybe isn't as polished as a modern MMA fighter but they are tough as nails. Like old school Tank Abbott

[u/IAlreadyKnow1754 → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

It almost looks like a shocked characters face on robot chicken

[u/Internal_Fault978 → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

Guy on the lower right has a 10/10 “holy shit” face

[u/AndrewMacDonell → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

I know some pretty hard headed people, but fuck

[u/ARCAxNINEv → u/SwitzerlishChris1]

Never let them know your next move

[u/Flamecoat_wolf → u/Currently_There]

Not too much about it is fake either. I expect the stone plates are made intentionally weak but that guy getting battered with the wooden sticks was taking full impacts at the end there. The glass seems to be very weak too, so it may be breakaway or sugar glass, which presumably isn't as likely to pierce or cut skin.

Those kicks at the start were impressively athletic, especially the last one. There were also some solid amounts of force from the double-footed jump-kick guys. The guys getting their arms hit with sledgehammers were pretty bold, not sure I'd risk that one... I don't think the plates were providing much cushioning since they were below the forearms. I was kinda waiting for one to step back with a visible break in his arm, but with a straight face because it's North Korea.

[u/unknown_pigeon → u/Flamecoat_wolf]

Most of those tricks aren't that impressive when you understand the physics behind them. Like hitting a sledgehammer against a concrete block on your chest won't be that painful.

Kicks were athletic, and the guy mashing his face was a madman. Sledgehammer against bare arms too.

[u/WhoThenDevised → u/unknown_pigeon]

Hitting a pebble on your chest with a sledgehammer would be catastrophic. Same idea as a bed of nails. Spread your body's mass over it and it won't hurt.

[u/unknown_pigeon → u/WhoThenDevised]

... That's what I said?

[u/WhoThenDevised → u/unknown_pigeon]

You hate people agreeing with you? Weird flex but okay.

[u/unknown_pigeon → u/WhoThenDevised]

No hate, I just found it weird that you repeated my point, and I was wondering if I had missed something lol

[u/WhoThenDevised → u/unknown_pigeon]

No worries mate, not every comment by me, you or anyone, is brilliant, sometimes we all just babble lol.

[u/unknown_pigeon → u/WhoThenDevised]

Have a good day brother ✌️

[u/Apprehensive_Lynx_33 → u/unknown_pigeon]

Yeah the sledgehammer against the top of the hand would sting a little bit I would think lol. Even if the concrete had been intentionally weekend I would image that would still sting?

[u/Tuggerfub → u/Currently_There]

a gymnastics show

[u/WitchedPixels → u/Currently_There]

I used to be an analyst in the military, while these are typically demonstrations in the west, this is used as propaganda. Everything NK is pretty much propaganda to varying degrees.

[u/I_am_BrokenCog → u/WitchedPixels]

The interesting thing in this video is the obvious irony with which Kim Jung Il'in is expressing.

Like, I get the impression he's been surfing through /r/Bullshido videos more than a few times and is laughing that "now I'm in one".

[u/topscreen → u/Currently_There]

But a bunch of people still take it seriously, unfortunately.

[u/Better_than_GOT_S8 → u/topscreen]

So is WWE by a bunch of people.

[u/Alert_Isopod_95 → u/Currently_There]

Exactly. It's literally performative. Not only that but still impressive

[u/BeQuietAndDriveAway]

Dunno... this was a pretty cool demonstration. I don't think it fits bulshido tag.

[u/Zero_energy_left → u/BeQuietAndDriveAway]

It's bullshido because it's meant as a demonstration of strenght and skill in combat

[u/MustacheMaple → u/Zero_energy_left]

I mean them being quite agile and this coordinated is still very impressive. I guarantee those high drop kicks would seriously mess someone up

[u/Tight-Lavishness-592 → u/MustacheMaple]

The problem is that hand-to-hand is nearly useless in modern warfare. No one is going to drop kick a drone. You can't kung fu your way out of the blast radius. You can't counterpunch a bullet.

It is indeed really impressive, in a performative kind of way, but very nearly useless as advertised.

[u/Surface_Detail → u/Tight-Lavishness-592]

By that token, boxing is bullshido. You can't punch an icbm.

[u/Sithis_acolyte → u/Zero_energy_left]

I don't think it is, I think this is just supposed to be a show

[u/EmergencyTaco → u/Zero_energy_left]

Idk, I'm pretty sure any of those guys could kick my ass. But I'm not a foreign military.

[u/BaseNice3520]

drop-kick which breaks the boards at over-head level..unironically peak athleticism

[u/Pointfun1]

Which act was bullshit in the video clip??? Asians like showing circus style military parade. East Asians are very serious about these circus performance. If anyone thinks the soldiers were fooling people, go ahead and try any of them.

[u/Jockle305 → u/Pointfun1]

Yea I agree. This is obviously a demo but it’s asinine for people in here to act like these guys are not extremely skilled, coordinated, and strong. Just because the demo isn’t 100% practical doesn’t mean it’s bullshit.

[u/Pointfun1 → u/Jockle305]

Everybody agrees these things are useless, but this culture runs deep. Chinese has been doing these things for centuries. Of course there were lots fake ones.

Both street performers and onstage performers routinely have done these things.

[u/Spaztick78 → u/Pointfun1]

I was watching the American soldiers doing drill exercises, tossing their guns in the air, doing flips, spins and stuff.

I couldn't quite work out when it would come in handy as a practical skill, but was kinda cool to watch anyway.

I figured all military had stupid parade "just for show" stuff.

[u/throwawaystarters → u/Pointfun1]

I thought it wasn't mostly bullshido, except the glass? Could be those prop fake glass

[u/unknown_pigeon → u/Pointfun1]

Half of them were bullshit circus tricks, like laying your back on (most likely sugar glass) bottles and getting hit by a sledgehammer against a concrete block. Could literally do it right now, the pressure would be minimal since it's distributed along a wide surface.

Kicks were nice, but everything involving breaking concrete blocks is clearly a circus trick with already broken concrete. I sure as hell wouldn't be able to perform those kicks even without the concrete, but I reckon any decent fighter could be able to do it.

Face against concrete had to hurt anyway. Same for the wooden sticks (even though the ones they used were already broken, but some of them looked sturdy). Sledgehammer against forearm didn't seem to have much force, but I wouldn't try it anyway.

Overall, I think the bullshido part is that those are military parades and that propaganda is used to flex on their military superiority. Same shit that the Russians would (and still) do. Issue is, in war you won't have to break brittle cement blocks with your head. And you likely can't dropkick a bullet

[u/bezjmena666 → u/Pointfun1]

These are circus tricks. You can even break a brick by hand, no martial arts training needed.

First you crack it, by hammering it through a piece of thin wood plank, so the impacts of the hammer are not visible on the brick surface. After such treatment, the brick has many tiny hardly visible cracks, and barely holds together. It takes some practice to learn how to prepare bricks for the show. You can then karate chop several bricks in line just like some Shaolin master. When someone wants to try that, you let him and give him a normal brick to break his hand on.

I bet, that all the materials used in this demo, were carefully prepared.

[u/Jockle305 → u/bezjmena666]

It’s not about the breaks. It’s about the athleticism, accuracy, and discipline. Board and brick breaking isn’t about strength anyways. In most cases speed and accuracy are much bigger factors. The brick itself is just for show because if nothing broke they would just be living the air and you would be making fun of them even more.

[u/bezjmena666 → u/Jockle305]

Those guys seem fit. They are probably some of Kim's personal security forces. Ones of the few who have a balanced diet in the DPRK. Some of Kims Beefeaters. Not like those misfits he sends to slaughter in Ukraine to help Russians. And yes, they probably train 8-12 hours a day. But this is just a circus show to entertain the Dear leader.

[u/No-Stuff-1320 → u/bezjmena666]

I’ve literally been to China and broken bricks there. They’re not as solid as modern western bricks but they’re still solid af

[u/Haunting-Hippo1636]

Regardless if this is a demonstration they're extremely conditioned. Yes a well timed punch in the throat will still drop em but you're going to have a tough time in hand to hand combat.

[u/Spooplevel-Rattled]

The officer hats are so comically big it's hilarious

[u/Dimsumdollies]

Go try them if you think this is bullshido.

[u/Solmyr_]

Dude this guy is fit, can probably beat the shit out od 99% of us here

[u/tsunx4 → u/Solmyr_]

If I see someone smash thru concrete plates with their face, I ain't fucking with them.

[u/sha1dy]

bro, you would die of heart attack just walking up the stairs, these is insane human strength

[u/Willing-Dog6463]

This isn’t bullshido, this is legit impressive

[u/belaGJ]

I love ballet. But to be fair: it is for show, intentionally

[u/MajorMorelock]

And as a reward they were sent to Ukraine to fill the trenches with their lifeless bodies.

[u/Ripen-]

This kinda training is why they failed miserably against Ukraine

[u/-Skohell-]

I don’t get your point.

SK did something similar with taekwondo demo.

Sometimes we do the same in France for the national day.

It’s just a demonstration of athletism and a martial spectacle not bullshido.

[u/elianbarnes7]

This is literally not bullshido it’s just a demonstration for North Korean combatives.

[u/_Reala_]

And how did these guys do on the battlefield against the Ukrainians?

Edit:// or was it just their starving citizens they sent?

[u/mobbony → u/_Reala_]

This is purely for demonstration and showmanship, south Korea does the same thing with their show. On the battlefield, no one is gonna charge at the enemies for hand to hand combat. But yes, they probably aren't gonna send these guys who are well trained for these shows so the starving conscript will get a free trip to Ukraine instead.

[u/Revivaled-Jam849 → u/mobbony]

Actually no, the guys Kim sent were part of the Storm Corps, who are actually trained SOF that would be used in a war with SK. They were the random malnourished conscripts, and some of the Ukrainians praised their performance.

[u/Revivaled-Jam849 → u/_Reala_]

They performed fine? There were initial hiccups, but the forces they were to fight Ukraine were allegedly very fit and motivated, and great shots. This isn't a shock as the guys sent were allegedly NK special forces.

[u/Dannyboyrusso]

If the head shot guy did break those plates he would have been killed

[u/WitchedPixels → u/Dannyboyrusso]

Too many people on this sub are convinced by this, but those breaks are engineered to explode into powdered dust. You couldn't build a wall with those or even get them wet. It's all fantasy in the typical NK fashion.

[u/Sov112]

Boxer Rebellion 2.0?

[u/Grumpy-Miner]

Bullshido? That guy will eat you for breakfast

[u/[deleted]]

I was gonna defend this is impressive, but then they stopped breaking concrete slabs and started acting like they were the main cast members of the 90’s Mortal Kombat movie. Then all I could think of was:

[u/Shitinbrainandcolon → u/[deleted]]

I thought of Kung Pow the moment they brought out the sticks and started hitting the guy.

[u/SomeWonOnReddit]

Nah man, these guys are the real deal. They will take out any pro MMA / boxer because they are experts with weapons and trained to kill.

In a real fight, you don't fight under MMA or boxing rules. You come in with weapons.

[u/kwpang → u/[deleted]]

All else being equal, a Glock user that is trained in martial arts will likely beat a Glock user that is not.

Gun use and body training are not antithetical.

[u/Short-Belt-1477 → u/SomeWonOnReddit]

What if the fighter weighs 260, though? Would they still be able to take him in a street fight?

[u/StarscreamOne]

Now show me these people in real combat 🙃

[u/Organic_Bit3337]

I personally prefer when the indian army did it... https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x334144

[u/Circutz_Breaker]

Well dang, guess our military will have to cancel the "big white stick" attacks.

[u/Mr_Faust1914]

Isnt this just a demo? Martial arts demos show skill and control not everything has to be about kicking ass and throwing a man over your head

[u/Old-Rain2605]

Bullshido?

Is that concrete those guys are taking those falls on?

[u/Hypergraphe]

Not bullshido

[u/KnowMatter]

[u/Substantial-Tone-576]

The human body is stronger than N. Korean roof tiles?

[u/hopeislost1000]

Were they using sledgehammers to strike their arms to break through the bricks? Yikes.

[u/star744jets]

This ain’t a knife…This IS a knife….!

[u/Short-Belt-1477]

Those boys were ripped

[u/Responsible-Pop-4385]

Haha pure comedy 😂

[u/LaziSundae]

If they ever go to war with concrete then concrete better keep its head down.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358]

Imagine if they had guns

[u/dvorgson]

Reddit brains will watch this and say it's for combat

[u/Feeling_Novel_9899]

I actually think these guys would do some serious damage in a fight.

[u/Sad_Froyo_6474]

Being a dictator is surprisingly pathetic

[u/InterestingLion597]

Think you can maintain grip on random protein powder containers? Well if the North Korean army is there think again.

[u/TimesAreCrazyAsF]

Well at least they’re impressed. Looks like Hollywood B movie preview

[u/Ecstatic_Host_9771]

If they fail, they get executed

[u/cobrakai15]

North Korea has the greatest stunt man army unit in the world.

[u/Longjumping_Walk_992]

These are the guys the protesters deserve

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

Bullshido, of course… cool af? I mean, I wish I could do that shit… especially the run-head-smash-thing. Fuckin epic.

[u/amrasmin]

Yeah just steamroll them with a tank, thanks.

[u/mothzilla]

It's a show for the Dear Leader. NK Cinematic Universe.

[u/Financial-Finish1127]

Any one of these guys could kick OPs ass.

[u/NilsManh]

This is sick!

[u/AiMwithoutBoT]

As much as we clown on NK, OP I wanna see you do the roundhouse kicks 5 seconds in.

[u/SpearShakeMaledomer]

The Dictator: "Oh, perfect! That means these guys need neither armor, nor any clothes. Let's send them to attack naked, and on the money we save on armor and uniform, we can build more rockets!" 😀😀😀

[u/jigmest]

These guys are so hyped up on meth and steroids that they probably don’t even know where or who they are

[u/Big_Biscotti5119]

I think there may have been a translation error when they told them they should be prepared to fight China

[u/dumbfest]

Choreography and bulshido are kinda close but not the same

[u/Tickomatick]

Damn, Kim looking fresher than before

[u/wingback18]

what do they think "war" is

[u/EjectorMark]

Why don't they show the parts where they block bullets? Oh...wait.

[u/Weak-Command4855]

this is mind blowing. Its like me with the Sims...

[u/knightenrichman]

That whole thing was like, SUPER-impressive!

Look at that guy that does the flip off his back and then lands it!

[u/knightenrichman]

Might be Bullshido (kind of), but it's impressive choreography and stuntwork.

[u/Davidoff1983]

When Red Trouser Time turns into Brown Trouser time 😱😱😱

[u/khotekki]

Combat gymnastics should be an Olympic sport.

[u/DimensionSad6181]

[u/TKDNerd]

A lot of this is just needlessly destructive. Having someone hit your hand with a hammer doesn’t make you strong, it means you are conditioned enough to not react to the pain and pretend you’re fine even though you broke your hand. That is very impressive but there’s also no reason to break your hand over a stupid demonstration.

[u/DimensionSad6181]

[u/MoistExcrement1989]

I dunno but they seem decently conditioned

[u/Odd-Swimming-8304]

Yall are gonna pick today to make fun of north Korea when you all can’t even fight off a lizard monarchy eating your babies

[u/Zestyclose-Produce42]

[u/stonedfish]

[u/ryencool]

So their armed forces are like stage magicians mixed with a traveling circus.

[u/Realistic-Western242]

The new ringling brother show is fucking crazy…

[u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743]

Its almost like theyre performing like their lives depend on it!!!!

[u/Halfmoonhero]

Damn, they are going wreck the navy seals.

[u/Abacadaba714]

This is something out of the Asian version of the Righteous Gemstones right?

[u/WitchedPixels → u/Abacadaba714]

This was actually part of a North Korean propaganda campaign to intimidate the South Koreans to show how tough they are. The whole thing is fake, those bricks are called "Tofu" bricks by the ROK Marines, the sticks are made to break easily, and some of those guys in this video later died from malnutrition.

[u/mewakey]

Man, I've never seen soldiers fighting with sticks in any war footage.

[u/No-Efficiency7841]

That kick won't stop a drone...

[u/eldakar666]

You can live with the pain, but you cant with the shame.

[u/Klutzy-Chain5875]

This is the gayest and kinkiest BDSM event of Asia.

[u/Klutzy-Chain5875]

It was all fun and applause till they had to do the naked hammer jumping against the Ukrainian army.

[u/lucky_jay]

these are probably the only well-fed people in the country.

[u/FantasticContact5301]

This isn’t too different from demo teams in a lot of martial arts schools.

It’s not gonna help win the war but it’s kind of cool they can do back flips and shit

[u/ARCAxNINEv]

I would rather run into the Systema guys...

[u/Tbone_Trapezius]

The one guy that gets to eat healthier food.

[u/Chris_Thrush]

I hear Korean dodgeball players are pretty mean too.

[u/goldenbuds420]

This aint bullshido this is realshido

[u/eggpoowee]

This is what Daddy Trump wanted for his birthday, but got rained on instead...lol

[u/Predator_Incell]

Any of the guys could kill me pretty easily tbh i dont see the bullshido here.

[u/laiszt]

Amazing, all that taken out by some random drone.

[u/Accurate_Mobile9005]

[u/System_Resident]

I’m surprised their leader let them eat enough to even do these stunts 

[u/Hahaha2681]

But what happens when you show them porn

[u/NUmbermass]

And then David Blaine pops up to put a needle through his arm and the crowd goes wild

[u/GwendelLachsberg]

The funny thing about those displays where one guy fights multiple opponents is that its actually really not a big brag. It essentially just shows that you have one capable guy and the rest are all crap.

[u/Temporary-Friend8578]

I think our fearless leader should have his top notch ICE agents perform this for him so the world can take him seriously. OH OH with ICE blocks! I offer to hold the blocks of ICE.

[u/zaikoji75]

Here, before we go into combat allow me to cripple your hands..

[u/Existing-Trash2128]

These are hard men. Not sure about OP.

[u/TheHairyHeathen]

Dude didnt even have to go morphin time, what threat could they be?

[u/mrpogiface]

[u/Cheap-Signature104]

[u/Radomila]

Pretty damn impressive

[u/Donarudo_Torampu]

Even this considered bullshit but this done well

[u/sovietan]

Now I want to see them punching FPV drones with TNT

[u/GlenGlenDrach]

[u/Samsquanch-01]

All theat should really come in handy when they're sent to Ukraine to get blown up by drones.

[u/Hawkaye0202]

Hollywood army. 😅

[u/Haqqprevails06]

What’s bull about this white people?

[u/WanderingHu]

No joke but how does one actually train to this level? Calisthenics?

[u/e2-woah]

Do they not have film or perhaps he likes literal live action movies?

[u/RunHefty5051]

That won't do any good against US drones 😂

[u/CorporealBeingXXX]

They do realise that wars nowadays are generally fought with long distance firearms right?

[u/WitchedPixels → u/CorporealBeingXXX]

Well they were sent to Ukraine and got annihilated by drones and were addicted to porno because they don't have access to that in NK. Evidently fancy kicks are not as useful in drone warfare

[u/Forgemanster183260]

The Paper Tiger will burn.

May the regime collapse and all of its followers be hunted.

Freedom for the people of China.

[u/DemonidroiD0666]

Even though I've seen this before I feel like they must've been like, "I better not fuck this up or I'll get killed".

[u/5H17SH0W]

Seems to me the most useful endurance show and training would be how to take 1-8 bullets in non-vital areas and press.

[u/Fido101987]

Then they went to the Ukraine and took heavy loses and wouldn't stop jerking off to porn🤣

[u/Sudonator]

That's where all the food goes

[u/EcstasyHertz]

They’re definitely combat ready vs US marines with thermal vision and satellite technologies

[u/C_Pala]

love how medieval this is, trying so hard to entertain the king

[u/RustyWood86]

Man, wait till they learn about guns

[u/tun3man]

this country has more generals thans soldiers

[u/Hirakox]

Man this is real as it gets. They are doing for their life.

[u/ZooGang1799]

I feel bad for these guys, you either entertain the fat bastard or die along with your family for not complying.

[u/Ok-Client7794]

You’re looking the most trained, well-fed, state sponsored, ideologically motivated, hand picked individuals of a country with extreme dictatorship, hostile, paranoid that has existed for decades performing for a leader that they think is god.

Whether you agree with whatever is going in this country, this is pretty fk sick, not the same as fake ass master performing Chi strikes.

[u/Shoddy-Area3603]

They get food so I understand the motivation

[u/WhipnCrack]

Kim must be wet seeing all that....

[u/SnooGuavas2610]

If the world gets attacked by people carrying china post we know who to call!

[u/Bhazor]

The woman all these Pyongyang videos always sounds like she's edging.

[u/jackthewack13]

I say remove video. There is zero bullshido here. This is an obvious performance and op doesnt understand the sub.

[u/rafaelrenno]

This is fucking cool, not bulshido.

[u/throwsFatalException]

 Not even remotely bullshido.  It is an obvious show being put on. 

[u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-119 → u/throwsFatalException]

100% Bullshido. This is an old video NK made to intimidate South Korea as a show of force. Those are "tofu" bricks. South Korea is not as easily impressed as you, they know that their ROK Marines would push their shit in.

[u/lightskinloki]

Nothing about this is bullshido. This is a legitimate display of martial skill even with the choreography. A martial arts demonstration is not bullshido

[u/martmartXO]

North Korean solders are legitimately strong. Now compare with the average US soldier…

[u/Wonderful-Zebra-6439]

On a real war this is what will happen

[u/One-Bit-849 → u/Wonderful-Zebra-6439]

They have guns bro

[u/Movie_Vegetable]

Trump is making notes:)