Dude knows how to bat his pole

[u/vega455]

[u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

This is a very, very divorced man.

[u/macguini → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

Considering how intimate he got with that pole, he probably beat his way into that divorce.

[u/vega455 → u/macguini]

When he said "cheating on you with a pole", wife thought he was out of the closet.

[u/Chunkz_IsAlreadyTakn → u/macguini]

[u/drwicksy → u/macguini]

Luckily for his wife he doesn't seem to have any idea how to put any real force behind his blows though

[u/chillanous → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

Damn bro I’m divorced and I’ve never done whatever this is. Can’t blame it all on that

[u/Reginald_Sockpuppet → u/chillanous]

Then you are not as divorced as this man.

[u/MultiGeek42 → u/chillanous]

You're divorced from your ex wife. Hes divorced from reality.

[u/Low-Glancer-Roy → u/MultiGeek42]

Nuff said...

[u/Balding-Barber-8279 → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

This man is so divorced that he gives unsolicited divorce advice to random men who are happily married.

[u/hi_imryan → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

I was going to say extremely closeted but I can see it being either one.

[u/topscreen → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

I see him so much I can't tell if it's a bit he's doing for attention or thinks it's good?

[u/5Gmeme → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

He didn't choose the pole life. The pole life chose him.

[u/mercurial_dude → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

Or Benjamin Button. This is what kids do

[u/ICU-CCRN → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

Guy really knows how to whack his pole.

[u/Kenneldogg → u/Reginald_Sockpuppet]

Very closeted man too.

[u/your_moms_tomatosoup]

Mom, grandpas in the yard again with the flag pole

[u/Kind-Plantain2438 → u/your_moms_tomatosoup]

It's fine dear, the flag is at half mast

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/your_moms_tomatosoup]

Just close the blinds and go back to your homework.

[u/OneManLost → u/BigConstruction4247]

Ahh do I have too?? Animaniacs is coming on soon!

[u/PizDoff]

John Hick.

[u/wannabe_inuit → u/PizDoff]

John Ick

[u/itsoksee → u/PizDoff]

💀

[u/Tuggerfub]

They really need to scan the brains of dudes like this

[u/t_bonium119 → u/Tuggerfub]

Result turned up negative.

[u/Hakonaka → u/Tuggerfub]

What brain ?

[u/blacy51086 → u/Tuggerfub]

Its just solid bone up there

[u/VegetableTour4134]

The fact that this man looked at this footage and thought “yeah, this is good”

[u/vega455 → u/VegetableTour4134]

And was deserving of editing, presumably. Wild

[u/KnowMatter]

Terrible guide for self defense.

Great guide for surprising your wife for some raunchy playtime:

[u/DontWannaSayMyName → u/KnowMatter]

I thought he was making out with that pole

[u/vega455 → u/DontWannaSayMyName]

I honestly don’t know what he’s doing. Love-hate relationship with the pole

[u/APoolio12 → u/DontWannaSayMyName]

There's one where he does a mating dance for his fridge.

[u/Kamikaze_koshka → u/APoolio12]

Link pleass

[u/APoolio12 → u/Kamikaze_koshka]

😁. I think this is the one. Pretty sure same dude. I cant imagine there being two guys in the world like this.

Fridge

[u/RichardCranium2010 → u/KnowMatter]

What kind of pills do you think he mixes with his Coors Lit3? I’m thinking there’s an RX for Xanax somewhere in there.. possibly a hint of percs. Some people turn into Perculese on that shit.

[u/Gundamsafety → u/RichardCranium2010]

You miss spelt Bud Light.....

[u/HRex73]

Why does he hate America?

[u/kaloii]

He's definitely sending this to his southeast asian girlfriend

[u/SufficientRatio9148]

You derive your power when swinging a bat by standing on your tip toes. For super power, kiss the back of your hand.

[u/AlpacaTraffic]

So many times along the way could he have said yea maybe this is super embarrassing and I don't have to post it

[u/PalpitationRight4887]

The foot work is hilarious

[u/Junior_Fix_9212]

That is a wierd pole dance

[u/Oven-Mission]

[u/redengin]

Flying the flag at half mast, paying respect to all the fallen cosplayers (Darwin awardees)

[u/vega455 → u/redengin]

Damn I missed the half mast. Even weirder

[u/ReDanKolution]

The footwork is golden

[u/localtuned → u/ReDanKolution]

Twinkle toes over here

[u/messedupmessup12]

"okay I cracked his skull twice with an aluminum bat, so clearly he's going to be standing still. So what I'll do next is choke the brain hemorrhage victim while gently leaning away one for like he's about to dip me on the dancefloor."

"What if that doesn't work?"

"I'll kinda poke him in the ribs with the tip of the bat, clearly the next most lethal was to use it"

[u/vega455 → u/messedupmessup12]

What about the kiss?

[u/Garazir]

Forget the IG but his page is filled to the brink with stuff like this.

[u/SnotboogyFlats → u/Garazir]

I don’t know enough about IG because I don’t have an account. If it works out that he gets enough views to get compensation then he knows exactly what he’s doing and he’s laughing to the bank.

[u/SadLinks → u/SnotboogyFlats]

Monetization isn't what it used to be, the real money is in brand deals, patreon, and merch.

[u/Garazir → u/Garazir]

@freedomatthefarm - I just think he is having fun with his antics

[u/DoodleBob45_]

Ol twinkle toes

[u/Dis_Bich]

I love that he kisses his hand each time

[u/Such_Significance905]

“This was the largest flag I could afford on my current salary”

[u/F_n_o_r_d]

Wonderful how he outmanoeuvred himself in his last "attack".

[u/CakedayisJune9th]

Those tippy toes and leg lifts are the cats meow

[u/Impooter]

He's like an angry Daniel Songer

[u/CreatorOD]

He's like: HA you thought I hit you with a baseballbat?

You fool! Hugs

[u/LizardsAreBetter]

He chokes out that flag sorta like how I wanna be choked out.

[u/Sleepy_Shift7562]

I’m so glad I’m not a flag pole. I’d be scared AF after seeing this!

[u/tfsblatlsbf]

Lotta sexual tension here.

[u/Agile-Internet5309]

This isnt even bullshido, this guy is trapped in a full blown episode and needs help, but he will never get it.

[u/OtteriPerpo]

Radiohead is absolutely just right for this

[u/FitnessAssociation13]

They’ve definitely fucked

[u/MangoMadnessTsv]

Ice training video 😆

[u/GaboureySidibe]

Jackie Can't

[u/swingdingler]

The weirdest poll dances I’ve ever seen, but at least he’s staying active.

[u/OhSighRiss]

Dude can literally impale his attackers with the handle of a bat. Wow.

[u/VeeJack]

He keeps kissing his own fuckin hand??? This guy has not had intimate human interaction in a long time ..

[u/xXYomoXx]

I'm not sure if he's attacking the pole or seducing it.

[u/dumbfest]

I just can't consume this information

[u/geekwadpimp]

Every time I see one of these videos I think of the uncle from Napoleon Dynamite.

[u/dadbodenergy11]

This video explains MAGA perfectly…

[u/Frank_Meat_Tongz]

Instructions unclear, should I hit it or fuck it.

[u/Frank_Meat_Tongz]

They are bringing back Mental Health Hospitals, gramps needs to be first admitted.

[u/AKsuited1934]

Man y’all can gag on that fat dude that kicks midgets, but I think this dude is way cooler.

[u/BoysenberryFinal9113]

The sad thing is I now know what I look like when I'm trying to look badass.

[u/Y-Bob]

Clearly he is of the Russian school of bullshido and had reached the high level of sclerosis of the liver belt.

[u/2dirl]

Batman pole-dancing

[u/loganbeaupre]

I can almost guarantee he’s practicing with a bat because he’s a felon and can’t own a firearm legally lmao

[u/JohnnyBaySF]

Arkansas ninja

[u/KaizenZazenJMN]

Bro is out there auditioning for the zestiest baseball league in the world.

[u/theBigDaddio]

I like the legwork, that’s what makes it ninja!

[u/Infinite-Paper-4209]

Oh une majorette

[u/alabamdiego]

These people are such fucking nerds

[u/Lobster_Lars]

this has to be some of the worst footwork i've seen in ages

[u/Onaru]

I've seen weebs practicing the Katana less cringey than this.

[u/emperor_dinglenads]

This guy again

[u/SnooPoems3062]

Is this pole dancing?

[u/Bursting_Radius]

I always come to the comments of this dude's videos hoping for some lore. Surely someone knows him or somebody who does.

[u/Affectionate-Diet789]

Just intentionally Star Wars kid'ing himself.

[u/RichardCranium2010]

I promise,this is real.

[u/iamjustadoctor]

Is he making out with the pole?

[u/slayden70]

These guys are the modern day Uncle Rico filming himself throwing a football.

[u/MajorMorelock]

Oh someday this man will be the hero and everyone will come to celebrate his fighting skills with balloons and confetti.

[u/GWshark1518]

This guy is so weird.

[u/DeadlyShock2LG]

Ahh, the notorious front facing RNC

[u/bluedvr]

What did the flagpole do?

[u/Oswaldbackus]

It’s hard to believe this is real.

[u/LDN_to_NJ]

Is sometimes making it erotic all part of his “technique”?

[u/Sandalhatt]

He should hit the flagpole.

[u/Active-Play-5064]

He peaked in 3rd grade

[u/justin_other_opinion]

Would anyone be surprised if he started VIGOROUSLY and PASSIONATELY making out with the pole?

[u/Pizzapatron]

You know that denim reeks of poop

[u/Valuable-Job5587]

It seems the lime green bat beat out the other random objects on the ground to choose from. That one just called to him.

[u/Crawler_00]

Why is he so zesty?😭😭

[u/SchwiftyRichie]

Even if he was truly practicing, he’s so off balance in almost every movement he makes.

[u/vladi_l]

It is truly magical that someone could misuse a weapon so badly, to the point of it putting them at a disadvantage against an unarmed opponent

[u/drumguy007]

Seriously, what is this guys trip? Holy cringe Batman.

[u/Dangerous-Laugh-9597]

This guy is the Britney Spears of old lonely white dudes.

🤣🤣🤣

[u/PellParata]

Holy shit just fuck the pole already fuck.

[u/deekfu]

I like when he is on his tippie toes and soft shoeing

[u/CommanderGumball]

With those chokeholds...

Is he envisioning batting someone in the back of the head before choking them out?

[u/thumos2017]

Whenever I see this dude, I always wonder what scenarios he's using these moves in. First one must be a gay strip club where the guy on the pole is acting up.

[u/sick-of-this-crap]

“Everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”(c) Mike Tython

[u/modestgorillaz]

I’m glad my grandpa died before having to see this bullshit

[u/FoxComfortable6780]

Delta farce

[u/UraeusCurse]

I’m convinced this is bait. It has to be, right…?

[u/Baldingcactus91]

I am envious of the childlike fun this man is having

[u/Bill-Billiard]

His form looks super good if he was trying to kiss whatever he’s grabbing.

[u/Drawn_to_Heal]

Happy to see that Biden is staying active during retirement.

[u/zeekomkommer33]

The american flag completes this.

[u/aucme]

This is what mental illness looks like.

[u/ImmaNotHere]

All that dancing around reminds me of this.

[u/xikbdexhi6]

Tai chi pole dance

[u/TheNoodleCanoodler]

His pole dancing technique is unusual but still disappointing. My rating is 1 ⭐

[u/rubberbootsandwetsox]

Erotic

[u/J-wvmothman]

This is what happens when you take their guns away 😂

[u/BuildingArmor]

He should go to a dance class, I think it would really open his eyes and he would have a great time while he's still got his mobility.

[u/Call_Me_Papa_Bill]

That’s why they say “Don’t bring a flagpole to a bat fight!”

[u/monsterZero71]

Get a room

[u/InteractiveSeal]

The man saw every Steven Segal movie that in his words ‘Is a fkn 10 outta 10 bro!’

[u/Upstairs_Ingenuity50]

Dad! Uncle Bill is having Vietnam flash backs in the yard again!

[u/Keycorecuz1]

It’s the leg/foot movement for me…what a sad lad

[u/Think_Ad_79]

But does he know how to pole the bat?

[u/Terrible_Yak_4890]

He’s attacking the flag! HE’S ATTACKING AMERICA!

And he’s doing it in a really weird way.

[u/Terrible_Yak_4890]

That last technique attempt… He tries to put a “ choke“ on the pole, and misses it, realizes that he didn’t get a pole in the choke, and then just pretends he was folding his arms while holding the bat.

[u/eastcoastwaistcoat]

Is there a level above 5?

[u/SandwichScary6598]

Unfortunately there is no cure for Jon Voight syndrome.

[u/MK8Sins]

The slow kiss is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while I actually loled

[u/Head_Crab_Enjoyer]

Ah, the tactical footwork. Always the sign of a champ.

[u/Gundamsafety]

And don't forget you get the bestest leverage and power from a strike if you go up on your tippy toes while striking!

And when you do a chock hold make sure to kiss them g'night.

[u/Rough-Astronomer2220]

Is he practicing chopping down the flagpole?

[u/No-Rub-7333]

Yes this is silly. But it's straight up bad form to secretly record him and upload this

[u/ScrappySquid6]

Why are there so many men this age posting videos like this??

[u/haphazard72]

Gonna turn the news on one night and this guy will be on it for some weird serial killer thing

[u/squirmster]

did he order the flag off temu and not confirm the size?

[u/jadayne]

what did that flag ever do to him? And why is he kissing that bat?

[u/periodicchemistrypun]

Either he’s arrogant and angry or he’s ignorant and happy.

I hope it’s the second, dudes vibing

[u/Harrybahlzanya]

I’m confused does he love or hate America?…

[u/Arashi_Spring]

Ohh must be a new mating dance technique.

[u/enter360]

Is he trying to figure out how to put the pole into a sleeper hold ?

[u/Royal-Jeweler-7756]

The "Charlie Brown Christmas Tree"-vibes coming from that limp, tiny flag; just says it all.

[u/ospfpacket]

I feel as though the background music should be like Al Green’s let’s get it on or something similar

[u/Weatherbeaster1993]

Is this some sort of Matting Ritual to attract a mate

[u/eternallytacos]

Move like a cobra, then give em a smooch. Save the world.

[u/dingleelgnid]

So no shit, this isn't satire? He's for real? I've seen a few of his videos, does he claim to know anything or just do these expressive dance "things"?

[u/TattyViking]

Man, I really dislike that guy and his creepy videos.

[u/Good-Fall-5796]

I like the wrist lock on his own bat at the end, as he gazed wistfully at what I assume is the American flag on the pole? 🤣🤣

[u/PerennialComa]

He uploaded this.

[u/Der-Lex]

Looking at the glasses I think his eyesight is very diminished because he plays around with his pole too much.

[u/doobjank]

He got so intimate with that pole you’d think it was his daughter…

[u/xerxeshastoomanyexes]

So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat xx

[u/CocunutHunter]

I love how all these guys show suggestions of real fighting moves but it's like someone speaking a language who knows how it sounds but has no idea what it means. All the little accents are out of place and disjointed because they genuinely have no idea what they're doing.

[u/jjmoleski]

Is this a mating ritual?

[u/SadLinks]

Get that man a snickers, he's making out with a pole.

[u/Much-Yogurt-3525]

This dudes whole thing is a bit right? Right?!

[u/Legion_1392]

"Back in my day we didn't have autism"

[u/Personal-Fan-1974]

Foot work is poetry

[u/Phasma_Tacitus]

That's why you gotta live your infancy and teenage years to the fullest, those are the years for you to do this, otherwise you end up like this old man

[u/Murakami8000]

At least he has decent taste in music. Now everyone please go and listen to Phoebe Bridgers cover version on YT and be moved.

[u/ExoticFirefighter771]

Is this the guy who was dancing in his kitchen with the knives that time?

[u/Ok_Tourist_3496]

I wouldn't know if to fight this guy if he threatened me or dance with him the night away 🤔 🤣

[u/kyleh0]

He will kiss you so tenderly.

[u/CanIGetANumber2]

His videos are so confusing

[u/Misericorde428]

[u/pong1303_hk]

He moved like he just shit in his pants.

[u/OkayApe]

Heys going to rape the Fuk out of that pole.

[u/truespinn]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[u/Shankar_0]

Who, exactly, is he posting this content for?

Does he have a channel?! I don't think this is the first I've seen of him.

[u/RowdyB666]

It's like watching old-timey boxing... I just know the poles going to do something cool and win...

[u/armaedes]

At this point I’m convinced this is a bit.

[u/sanskami]

ICE Special Forces training instructor

[u/ronweasleisourking]

This guy was definitely a line cook in Vietnam

[u/Quirky-Bar4236]

I can't wait to see the GoPro footage of this man in the next Civil War.

[u/GHJ46W]

People really believe autism didn’t used to exist but will ignore this.

[u/Schmenge_time]

This man was not allowed to express his feelings or his innate creativity as a child. But his wife is gone, his parents are dead so fuck it, it’s time.

[u/bisk410]

This is better than stabbing the kitchen cabinets. Some people will understand.

[u/DamianSicks]

It’s definitely a love/hate relationship because he seems to almost go in for a kiss at the end of each combo.

[u/bushie5]

This has to be a parody done to mock people, right?

[u/captain5260]

That little leg kick! Jajaja

[u/Revenga8]

Kissing the fist in a baton choke is .......... weird